Awww. I love sausage dogs!I went out walking and had to rescue my dog from the canal. He is a sausage dog so can't get out. I was soaking wet
Awww. I love sausage dogs!I went out walking and had to rescue my dog from the canal. He is a sausage dog so can't get out. I was soaking wet
Im biased but me too. He's my babyAwww. I love sausage dogs!
Oh no your poor arse, any ideas what caused itgot food poisoning
what everyone up to on a this rainy Saturday?
I love a garden centre. No need to buy plants if it doesn’t float your boat, but I am partial to purchase. If not , just head for cafe and have tea and cake then purchase local produce on the way out. What’s not to likeYes next chapter will be coming later.
Depends I suppose some better then others I like looking around the homeware etc and they have some great fake plants, I normally go at Christmas as I find you can get different items for gifts etc.
Poor little sausage. Did he get in if his own accord or was it just a sausage kind of accident. You need to take Raab with you next time you go dog walking ( I was going to put dogging but it just felt wrong) .I went out walking and had to rescue my dog from the canal. He is a sausage dog so can't get out. I was soaking wet
something I eaten I am a bit betterOh no your poor arse, any ideas what caused it
He was chasing a swan (that was never going to end well) and when it went into the water he did too. He can swim but his legs are too short to get himself outHi fellow witches. Hope you’ve all had a good day. Busy at chez renegadedancer . Went for my daily (5 mile) walk, came back and cut the grass. Went to visit mr and mrs renegade senior and drop off their weekly shop. Then quick food shop on the way home, thought I will sit in the garden when I get back, the suns buggered off for the day .
I love a garden centre. No need to buy plants if it doesn’t float your boat, but I am partial to purchase. If not , just head for cafe and have tea and cake then purchase local produce on the way out. What’s not to like
Poor little sausage. Did he get in if his own accord or was it just a sausage kind of accident. You need to take Raab with you next time you go dog walking ( I was going to put dogging but it just felt wrong) .
Raab tells me to tell you it's this big'Hey wait for me' platypusfattypus shouts to the others as they head to Rishi's office
Renegaderancer 'ahh shes back, so how was it?'
platypusfattypus 'I'll tell you later' she says as a member of staff walks past
coconochanel 'oh come on don't be a spoilsport'
gym&tonic 'yeah come on how big was it?'
Jo30 'I bet its not as big as Matts'
Renegadedancer 'how would you know you've not seen Matts'
Bordofthegram 'she hasnt but I have'
coconochanel 'well...'
platypusfattypus 'lets just say its no chipolata'
'yes but has it got girth?' renegadedancer says as Rishi opens his office door
*back in Whitty's red room*
'Sadly I think Im going to have to free you from my red room and let you go and find the others'
cushtybert 'yes I better go back soon or they might start to worry'
'can I see you again someday?'
cushtybert 'yes of course you can'
'really?'
cushtybert 'yes, I will leave you my number'
'Thank you. when your dressed I will walk you back to no10'
cushtybert ' thank you I would like that very much' she says as he starts to untie her.
Haven't been on here in aaaages and the first thing i see when i come on, is this!! Utter joy!! he looks so fiiiiiine! He's practically bursting out of that suitHe was chasing a swan (that was never going to end well) and when it went into the water he did too. He can swim but his legs are too short to get himself out
I'd happily go dog walking with Raab. I'll take my sausage and he can take his. I'd probably get wet again but these things happen
Raab tells me to tell you it's this big
View attachment 185715
Well any suggestion of action and I'm preparedPoor sausage platypusfattypus. I think Raab would have stripped down to his calvins , nick kamen style and dived into the canal to rescue the le petit chien. You would have mistaken this as foreplay and stripped off yourself on the banks of the canal.
I bet he's hopeless in the kitchenMatt food poisoning me lol
That desk looks a bit flimsy thoughHaven't been on here in aaaages and the first thing i see when i come on, is this!! Utter joy!! he looks so fiiiiiine! He's practically bursting out of that suit
Lol I bet he helps his wife at homeWell any suggestion of action and I'm prepared
My poor dog though, he'd see things no sausage should
I bet he's hopeless in the kitchen
That desk looks a bit flimsy though
But he'd be so excited to make you dinner even if it was tit. And you'd eat it all and say it was lovely because of that puppy dog look on his faceI have this image of Matt being absolutely hopeless at everything TBH. Cooking, washing his own clothes and DIY would be an absolute disaster of Frank Spencer proportions no doubt
Do you think Raab wears Calvins? after seeing what he wears out of the office I think he'd be more of a tight white briefs TBH.Poor sausage platypusfattypus. I think Raab would have stripped down to his calvins , nick kamen style and dived into the canal to rescue the le petit chien. You would have mistaken this as foreplay and stripped off yourself on the banks of the canal.
Look somethings got to be nicely fitted, it might as well be his pants. But not that fittedDo you think Raab wears Calvins? after seeing what he wears out of the office I think he'd be more of a tight white briefs TBH.
And he’d excitedly nod his head and and do that happy smile he doesBut he'd be so excited to make you dinner even if it was tit. And you'd eat it all and say it was lovely because of that puppy dog look on his face
I love his smile Matt does he needs to smile so moreBut he'd be so excited to make you dinner even if it was tit. And you'd eat it all and say it was lovely because of that puppy dog look on his face