Downing Street Men #8

[Gentlemensrelish]

we’ve been confessing our weird crushes. Whose was the weirdest again? Ahhh Putin

Oh, get the duck out. I'm not having this!

Whitty? Chris Whitty? Ian Hislop? Please. At least Putin could...wrestle a bear

EDIT: EAMONN HOLMES! I've said it before, I'll say it again: I simply will not be judged.

 

[Flumps]

Sorry to be crude and take it there, and I often think this about Carrie and Boris, but when people fancy really bleeping old people do you not think like... not only what pants are they wearing, it's probably those white M&S jersey numbers, but the actual reality of what lies beneath too? Surely that'd put you off any ideas of them being fit?!

I married a man 16 years older than me. These concerns hold no mystery or fear for me any more.

Also, I am getting to be of the age where unless I want to cougar (and leave my delightful partner, no thanks, he's 51 and still rather delightful to look at in his pants, or out of them), then I'm stuck with the risk of M&S pants anyway.

ETA: the one I married and the lovely partner are not the same. Ex husband not nearly so pleasant.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Tony Head crush. Ever since Buffy.

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

duck, he's so sexy. But I take it no one has stepped up for Gove yet.

no-one wants wet mouth!!!

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I love love love Mark Bonnar

duck yeah.

 

[Boredofthegram]

Tony Head crush. Ever since Buffy.

Oh god yes!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Ok so old man crushes. Hmm got to be Tom Sellek, Dick Van Dyke and Donald Sutherland.

Donald Sutherland, he’d be the shag of the century in his day.

 

[panda_eyes]

Seeing as he hasn't been mentioned yet....

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Sorry to be crude and take it there, and I often think this about Carrie and Boris, but when people fancy really bleeping old people do you not think like... not only what pants are they wearing, it's probably those white M&S jersey numbers, but the actual reality of what lies beneath too? Surely that'd put you off any ideas of them being fit?!

It wasn’t really a sexual thing, I love Strictly and thought he was an old fashioned gentleman and wanted to dance with him rather than shag him,

 

[cushtybert]

Hahaha just realised I called winston winton. Now I have visions of the goat with Dales face. God rest his soul

 

[Doobots]

My weird lockdown crush is Mark Ronson. Which isn't weird because he's pretty traditionally attractive. But it's like being a teenager. I'll be dealing with the kids and having a wee Mark Ronson daydream. I am very happily married (honestly!) Very troubling. Although at least he's not a Tory (that I know of).

 

[GrunkaLunka]

So is this the right place to confess that I put up the Keir Starmer poster in my living room during his leadership campaign?

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

FYI i was meant to be taking an evening off but the news of all you guys being here excited me too much. Woops.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Ok so old man crushes. Hmm got to be Tom Sellek, Dick Van Dyke and Donald Sutherland.

HELL TO THE YES #moist

 

[abitfairytale]

Oh god yes!

I met him at London Comic Con once... The nicest, kindest man ever. So polite, and gave amazing hugs!! My sister in law also used to work in the cinema he took his kids too, and also confirmed that he is lovely!!!

 

[Boredofthegram]

So is this the right place to confess that I put up the Keir Starmer poster in my living room during his leadership campaign?

On the other thread we’ve been considering Raab masks and Matt Hancock cardboard cut outs so anything goes

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I married a man 16 years older than me. These concerns hold no mystery or fear for me any more.

Also, I am getting to be of the age where unless I want to cougar (and leave my delightful partner, no thanks, he's 51 and still rather delightful to look at in his pants, or out of them), then I'm stuck with the risk of M&S pants anyway.

I don't want to make the thread utter filth, my husband's a decade older than me (approaching 40) and he often references how the colour of it changes with age so I think that's why the thoughts of an elderly one truly haunt me.

 

[chocolate choux]

no-one wants wet mouth!!!

Last time I checked his full title was Pissy Pants Gove (PPG)

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

It wasn’t really a sexual thing, I love Strictly and thought he was an old fashioned gentleman and wanted to dance with him rather than shag him,

This is the wholesome content we need.

 

[Flumps]

I appreciate this isn't an original observation, but *every* *single* *time* Keir Starmer is mentioned I get an 'Informer' earworm.