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just catching up on this thread had to join in 
Roses are red
Nurses are pretty
I like to sniff them
And poke them with my Willy
Love Mattikins
Roses are red
I like to spend money
Give me your bank details
You naughty little honeys
Love Rishi
Roses are red
The train is at the station
You can’t cum in it yet though
As you haven’t done enough masterbation
Love JVT
Roses are red
Latex is stretchy
I’m into bondage
So prepare to get sweaty
Love Whitty
Roses are red
Nurses are pretty
I like to sniff them
And poke them with my Willy
Love Mattikins
Roses are red
I like to spend money
Give me your bank details
You naughty little honeys
Love Rishi
Roses are red
The train is at the station
You can’t cum in it yet though
As you haven’t done enough masterbation
Love JVT
Roses are red
Latex is stretchy
I’m into bondage
So prepare to get sweaty
Love Whitty
Whatever I bring it has to be from Fortnum's Rishi wont eat anything else.I’ll buy you red roses
I’ll put up with your moods
As long as you let me
Have a feel of your boobs
Love Mattx
Love the poems ! Let’s have a think about what food we need to bring to the party. Three items each . I will bring
Chocolate covered strawberries
Penis shaped pasta
Caramel waffles
I’m happy happy to slum it with FortnumsWhatever I bring it has to be from Fortnum's Rishi wont eat anything else.
Well if you make me I guess I will have to make do with Fortnums as wellI’m happy happy to slum it with Fortnums
I love nurses
They really turn me on
But give me a taste of your waffle
And honey I’m gone!
Love Matt.
They really turn me on
But give me a taste of your waffle
And honey I’m gone!
Love Matt.
Who knew our men had such poetic hearts 
Imagine just having a whitty mug collection 
Attachments
Goals!!Imagine just having a whitty mug collection
Someone wants a card from Gove. Give it up PPG we know you are reading and trying to get into top 5 (and Renegade)
I voted for Gove for the craic! I bet he’s never had a valentines card
No one wants someone that stinks of piss to be their valentineWhitty, ohh Whitty
Play with my Clitty
Be my Romeo
I’ll be your Juliet
You don’t follow fashion
But are full of passion
Your love of latex
and removing my playtex
Calm and collected
But naughty and nice
Be my valentine
Ill make you cum twice
love cushty xx
i need to go and do some work and stop making up crappy ditty’s
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I’ll arrange for a greggs delivery to the party.
You put me in the top 5
and I was very chuffed
then you kicked me off
and now I look a mug
but come on coco give me that hug.
from Boris x
and I was very chuffed
then you kicked me off
and now I look a mug
but come on coco give me that hug.
from Boris x
I’ve got a pretty face
And I’m really rather mardy
But when you see my willy
It will remind you of those straws you get at a hen party!!
love Dom
And I’m really rather mardy
But when you see my willy
It will remind you of those straws you get at a hen party!!
love Dom
This just makes me think of Greg Davies
Hope ur ok @Platypusfattypus . Mr P is just having a man day, he loves you , you know that. We all have a sensitive place and today you are feeling it.
Yeah I'm OK but we are currently not talking and it's a tit atmosphere. I might have a nap
thank you 
Well he needs to apologise. Can’t you get the kids out for a walk for an hour , blow those cobwebs away xYeah I'm OK but we are currently not talking and it's a tit atmosphere. I might have a nap
So last night Matt fulfilled his fantasy and spent the night with some nurses 
Awe bless him. He's stocked up his wank bank material
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