I don’t know if anyone in here reads Private Eye but they are currently portraying Keir as Max Headroom. Having seen that gif, I get it.
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He'd have matey bubble bathImagine Matt having a bath. That should cheer you up
I struggle keeping up with the Jack Monroe and Sali Hughes threads but hello!
Hahaha! Awww that’s cute!
Your username always makes me giggle!
Waaaaaah (agree)
duck Sali, I binned her off she's so boring.
He’s just so cute, lovely smile and acts a bit odd but in an endearing way. Similar crush origin story: I wasn’t too fussed until I saw him on the morning news, happily daydreaming when the camera flicked over to him
If we’re claiming Labour luvvies, I’d like Ed Miliband and / or Ed Balls
Not sure I’ll take advantage of the restaurant discount scheme as I don’t eat out much and I’m not even sure which places it applies to?
On the subject of food I just finished a GRO (Co Op vegan range) sticky toffee pudding, was v nice and would highly recommend, didn’t even ‘taste vegan’ !
Helloooo everybody , can I come in?
Sorry to be crude and take it there, and I often think this about Carrie and Boris, but when people fancy really bleeping old people do you not think like... not only what pants are they wearing, it's probably those white M&S jersey numbers, but the actual reality of what lies beneath too? Surely that'd put you off any ideas of them being fit?!
My, ummm, older gentleman crush was always Alec Guinness. Also, Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard. I clearly have a taste for authority figures with a side order of sci-fi exotica. I said 'exotica', behave yourself.
I want to roundhouse kick Matt in the head and then punch him straight in the babymaker.He’s just so cute, lovely smile and acts a bit odd but in an endearing way. Similar crush origin story: I wasn’t too fussed until I saw him on the morning news, happily daydreaming when the camera flicked over to him
If we’re claiming Labour luvvies, I’d like Ed Miliband and / or Ed Balls
Not sure I’ll take advantage of the restaurant discount scheme as I don’t eat out much and I’m not even sure which places it applies to?
On the subject of food I just finished a GRO (Co Op vegan range) sticky toffee pudding, was v nice and would highly recommend, didn’t even ‘taste vegan’ !
Too much?
I found my favourite internet friends!!
I love the clips of him devouring a caramel waffle and licking the foam out of his coffee cup on GMB. So cute and awkward and the sort of thing that I’d do myself if I’m totally honest. But obviously I’m not an MP and likely to be on live TV
Thank you
My default pub quiz team name!
duck, he's so sexy. But I take it no one has stepped up for Gove yet.
duck off, I didn’t want him , I wanted Johnny, bloody giph!
Whatttttt????? We need mugs
same, babeJust popping my head in to say hi. Will probably float around between here and JM, depending on how it's going over there.
You know, I was avoiding getting political but that side of him evokes similar feelings in me, and not in a kinky way at all...
Ok so old man crushes. Hmm got to be Tom Sellek, Dick Van Dyke and Donald Sutherland.
I used to have a real ladyboner for Ian Kelsey when he was in Casualty many moons ago.
I love love love Mark Bonnar
I love love love Mark Bonnar
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