Downing Street Men #10

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Renegadedancer

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coconochanel said:
*in Rishi's office*
'sit down ladies, would any of you like a drink?'
Jo30' we've bought you some Yorkshire tea'
Rishi laughing 'oh that's great, I will make good use of that'
coconochanel 'it was a toss up between those or a baby Lamb'
Rishi 'well I think you made the right choice. so how are you finding your tour of no10?'
Lucyxxx 'oh we love it, its a lot bigger then I imagined'
gym&tonic 'everyone has been so nice and friendly'
Rishi 'I hear you've made quite an impression'
coconochanel 'the feelings mutual'
Rishi Boris has taken quite a shine to you coco, should I be worried?'
coconochanel 'definitely not I only have eyes for you Chancellor'
Rishi 'Thats good to hear' he says as theres a knock on the door.
'come in'
Cushtybert 'sorry Im late Ive just got back from meeting Mr Whitty'
Rishi 'oh no problem you must be cushtybert'
cushtybert 'yes nice to meet you Mr Sunak'
Rishi ' nice to meet you too, dont be shy sit down and help yourself to refreshments'
Cushtybert 'I will stand if that's ok with you'
Rishi looking a bit puzzled 'sure'.

*meanwhile in Boris's office*
How dare you go running off telling tales to Stermer of all people'
Gove 'I wasn't telling tales and I thought he might be able to talk some sense into you'
'talk some sense into me? I will not tolerate such behaviour from a member of my cabinet'
Gove 'Well Im sorry Prime Minister but its just not right you letting people in to meet MP's its a security issue if nothing else'
'Ive never heard such nonsense, they arn't a security threat they are our fans the barmy army, devotes or whatever you want to call them waving the flag for all things Tory and giving us a boost and some moral support and when the press and everyone else are on our backs criticizing our every move.'
Gove 'Ive never heard such rubbish moral support, giving you a boost did you forget they called you a sweaty Labrador?'
Boris 'ah yes they did didn't they... which one of them was it can you remember? cant have been coco she's too nice, Im sure she had a twinkle in her eye when she gave me a hug'
Gove 'I have no idea and frankly I dont care. but you want to be careful before your generosity comes back to bite you.'
'dont be so bitter ,if they had added you to the list you'd be greeting them with open arms'
Gove ' I couldn't care less about some desperate housewifes sex lists, unlike the rest of this cabinet Im trying to get this tory party's reputation back' he says before walking out.
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Watch out coconochanel, you’ll be shagging boris before you can say Piff Paff Poof
 
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Falkor

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Any chance you can get Macron and/or Trudeau in on a Zoom call?

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