*walking around Harrods food hall*
platypusfattypus 'who have you invited to your party then?'
coconochanel 'oh you know the usual tory lot'
'what even Gove?'
coconochanel 'yep'
'you've not invited him, what have you invited Pissy pants for?'
coconochanel 'I didnt invite him Rishi did and he cant leave him out he's part of the cabinet'
'good god you will have fumigate the mansion after he's been'
coconochanel 'I know, I might put plastic covers on all the seats in case he sits down'
'speak of the devil look whos over there'
coconochanel 'whats he doing in here'
'dont know but come on lets go over and say hi.'....'Michael' she calls walking over to Gove who's at the fish counter
Gove 'oh its you' he says in a rude tone
'I didnt think this was your kind of shop Mr Gove'
Gove 'yes it is, I get my fish from here'
'Lovely so did you get the invitation to coco and Rishi's party'
Gove 'yes I did get 'Rishi's' invitation thank you'
'and will we be graced with your company?'
Gove 'yes'
'oh that IS wonderful to hear..well see you there then' she says before her and coco walk off.
*back at Cushtyberts*
vet 'It looks like he's cut his foot on something so I've dressed it and I'll give him some antibiotics. I will come back in a few days to check its healing ok but he should be fine'
cushtbert ' oh thank goodness its nothing serious'
Vet 'no, these things happen, I had a quick check of the field to try and see if I could find what he might have cut it on but I couldn't see anything'
'ok I'll have a througher look later on and check his pen'
Vet 'yes that would be a good idea but like I said he should be fine just keep an eye on him'
Cushtybert 'oh I will'
Vet 'right I better get going Ive got a sheep to see'
cushtybert 'ok well thank you'
vet 'your welcome bye, see you Winston' she says to Winston who bleats at her as she heads towards her car.