I'd rather shag May then Morgan
I though that was hilarious. It’s always funny seeing the stupid things MPs do to try and seem like us normal folk.What with her dancing!
I think it’d be a close call personallyI'd rather shag Boris then Theresa, especially after seeing her dancing
My vagina just sealed shutI think it’d be a close call personally
Dont worry it will wake up at 5pmMy vagina just sealed shut
One of the voters is probably Piers Morganhow has Piers bloody Morgan got 4 votes
It better do. If they wheel out Shapps again I'm writing to 10. Downing street.Dont worry it will wake up at 5pm
writing? I'll be going down to 10 downing st to demand some bloody answers!It better do. If they wheel out Shapps again I'm writing to 10. Downing street.
I bet they've put Raab in a cupboard after Mondays performance.writing? I'll be going down to 10 downing st to demand some bloody answers!
Or will be on even lolI wonder who we be on today
Got to be one of the fab five they've not been on for days!I wonder who we be on today
Or will be on even lol
I be on RaabI wonder who we be on today
I would absolutely consider that to be essential travelwriting? I'll be going down to 10 downing st to demand some bloody answers!
I'll have to shave my legs if that's the caseI be on Raab
They drove us to itI would absolutely consider that to be essential travel
Too bloody right. 'Im sorry Mr security but we're the downing street honeys fans of the fab five and want to know when the bloody hell they are doing the daily update again?'I would absolutely consider that to be essential travel
I bet Rishi is a breast manToo bloody right. 'Im sorry Mr security but we're the downing street honeys fans of the fab five and want to know when the bloody hell they are doing the daily update again?'
p.s 'could you ask rishi to sign my breast?'