Downing Street Men #2

[coconochanel]

I bet Rishi is a breast man

Raab totally an arse man

yes deffo. have we decided on nicknames? are we going with dirty dom?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I bet Rishi is a breast man

Raab totally an arse man

Definitely!

yes deffo. have we decided on nicknames? are we going with dirty dom?

I do kind of like just calling him Dom personally

 

[coconochanel]

The suspense of waiting til 5PM is killing me, if Dom isnt on today I will be starting a petition!

if its one of them we will have a bloody party

 

[Lucyxxxx]

if its one of them we will have a bloody party

I think the servers on this site will crash!!

 

[Boredofthegram]

I bet Rishi is a breast man

Raab totally an arse man

Whitty favours brains over looks.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

What if they treat us to a combo of Dom, Dishy Rishi AND Matt Handcock?? I think I'll faint

 

[coconochanel]

I think the servers on this site will crash!!

Im cracking open the wine if its one of them

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Whitty favours brains over looks.

Hancock probably likes feet

 

[coconochanel]

What if they treat us to a combo of Dom, Dishy Rishi AND Matt Handcock?? I think I'll faint

thats asking for too much

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Im cracking open the wine if its one of them

Same! I have some red wine in the fridge! I just wish I'd paid Dom attention sooner so I could of ogled him from day 1 of this lockdown!

 

[coconochanel]

Hancock probably likes feet

what about PPG?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

thats asking for too much

I know I bet they wheel out PPG out of spite. Imagine him on the podium "apologies to the witches on tattle but you've got me today and you will DEAL"

what about PPG?

I bet he likes "water sports"

 

[Platypusfattypus]

what about PPG?

I bet he gets "over excited" at a hint of breast

 

[coconochanel]

I know I bet they wheel out PPG out of spite. Imagine him on the podium "apologies to the witches on tattle but you've got me today and you will DEAL"



I bet he likes "water sports"

the other 4 have been called in to Boris's office after he found this thread. 'How come you get dishy rishi, with a Rolls Royce, dirty dom who drives ferrari and Matt horndog hancock and I get bumbling boris who drives a bloody mini!' 'its unfair I tell you absolutely unfair!'

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

What if they treat us to a combo of Dom, Dishy Rishi AND Matt Handcock?? I think I'll faint

Don't I'll have to preen my foof then...legs are enough for today

the other 4 have been called in to Boris's office after he found this thread. 'How come you get dishy rishi, with a Rolls Royce, dirty dom who drives ferrari and Matt horndog hancock and I get bumbling boris who drives a bloody mini!' 'its unfair I tell you absolutely unfair!'

I guess it's better than bin diver Boris or PPG and his stinky bits

 

[coconochanel]

Don't I'll have to preen my foof then...legs are enough for today


I guess it's better than bin diver Boris or PPG and his stinky bits

Yes and I have offered to take one for the team and sleep with him and I offered him a hug.

 

[cushtybert]

Whitty favours brains over looks.

That’s me bleeping screwed then and not in a good way

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Yes and I have offered to take one for the team and sleep with him and I offered him a hug.

And for that we salute you

 

[coconochanel]

That’s me bleeping screwed then and not in a good way

You'll be ok you know loads about downing st and cororna now

 

[cushtybert]

Been busy trying to do some work this morning and now trying to catch up, worst few hours ever without this thread!!!
I bloody hope one of our famous five is on tonight