Eden Harvs #36 Lady Muck and Friar Tuck, none of us actually give a fu..

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I don’t believe this photo requires words…


Ps. Missed y’all - catching up now
 
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YESSS SAY IT LOUDER

she’s a poisonous creature. The young impressionable kids won’t be there forever and it’s only a matter of time before the ‘dream’ fizzles out
 
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I don’t believe this photo requires words…

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Ps. Missed y’all - catching up now
I’m sorry but does this not give off female vibes…
Eden doesn’t need to worry about girls looking at him, he is an ICK. The attitude, the hair, the dress sense, the look, is just .

‘There once was a little lad in a shed,
who made a shit choice with the hair on his head,
He quit his job,
to be a slave for a knob,
and now lives his full time life as a slob’

Soz too much time on my hands
 
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I had to check he wasn’t wearing eyelashes

£1500 to look like you’re off to skydive 🪂
Each to their own, I guess but it’s doing nothing for him

What is he even talking about?
 
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I genuinely thought at first it was Cole as in Cole and Abbie dyed their hair
Hahahahahhahah such a good call.

The clothes he’s bought are all too tight on him, clearly those mcd’s are causing midget man problems.
the beige set where he says is that my ease, is way too tight on him and he looks dreadful.
Why does the coat look like a sky diving jacket
 
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I had to check he wasn’t wearing eyelashes

£1500 to look like you’re off to skydive 🪂
Each to their own, I guess but it’s doing nothing for him

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There is soooooo much to unpick here so whilst Yaz was frantically searching the urban dictionary and Tik Tok search bar for ‘the best street comments of 2022’ … and FYI cretins, a joke is not a joke yeah? Ll Paso was busy getting Technical (the other technical) using a female baby face Snapchat filter to shave some of those vino jowls I needed this today. I would love to see the Tory’s engage with people in their ends dressed and talking like that
 
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My takes from Lloyds haul:

That lilac jumper is not oversized, it fits you like a normal jumper

You look like voldermort with that hood up

Those camel coloured joggers are way too tight

Again, that white hoodie is not oversized. It's just a normal fitting hoodie.

If Eden put on that jacket she could probably fit you in that little pouch on the back with Earl in her baby carrier in the front.

I'm begging you, please, get rid of that fucking velcro on your chin. It doesn't make you look manly, you look ridiculous.
 
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I mean you can see why she’s worried about other girls wanting him, he really is a catch
That's me needing to get some Vagisil in. Absolutely bone dry.

The way he harped on and on about that burger only to give it a 7/10. And to comment "it's no Five Guys". He's such a basic bitch.
 
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wtf is that jacket, he looks like he’s off sky diving and then off to sit on a boat for a few hours. That jacket is not worth £1500 I don’t believe it and also why the fudge would you spend so much on a jacket?! Nah man. Also this roadman look just makes him look like an utter twat, he’s 33 not 15, lilac is not a good colour for pasty white skin and neither is camel. Also none of it is oversized it’s just normal sized you fat phobic little toad.
 
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Could he not lint roll
His jacket before he went out. Ew

Jesus Christ the Tory in him
Is coming out isn’t it, that is really really wham………..,

Also big tasties aren’t a new thing and why do we need to see the inside of your mouth, detty pig

Also big tasties have been round years and there are much better burger places than 5 guys. Jesus Christ this guy

Lmao yaz and Lloyds, it’s totes technical , literally
Fully send. Speak English you twat waffles

Don't all get a wide on at once ladies x
Dry as a bone my friend dry as a bone
 
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