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Mathew Pennycook is a Labour MP. Might be the first good looking Labour MP I’ve ever seen actually!

So many working class Tories in that list though. Working class Tories really boil my piss! Talk about forgetting your roots!
 
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Mathew Pennycook is a Labour MP. Might be the first good looking Labour MP I’ve ever seen actually!

So many working class Tories in that list though. Working class Tories really boil my piss! Talk about forgetting your roots!
It was when the North voted for the tories that annoyed me
 
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cushtybert 'what makes you think he's having an affair?'
'well a couple of things really'
coconochanel 'like what?'
'well last Monday morning he came downstairs ready for work and he was wearing a green tie'
Jo30 'Green?!'
'yes so I asked him where his pink one was and he said he fancied a change'
platypusfattypus 'maybe he did'
'well maybe but then he didn't wear it all week and you know how much he loves his pink ties'
renegadedancer 'hmm that doe sound a bit off.. anything else?'
'yes yesterday we were in Sainburys doing our weekly shop and I picked up his Caramel waffles and he said he didn't want them, said he'd gone off them'
cushtybert 'wow that is odd Matt turning down caramel waffles!?'
coconochanel 'yeah he's waffle mad. has he showed any other signs he might be cheating?'
jo30 'yeah like going to the gym thats always a sign'
coconochanel 'yes and being sneaky with his phone...has he done any of that?'
'No'
renegadedancer 'maybe hes having a midlife crisis'
'no I dont think its that'
coconochanel 'well keep an eye on him and see if theres any other signs'
Jo30 'who do you think hes having an affair with?'
cushtybert 'not sandra his PA?'
'well I dont know I mean Im not certain he IS having an affair its just a feeling Ive got'
platypusfattypus 'you need to follow him see what hes upto'
renegadedancer 'how she going to do that when hes in his office all day?'
platypusfattypus 'well how do we know he is in his office all day?.... maybe coco can ask Rishi to keep tabs on him'
coconochanel 'no way! Im not getting involved'
renegadedancer 'no don't it will only blow up in your face if it turns out he is having it off with someone'
cushtybert 'sorry to break up the party but Ive Im afraid Ive got to go'
renegadedancer 'where you going?'
cushtybert 'Oh Ive got an appointment with my accountant'
renegadedancer 'oh ok see ya later'
cushtybert 'see ya' she says walking off down the road.
Jo30 ' I didnt know cushty had an accountant'
gym&tonic 'she doesn't'
coconochanel 'how do you know?'
gym&tonic 'because the other month she asked if she could use Matt's'
jo30 'so where she gone then?'
gym&tonic 'I've no idea'
 
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Mathew Pennycook is a Labour MP. Might be the first good looking Labour MP I’ve ever seen actually!

So many working class Tories in that list though. Working class Tories really boil my piss! Talk about forgetting your roots!
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@Gym&Tonic have u gone off Matt now lol
 
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Dom must be reading here theres a pic on his twitter and although hes still got his brown belt on hes got black shoes on :giggle:
 
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cushtybert 'what makes you think he's having an affair?'
'well a couple of things really'
coconochanel 'like what?'
'well last Monday morning he came downstairs ready for work and he was wearing a green tie'
Jo30 'Green?!'
'yes so I asked him where his pink one was and he said he fancied a change'
platypusfattypus 'maybe he did'
'well maybe but then he didn't wear it all week and you know how much he loves his pink ties'
renegadedancer 'hmm that doe sound a bit off.. anything else?'
'yes yesterday we were in Sainburys doing our weekly shop and I picked up his Caramel waffles and he said he didn't want them, said he'd gone off them'
cushtybert 'wow that is odd Matt turning down caramel waffles!?'
coconochanel 'yeah he's waffle mad. has he showed any other signs he might be cheating?'
jo30 'yeah like going to the gym thats always a sign'
coconochanel 'yes and being sneaky with his phone...has he done any of that?'
'No'
renegadedancer 'maybe hes having a midlife crisis'
'no I dont think its that'
coconochanel 'well keep an eye on him and see if theres any other signs'
Jo30 'who do you think hes having an affair with?'
cushtybert 'not sandra his PA?'
'well I dont know I mean Im not certain he IS having an affair its just a feeling Ive got'
platypusfattypus 'you need to follow him see what hes upto'
renegadedancer 'how she going to do that when hes in his office all day?'
platypusfattypus 'well how do we know he is in his office all day?.... maybe coco can ask Rishi to keep tabs on him'
coconochanel 'no way! Im not getting involved'
renegadedancer 'no don't it will only blow up in your face if it turns out he is having it off with someone'
cushtybert 'sorry to break up the party but Ive Im afraid Ive got to go'
renegadedancer 'where you going?'
cushtybert 'Oh Ive got an appointment with my accountant'
renegadedancer 'oh ok see ya later'
cushtybert 'see ya' she says walking off down the road.
Jo30 ' I didnt know cushty had an accountant'
gym&tonic 'she doesn't'
coconochanel 'how do you know?'
gym&tonic 'because the other month she asked if she could use Matt's'
jo30 'so where she gone then?'
gym&tonic 'I've no idea'
Nooooooooooooooooo
I only have eyes for Whitty 😍😂😂😂
 
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me n Matt sunbathing in garden with a bottle
of beer before he goes no to work tomz lol

 
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And me. I’m in a former red wall town. Like Turkey’s voting for Christmas!



Nooooooo! Of course not! I still want to do rude things to him😂
Me to roll on 2 weeks when Matt back in house of commons but Thursday I think
 
Proof Matt is/was a remainer! Makes me feel marginally less guilty for fancying him!😂

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*walking around Harrods food hall*
platypusfattypus 'who have you invited to your party then?'
coconochanel 'oh you know the usual tory lot'
'what even Gove?'
coconochanel 'yep'
'you've not invited him, what have you invited Pissy pants for?'
coconochanel 'I didnt invite him Rishi did and he cant leave him out he's part of the cabinet'
'good god you will have fumigate the mansion after he's been'
coconochanel 'I know, I might put plastic covers on all the seats in case he sits down'
'speak of the devil look whos over there'
coconochanel 'whats he doing in here'
'dont know but come on lets go over and say hi.'....'Michael' she calls walking over to Gove who's at the fish counter
Gove 'oh its you' he says in a rude tone
'
I didnt think this was your kind of shop Mr Gove'
Gove 'yes it is, I get my fish from here'
'Lovely so did you get the invitation to coco and Rishi's party'
Gove 'yes I did get 'Rishi's' invitation thank you'
'and will we be graced with your company?'
Gove 'yes'
'oh that IS wonderful to hear..well see you there then' she says before her and coco walk off.

*
back at Cushtyberts*
vet 'It looks like he's cut his foot on something so I've dressed it and I'll give him some antibiotics. I will come back in a few days to check its healing ok but he should be fine'
cushtbert ' oh thank goodness its nothing serious'
Vet 'no, these things happen, I had a quick check of the field to try and see if I could find what he might have cut it on but I couldn't see anything'
'ok I'll have a througher look later on and check his pen'
Vet 'yes that would be a good idea but like I said he should be fine just keep an eye on him'
Cushtybert 'oh I will'
Vet 'right I better get going Ive got a sheep to see'
cushtybert 'ok well thank you'
vet 'your welcome bye, see you Winston' she says to Winston who bleats at her as she heads towards her car.
 
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