Wheres Whitty? I bet @cushtybert has him locked in the red room the dirty mare.
For gods sake, surely he can find some money in his expenses to employ a bloody stylist or something?Stop making him pose for photos he doesnโt like it!!!!
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I'd do it for free. All I'd ask for is a good seeing from him every day on his desk.For gods sake, surely he can find some money in his expenses to employ a bloody stylist or something?
That makes it sound quite unintentional. Woops he's slipped his cock in againSomeone on the Boris thread has said not only is Matt a bit โhandsyโ, but heโs known for โslipping his cock inโ as well. I dont quite know what to say, other than he sounds quite the lothario
To quote Britney โOops he did it againโ.That makes it sound quite unintentional. Woops he's slipped his cock in again
I think you and me need to get ourselves dolled up and get ourselves down to Westminster, as Ive just heard weโd have a very good chance of getting Matt into bedLooking very handsome tonite matt!!
It's like a lucky dipAn STD test? A pregnancy test?
Posing like a school kidStop making him pose for photos he doesnโt like it!!!!
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I need to remind myself that the man can take a good photoPosing like a school kid
That is the sexiest photo heโs ever taken
I just want to mount him thereThat is the sexiest photo heโs ever taken
Ride him like a grand national winnerThat is the sexiest photo heโs ever taken
I just want to mount him there
When in reality heโs hiding thisRide him like a grand national winner
Iโd be well impressed if it glowed in the darkWhen in reality heโs hiding this
Yes I did, the filthy beast said he wanted a good seeing too as he has a lot of pent up frustration at the moment, he said Bojo is being a dick more then everWheres Whitty? I bet @cushtybert has him locked in the red room the dirty mare.