Do you think my boyfriends request is unreasonable (sexual)?

GossWhore · Mar 17, 2019

But in all honestly. Be upfront and honest

If you aren't into that. Say. If he really loves you, he won't dump you

If he gets in a huff, bin him

Annie Annie · Mar 17, 2019

Does he intend to wait by your bum hole for you to fart? I have to say, being able to fart on demand would impress me

Meg1912 · Mar 17, 2019

I hope I'm not the only one, but I have to say I'm finding this whole pb farts on demand conversation ridiculously entertaining. You guys are beyond hilarious! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787]

ETA: Perhaps Ohno is actually Tarn?!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Oohthedrama · Mar 17, 2019

Ok I know I’ve joked around,
But Just know. You have a choice.
As @GossWhore said don’t be forced into ANYTHING.
YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
IV’E LEFT SOME HELPFUL INFORMATION BELOW BUT INCASE ITS SENSITIVE MATERIAL IV’E PUT A SPOILER OPTION.

SORRY

Yoghurtpots · Mar 17, 2019

Oohthedrama said:
Ok I know I’ve joked around,
But Just know. You have a choice.
As @GossWhore said don’t be forced into ANYTHING.
YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
IV’E LEFT SOME HELPFUL INFORMATION BELOW BUT INCASE ITS SENSITIVE MATERIAL IV’E PUT A SPOILER OPTION.

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SORRY

Haha thats hilarious!! Made me laugh!
I notice that you chose all crunchy though! I would think smooth would be better, less irritating?

Oohthedrama · Mar 17, 2019

Yoghurtpots said:
Haha thats hilarious!! Made me laugh!
I notice that you chose all crunchy though! I would think smooth would be better, less irritating?

I have a feeling Peternut butter is a chunky lover. Just my opinion.

Meg1912 · Mar 17, 2019

Sorry! [emoji87][emoji87]

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GossWhore · Mar 17, 2019

Oohthedrama said:
Ok I know I’ve joked around,
But Just know. You have a choice.
As @GossWhore said don’t be forced into ANYTHING.
YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
IV’E LEFT SOME HELPFUL INFORMATION BELOW BUT INCASE ITS SENSITIVE MATERIAL IV’E PUT A SPOILER OPTION.

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SORRY [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Putting a new spin on "Peanut butter jelly time" [emoji23]

ChrissyPoo · Mar 17, 2019

GossWhore said:
That's some freaky deaky tit.

Its Sunday yall. The Lord is watching. Jesus please take the wheel. I'm walking. [emoji23]

Maybe there's an app for people that like peanut butter on their butthole?

Like Grindr

Buttr? [emoji23][emoji23]

I think you're onto something here. Dragon's Den worthy!

A new edible product for the bedroom.

Buttr!
For all your fetish needs

Comes in many flavours: Smooth Peanut, Crunchy Peanut, Almond, coconut...

Oohthedrama · Mar 18, 2019

Is it breaking guidelines to post sex toys.

Meg1912 · Mar 18, 2019

@Ohno, DON'T DO IT! I just googled peanut butter sex and apparently it's really dangerous! [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]

7 Ways People Use Food During Sex That You Never Should

One ob/gyn says she’s had to remove “a lot of grapes” from patients’ vaginas.

www.self.com

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Oohthedrama · Mar 18, 2019

I’m calling it now.
This is possibly the best thread of 2019 and it’s only March.

Meg1912 · Mar 18, 2019

Oohthedrama said:
I’m calling it now.
This is possibly the best thread of 2019 and it’s only March. [emoji52]

100%! [emoji23][emoji23]
You just never know when a notification will pop up for a thread like this! It's both crazy and hilarious what all sorts of kinky stuff some people are into! [emoji15][emoji51][emoji2957][emoji2962][emoji23]

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Oohthedrama · Mar 18, 2019

@Meg1912

“People forget they have them in there”
Damn, I bought some pickled onions a few days ago I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I put them....
Hang on until I go have a look.

Meg1912 · Mar 18, 2019

Oohthedrama said:
@Meg1912 [emoji23][emoji23]
“People forget they have them in there”
Damn, I bought some pickled onions a few days ago I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I put them....
Hang on until I go have a look. [emoji2356]

Baaaahhh! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Did you also forget where you placed your cinnamon or nutmeg?! Or a bottle of champers? [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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autumn · Mar 18, 2019

Meg1912 said:
Sorry! [emoji87][emoji87]

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I no longer want this brand of peanut butter.

DirtyLaundry · Mar 18, 2019

Meg1912 said:
@Ohno, DON'T DO IT! I just googled peanut butter sex and apparently it's really dangerous! [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]

7 Ways People Use Food During Sex That You Never Should

One ob/gyn says she’s had to remove “a lot of grapes” from patients’ vaginas.

www.self.com

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I suppose you could could use natural yogurt.

As for the boyfriend just tell him you have a nut allergy.

Hatshepsut · Mar 18, 2019

Either I’m getting too old and unadventurous for this type of shenanigans or I’ve been reading too many of those cleaning threads.
The first thing that I thought was, what a mess that greasy peanut butter would make on my lovely bedding and what would work best on the stain.

Tulips-123 · May 3, 2019

Erm even if you agreed, could you fart on demand?! Haha

Tilly · May 3, 2019