I had the weirdest dream last night about eben and Lloyd
so we were in some strange but beautiful hotel, eben went swimming and I was with Lloyd and he was so lovely and better looking that I even started to fancy him a bit. There was another girl with us but I don’t know who she was. We were all in bed together and I wanted to get up because I was squashed in the middle next to Lloyd.
I got up and Lloyd went to follow me, eben then got annoyed so we ended up fighting but I had to stand on a chair because she was so tall (I am ridiculously short in real life anyway) after the fight we ended up sorting things out. Ended up sitting outside opposite Chelsea football club. Loads of people came over to this party we somehow ended up at. Joolz Holland was there (no idea who he is other than his name) eben came over to dance with me and then I got dragged away to take part in a tea bag competition.
I then woke up. Traumatised. Moral of the story…don’t read tattle to help you fall asleep at night.