Downing Street Men #17

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

How the hell does whitty keep making it into these things over fanny harmer ffs??!!
At least the starmer sexpot is ACTUALLY an MP and the sexiest leader of the opposition our country’s ever had!!!
he deserves more recognition than this!! The guys a Disney film star,a manband lookalike and a mark darcy impersonator FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Pointing to where the fun is. Though Mr covid in the background is ruining the mood.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Well, this is a treat. Enjoy Hugecock fans, don't say I don't spoil you.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Happy Christmas eve my favourite honeys. I'm already tracking Santa on Norad.

For the final day I've been greedy and I've treated myself. On the 24th day of Christmas Santa brought my favourite mardy bastard MP holding a "gift"* just for meeeeee!!!

*his dick. I'm not letting any of you lot burst my bubble on this one

 

[Boredofthegram]

As early Xmas presents for you filthbags who have kept me smiling and entertained throughout the pandemic so far I give you......

@jo30 cute little mattikins

@Gym&Tonic fun time Matt, lover of opening gp surgeries throughout the uk

@Platypusfattypus Dom about to lick a finger

@Lucyxxxx Dom making a hasty exit as he superspreads between you and platy

@coconochanel Rishy showing someone how he’s going to grab you later at the mansion

@Falkor Macron demonstrating how well endowed he is

@cushtybert A little Xmas wish from Sir Whitty

and last but by no means least @Renegadedancer and her lovely avatar. A fuming Gove who still hasn’t got over not being a Honeys favourite

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

And how could I have forgotten @Blue raspberry slush pupp ! Here’s fanny harmer in a lesser known sighting of him in casual clothes minus socks and sandals

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Just looking for some new cushions and came across this...

 

[Platypusfattypus]

7 is lucky for some (me). Its Raab with a saab

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Managed to do all the wrapping yesterday, last minute Nelly again.

For Christmas eve eve PM Santa gave us, three not so wise MPs by the sea

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I asked for this didn't I!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

On the fourth day of advent Bojo sent to me


Hugecock leaning on a huge rock

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Work was mad today!!! Haven't stopped. And we've not started with the lockdown babies yet. Had a mad dream last night. I went to Van Tams daughters 18th birthday party and got totally trashed. He ended up hooking me up to a drip to sort out my hangover so I could go to work and he was very polite. A litre of Hartmanns did the trick. So in ode to that and because I've had no time to get creative I've done Van Tam cuddling a lamb.

My next honeys dream better involve Raab destroying the back end out of me though.

Macron's come over all tough in the past few days, hasn't he? Do you think he and Trudeau have had a tiff and he's taking it out on everybody else?

Oh my god the thought of that and Trudeau would need consoling too.

 

[Sagenbasil]

Merry Christmas honeys. Thanks for giving me some well needed sniggers this year. This is my effort for the Decorate A Gingerbread man zoom party. It was at work so I couldn't make it ruder but I hope you still like it. Have a lovely day tomorrow and rude dreams tonight

 

[coconochanel]

Hey! Looks we will be needing a new thread soon!

Bloody hell nearly time for thread 18 who'd have thought it? deffo not the MP's of our affection (not you Bojo you fucked it right up)

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I wonder who the biggest flirt out of the boys is? We know Matt is absolutely terrible at it

I think Matt and Bozza would be the obvious flirts, matt quite clumsy with it which makes you like him more. Raab would just give you a wink which would get you all fizzy. Rishi very quiet but you'd know he liked you if he spoke to you. You'd have to approach Whitty.

Darren Dutton is spoiling us again on twitter

 

[Platypusfattypus]

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Think this will go down a treat on Christmas morning

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[Platypusfattypus]

On the 20th day we have Gove on the stove. A fitting one following yesterday's announcements.

Only 4 more to go

 

[Pinkblush]

For KS worshippers

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Merry Christmas honeys. I was disappointed to not have the Raab 2021 calender but only my best friend knows about my Tory kink and she refuses to encourage it. Have had a lovely day, opening presents in the morning with the kids, then a quick 6 hour shift at work where I got to catch a Christmas baby. Just had my dinner and I'm going to bed as I'm shattered. Hope everyone else has had a fab day.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

 

[Platypusfattypus]

It's Kier by a pier, getting the sand between his sandal toes.