Downing Street Men #19

[coconochanel]

Why is JVT not on the list ,he's got the best smile of the lot

Because hes not an original top 5 tory totty hes a late comer like Fanny Harmer.

 

[monga]

Roses aren’t blue
But who cares about that
I just want to bed you
And stroke your cat ;-)

Love Nicola xx


Hey Monga

Are you 3 the only honeyz left

 

[Renegadedancer]

I look sexy in glasses
No doubt about that
I’m polite and lovely
But I’d shag you on the mat

Love JVT x

 

[monga]

Because hes not an original top 5 tory totty hes a late comer like Fanny Harmer.

He's the most genuine of the lot

 

[coconochanel]

Are you 3 the only honeyz left

No the others are currenting in bed with their chosen MP.

 

[Renegadedancer]

He's the most genuine of the lot

What Woody?

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Roses are red
I hate the poor

Rees Mogg

 

[Tublet83]

I’ve read these out to my husband he’s howling

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I’ve read these out to my husband he’s howling

Im giggling away but can't share with my husband as he'd think there's something wrong with me

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Roses are red
My sandals are grey
If you massage my toes
Il harm your fanny all day

nhs is blue
I talk a load of twaffle
If you wear a nurses dress
Il suck your caramel waffle

 

[monga]

What Woody?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Van Tams smile melts my heart tenfold
even thought he looks like Penfold

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Roses are red
My hair is silly
Let me have sex with you
Theres a good filly

Boris

What is everyone getting for valentines day. I'm getting whatever the intern chooses for me.

 

[monga]

Jesus you're all still as bad over here I'm LOL ! you'd need a brain like a rubber ball to keep up with you lot

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Roses are bleeping red
I wouldn’t be seen dead buying violets
If you get my pret order wrong
Il have you all bleeping fired

 

[Boredofthegram]

I’m the DCMO
I’m tiny like ants
I’ll come over on valentines
And tear off your pants

Love JVT

Let’s go for a date
A picnic on the grass
I’ll make you scream out
Alas alas alas

love Boris x

 

[Falkor]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll only shag you
If Nanny's there too

J. Rees Mogg

Les roses sont rouges
Les violettes sont bleues
Je veux un G20
Alors je peux te voir

(I want a G20
So I can see you)

#macreau #trucron

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Matt in his happy place

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt in his happy place

Looks like he was there all night. I wonder what he told his wife?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Im so bleeping angry now
Im going to shag you!

Dom

 

[Renegadedancer]

I’ll buy you red roses
I’ll put up with your moods
As long as you let me
Have a feel of your boobs

Love Matt x

Love the poems ! Let’s have a think about what food we need to bring to the party. Three items each . I will bring

Chocolate covered strawberries
Penis shaped pasta
Caramel waffles

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I feel for kier I have to be more practical as that’s the kind of fella he Is so .........Treats for the pets of course as fanny harmer is all about the animals
A litter tray for the delightful Gove as he can get overwhelmed at large gatherings
And some iced fingers....just because