Downing Street Men #16

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What all this in the press about Carrie pulling the strings in Downing street? well she better not get too comfortable because when my Rishi becomes PM I'll soon put her in her place!
 
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Hi witches, how are you all? It’s all kicking off at number 10. Apparently real reason for Cummings going is that he told Carrie about the honeys and she is not impressed. She’s had Boris strung up by the balls for most of the week.
Dare anyone tell her it’s not ‘her’ man we are after?
 
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Hi witches, how are you all? It’s all kicking off at number 10. Apparently real reason for Cummings going is that he told Carrie about the honeys and she is not impressed. She’s had Boris strung up by the balls for most of the week.
Dare anyone tell her it’s not ‘her’ man we are after?
Apparently Boris said he was going to the toilet but after being gone for 20 minutes she went to find him and he was asleep on the loo with tattle open on his phone!
 
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A very funny thing happened today at school. We were doing Children in Need craft this afternoon and a little boy drew a very large penis on his picture of Pudsey Bear. Teacher told him off sternly but we all had to leave the class and fell about laughing 😂

For some reason I immediately thought of this thread.. 🤔
 
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A very funny thing happened today at school. We were doing Children in Need craft this afternoon and a little boy drew a very large penis on his picture of Pudsey Bear. Teacher told him off sternly but we all had to leave the class and fell about laughing 😂

For some reason I immediately thought of this thread.. 🤔
Hahaha that's brilliant.
 
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I know! I’ve not laughed so much in ages. Really needed a good laugh as well😂
Cant beat a good penis drawing. When I was at uni, me and my friend used to sneakily draw cocks in each others books and wait for the other to find them. Extra points if you got a hairy ball sack and veins too. We found it hilarious, no one else did. Boring sods
 
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Cant beat a good penis drawing. When I was at uni, me and my friend used to sneakily draw cocks in each others books and wait for the other to find them. Extra points if you got a hairy ball sack and veins too. We found it hilarious, no one else did. Boring sods
Drawing bums is another. I had to tell some kids of the other day for drawing bums on the whiteboard during wet playing, knowing full we I used to do exactly the same thing at their age 😂
 
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Drawing bums is another. I had to tell some kids of the other day for drawing bums on the whiteboard during wet playing, knowing full we I used to do exactly the same thing at their age 😂
I have a jumper that has the words mardy bum embroidered on it. My 4 year old is learning to read and found it hilarious mummy had a bum on her jumper.

I realise I have the sense of humour of a 4 year old
 
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A very funny thing happened today at school. We were doing Children in Need craft this afternoon and a little boy drew a very large penis on his picture of Pudsey Bear. Teacher told him off sternly but we all had to leave the class and fell about laughing 😂

For some reason I immediately thought of this thread.. 🤔
It’s funny, unless you get the call to say it’s your child that did it ! What year group are they 😂
 
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Cant beat a good penis drawing. When I was at uni, me and my friend used to sneakily draw cocks in each others books and wait for the other to find them. Extra points if you got a hairy ball sack and veins too. We found it hilarious, no one else did. Boring sods
How times have changed. Oh wait, they haven’t 😂 🍆
 
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It’s funny, unless you get the call to say it’s your child that did it ! What year group are they 😂
Year 3. The little boy is seven. He was giggling away like mad as he was told off. How the hell we were supposed to keep straight faces I don’t know.
 
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