The back of that van has red and white stripes on and says EMERGENCY RESPONSE at the top too I saw it on his faceyb
The back of that van has red and white stripes on and says EMERGENCY RESPONSE at the top too I saw it on his faceybNew question as I rummage through the archives.
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Is it normal for emergency plumbers to have large red "EMERGENCY RESPONSE" stickers on their vans?
It's a bit similar to how ambulances state "EMERGENCY AMBULANCE" on them.
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Feels like it ties in with his fabricated stories about Joyce.
Nice car, James.
Also needs mentioning that this however much deduction from his wage isn’t some benevolent donation Jimmy is making from the goodness of his heart, it’s repayment of a directors loan and £6000 borrowed in order to raise less than £4000 by holding some charity ball or sth.View attachment 2951690
These numbers are all over the place.
How is a person on £31,400 salary taking home more per week than the person on the minimum self-employed's average yearly income (£65,000).
£10,400 on average per year, eh?
notice he hasn't given the total figures for the three years.
Depher's financial year runs from 1 May - 30 April
from 1 May 2021 - 30 April 2022 he paid £150 a week for 11 months. £150 x 44 = £6600
from 1 May 2022 - 30 April 2023 he paid £175 a week for 9 months. £175 x 36 = £6300
so from 1 May 2023 - 30 April 2024 he's saying he paid in £200 p/w - that's £10,400.
But yesterday he said he'd paid £6100 over the last 12 months. Which is less than any of the above amounts.
The average of these three figures is not £10,400 by any stretch of the imagination
FOETUSES HAHAHAHAHAHI've never been to Burnley so maybe it really is a lovecraftian hellscape but I am incredibly uneasy about the zero context given to the (plural!) foetuses which are apparently coming out of the drains and into people's gardens. Archive
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Edit: I think he means faeces, I'm going to bed
"I took hardly any wage so you can't complain my work was shit, exploitative and I lied endlessly" isn't a defence.View attachment 2951690
These numbers are all over the place.
How is a person on £31,400 salary taking home more per week than the person on the minimum self-employed's average yearly income (£65,000).
£10,400 on average per year, eh?
notice he hasn't given the total figures for the three years.
Depher's financial year runs from 1 May - 30 April
from 1 May 2021 - 30 April 2022 he paid £150 a week for 11 months. £150 x 44 = £6600
from 1 May 2022 - 30 April 2023 he paid £175 a week for 9 months. £175 x 36 = £6300
so from 1 May 2023 - 30 April 2024 he's saying he paid in £200 p/w - that's £10,400.
But yesterday he said he'd paid £6100 over the last 12 months. Which is less than any of the above amounts.
The average of these three figures is not £10,400 by any stretch of the imagination
It's just occured to me that the entire thing could have started just as a clever way to keep him, wife, and son in wages (when they weren't good enough in the real world)Why is he wanging on about wages? You were supposed to be fitting free boilers and doing heating repairs. I'm sure the admin wife's wage was covering stuff. Ffs .
It's just occured to me that the entire thing could have started just as a clever way to keep him, wife, and son in wages (when they weren't good enough in the real world)
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At that time, certainly in my neck of the woods, there were all kinds of grants and start-up funds on offer to CICs as well. I know someone IRL who is an actual good egg and does things properly but was very well supported by these and then the pandemic support to keep and expand a business that would not have been commercially viable otherwise.
I reckon Jimmy was struggling for business as he’s a shit plumber, then he hit on this idea as a way of getting more customers by offering work done for free.
Yes, you explained it better
I reckon Jimmy was struggling for business as he’s a shit plumber, then he hit on this idea as a way of getting more customers by offering work done for free.
Nah, he doesn’t do grants. He can’t get them as the governance isn’t there.At that time, certainly in my neck of the woods, there were all kinds of grants and start-up funds on offer to CICs as well. I know someone IRL who is an actual good egg and does things properly but was very well supported by these and then the pandemic support to keep and expand a business that would not have been commercially viable otherwise.
Harder to follow the money on these grants unless CICs have logos and thank yous on their website or SM, so I don't know if Jimmy will have benefited. Also harder to apply for if you're not great at completing forms, mind you.
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