When?.Matts on question time!
When?.Matts on question time!
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Would have preferred FH but it’ll doJust came on to say the same thing,
Has Sir FH been on QT yet?Now
Would have preferred FH but it’ll do
What all this in the press about Carrie pulling the strings in Downing street? well she better not get too comfortable because when my Rishi becomes PM I'll soon put her in her place!
Apparently Boris said he was going to the toilet but after being gone for 20 minutes she went to find him and he was asleep on the loo with tattle open on his phone!Hi witches, how are you all? It’s all kicking off at number 10. Apparently real reason for Cummings going is that he told Carrie about the honeys and she is not impressed. She’s had Boris strung up by the balls for most of the week.
Dare anyone tell her it’s not ‘her’ man we are after?
Not in the time we’ve been in our union no. I’m sure over the years he must have beenHas Sir FH been on QT yet?
Hahaha that's brilliant.A very funny thing happened today at school. We were doing Children in Need craft this afternoon and a little boy drew a very large penis on his picture of Pudsey Bear. Teacher told him off sternly but we all had to leave the class and fell about laughing
For some reason I immediately thought of this thread..
I know! I’ve not laughed so much in ages. Really needed a good laugh as wellHahaha that's brilliant.
Cant beat a good penis drawing. When I was at uni, me and my friend used to sneakily draw cocks in each others books and wait for the other to find them. Extra points if you got a hairy ball sack and veins too. We found it hilarious, no one else did. Boring sodsI know! I’ve not laughed so much in ages. Really needed a good laugh as well
Drawing bums is another. I had to tell some kids of the other day for drawing bums on the whiteboard during wet playing, knowing full we I used to do exactly the same thing at their ageCant beat a good penis drawing. When I was at uni, me and my friend used to sneakily draw cocks in each others books and wait for the other to find them. Extra points if you got a hairy ball sack and veins too. We found it hilarious, no one else did. Boring sods
I have a jumper that has the words mardy bum embroidered on it. My 4 year old is learning to read and found it hilarious mummy had a bum on her jumper.Drawing bums is another. I had to tell some kids of the other day for drawing bums on the whiteboard during wet playing, knowing full we I used to do exactly the same thing at their age
It’s funny, unless you get the call to say it’s your child that did it ! What year group are theyA very funny thing happened today at school. We were doing Children in Need craft this afternoon and a little boy drew a very large penis on his picture of Pudsey Bear. Teacher told him off sternly but we all had to leave the class and fell about laughing
For some reason I immediately thought of this thread..
How times have changed. Oh wait, they haven’tCant beat a good penis drawing. When I was at uni, me and my friend used to sneakily draw cocks in each others books and wait for the other to find them. Extra points if you got a hairy ball sack and veins too. We found it hilarious, no one else did. Boring sods
Year 3. The little boy is seven. He was giggling away like mad as he was told off. How the hell we were supposed to keep straight faces I don’t know.It’s funny, unless you get the call to say it’s your child that did it ! What year group are they
I guess it’s a relief it’s not receptionYear 3. The little boy is seven. He was giggling away like mad as he was told off. How the hell we were supposed to keep straight faces I don’t know.
I once got called into the nursery because my 3 year old kept telling the other children babies came out of vaginas (she loved seeing my text books).It’s funny, unless you get the call to say it’s your child that did it ! What year group are they