Roses are red
Tories are blue
You think Raab has a teeny dick
But I know that's untrue
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Tories are blue
You think Raab has a teeny dick
But I know that's untrue
Watching matt on parliament channel hope he cheers me up!!
That’s untrue! I believe I said skinny not teeny! It could be a long as a piece of string....a really thin piece of string
Ive got spaghetti for my dinner tonight oddly enough
You make sure you slurp that allllll up
Well if that’s the not the perfect image of tonight’s action..
an actual picture of his nether regions penetrating pussy
hahahaha!!!!
Bloody hell only just watched last nights briefing, had to rescue Mr C in his car...Bloody cars, then had to finish of my essay that was due in.
glad to see my husband leading the Downing St briefing though. Leadership suits him...especially in the red room
So now we know the vaccine guy is a Corbyn lookalike ...poor bloke
glad to see my husband leading the Downing St briefing though. Leadership suits him...especially in the red room
So now we know the vaccine guy is a Corbyn lookalike ...poor bloke
Hope the car is OK. Was your essay set by Whitty? All about cleanliness in the red room?Bloody hell only just watched last nights briefing, had to rescue Mr C in his car...Bloody cars, then had to finish of my essay that was due in.
glad to see my husband leading the Downing St briefing though. Leadership suits him...especially in the red room
So now we know the vaccine guy is a Corbyn lookalike ...poor bloke
All sorted now thanks,
Yes it was set by him, apparently he’s going to put on his gloves later and give it a thorough inspection
If your going to brag about my man tag me in future!! On another note Dom is a pisces.He's wiping away my lipstick, sorry about that Dom
Well, this is a treat. Enjoy Hugecock fans, don't say I don't spoil you.
Oh my god I had to look twice to realise that was Matt!
Pointing to where the fun is. Though Mr covid in the background is ruining the mood.
Where did you even find that photo?
I mean I actually wondered why you posted a photo of some random bloke on the thread until the penny dropped
I can’t work out if he’s pointing to wear his nether regions are on purpose?
I mean I actually wondered why you posted a photo of some random bloke on the thread until the penny dropped I can’t work out if he’s pointing to wear his nether regions are on purpose?
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Where did you even find that photo?
I can’t work out if he’s pointing to wear his nether regions are on purpose?
I follow a guy on Twitter who pretends to be an advisor to the Tories. He posted it, I had to do a double take at first too
He’s wearing the kind of shirt that Dom would probably still wear now. Even though it was taken about 20 years ago.
It's too fitted for my babe 
Someone replied with this too
Someone replied with this too
He looks like a babe though!! No pervert grin just pure old Randy ToffOh my god I had to look twice to realise that was Matt!
Yep. That’s why he’s pointing at his crotch. ‘Come and get it ladies‘
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