Eden Harvz #56 ADHD - Acute Dick Head Disorder

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If them 2 are shagging in doggy it’ll be like a chihuahua trying to shag a Great Dane
 
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If them 2 are shagging in doggy it’ll be like a chihuahua trying to shag a Great Dane
I’m dead a chihuahua trying to shag a Great Dane

Also doubt little lads got a massive schlong, who even says schlong. I’m actually going to bed with some pretty disturbing images
 
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Did I spot chai going for clout on Yazs video (day in the life, right at the very end)
Ah eben. Funny how candid shots never evidence your perfect little life
(To add: I have 2 dogs and one is a nobhead, won’t have the second one anywhere near him if your sat with him)
 
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Let's be honest if you were "smashing life" you wouldn't be so upset over the opinions of strangers and care enough to make videos being a complete cunt. Keep trying to convince us though
 
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Probably big in comparison to his body but compared to Edens hands she has to use two fingers 🤏
 
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The description on Apple! ‘The occasional special guest’ yeah because Eden doesn’t have people queuing up to be spoken over!
Waiting for the day she tries to get Scotty T on and she goes all out trying to make herself look amazing for him.
 
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I actually can’t wait to see what she talks to Chloe B about, she doesn’t watch towie so won’t be able to ask about the current season. She won’t even like her, she doesn’t like people with boob jobs and Chloe’s “outspoken” but in a normal bitchy kinda way, not a perverted, homophobic, racist way like Eben.
 
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Let's be honest if you were "smashing life" you wouldn't be so upset over the opinions of strangers and care enough to make videos being a complete cunt. Keep trying to convince us though
Yeah the fact that she was so so angry in that rant and that El Paso lesbian Pe teacher chic, is going from strength to strength is the best bit in this sorry tale. Oh and our old friend …. Yaz’s gums, have been making a regular appearance again with all the angry gurning impersonations of Eben
 
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Honestly her hair looks dead, she needs to quit the extensions ffs. Half of the bottom of her Bob needs to come off..
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1kg of hair must literally feel like a birds nest. Also why is she putting on the gkebarry accent. WHYYY it’s the gk Barry dupe era I see
 
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Let's be honest if you were "smashing life" you wouldn't be so upset over the opinions of strangers and care enough to make videos being a complete cunt. Keep trying to convince us though
For example Eden, when you called molly mae a cunt more than once and she doesn't say a word. Because she doesn't need to justify or prove herself. you do because you know you're not. You're skint and you smell like lees koi pond

You look so delusional and desperate it's hilarious
 
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I think she met Chloe at an event a year or so ago and Chloe sucks up to Eden just as much as Eden does to her for some reason
 
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Molly mae probably doesn’t even remember or know who Eden is either
 
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Molly mae probably doesn’t even remember or know who Eden is either
I could imagine her teasing Molly Mae and (in edens dreams) she does go on the podcast and Molly is like "so why am I here if you think I'm a cheeky fucking cunt" and Eden is too shamed to post the video because she's chosen to be embarrassed and knows Molly will tell the full story to why there's no podcast that week
 
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The size difference of the heads though

she’s got a right fucking bonce on her!
Also can someone explain wtf this ‘beard’ is?!
Minge chin
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Also a big dick means nothing if they’re shit in bed which Eden basically told everyone Lloyd is. She said she had to teach him
 
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How disproportionate would he have to be to have a massive one anyway? It’s highly unlikely when everything else about him is little.
if he little head is anything like the one on his shoulders then that will look like a pea too come on eden, its not a massive shlong now is it
 
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She recently followed the founder of raw papers. I can only imagine she’s messaged them asking for freebies to #AD #GIFTED
And Louis Theroux
where can I see this??
 
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Eden said she’s getting guests who don’t go on podcasts, I just searched Chloe Brocket Podcast and there she is on Saving Grace
 
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Getting on my last nipple
 
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