Downing Street Men #17

[Platypusfattypus]

JVT always makes everything feel that little bit better. Him and Whitty are my 2020 heroes

 

[cushtybert]

Ooh snazzy tie there JVT.

What analogy will he hit us with this time?

His little step!!! Bless him

 

[coconochanel]

Dont forget Gavin the ass shudderer

you mean Gruesome Gav

 

[cushtybert]

Is the train at the station, are people getting on? What about the plane that was coming into land but was going wobbly? Come on Van Tam!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

you mean Gruesome Gav

I always imagine he has hands like salad fingers

 

[cushtybert]

I always imagine he has hands like salad fingers

Like celery sticks???

 

[coconochanel]

Apparently Whitty was seen on hospital wards on Christmas day, wonderful by name wonderful by nature. but Id have thought you'd have had him in the red room all xmas @cushtybert

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Gavin in his previous career

 

[cushtybert]

Apparently Whitty was seen on hospital wards on Christmas day, wonderful by name wonderful by nature. but Id have thought you'd have had him in the red room all xmas @cushtybert

If only

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Like celery sticks???

I hate celery so that would be fitting

Salad fingers is this weird thing

 

[Boredofthegram]

I used to love watching salad fingers as a stoned teenager

 

[cushtybert]

I used to love watching salad fingers as a stoned teenager

Am I the only one who hasn’t heard of it? I literally thought you meant salad... I was like what hands like a tomato, celery etc ???

 

[coconochanel]

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