He's an utterly bizarre creature. I'm not convinced he's even human.
The weird inflections in his voice, all those shots of his carpet chest in the pool (even flirtatiously splashing some water at the camera last time to keep the middle aged housewives who worship him on Patreon happy).
The constant repetition ("Now my guess is, and this is just a guess, we dont know for sure, this is just me guessing, just a guess...")
His utter fear of everything that isn't Disney, the fact that food is never just enjoyable - it's either his favourite or not worth going out of his way for...
I should stop.