Dating/Sex Disasters.

[LouBug19]

Anyone had to backdoor a date ?
As in climb through a toilet window
Or pretend you’re going wee etc and just not return

Someone did it to me in context I lost my virginity in a horrible way and I always thought sex was going to be sore because of that. Anyway, went on a night out and my flatmate from uni cousin was there with some friends. I went back with one of them to his house but I refused to do anything but kiss tbh (I miss those days) then in the morning he said he had uni so I left. Got back to halls and my flatmate said her cousin told her that he left the flat and then snuck back in through the window. I texted him to say I knew but whatever and he called me frigid. If he had met me a few months later then things would've been different probably but he wasn't the one to show me sex was actually alright, soz not soz.

 

[Zulkraa]

Anyone had to backdoor a date ?
As in climb through a toilet window
Or pretend you’re going wee etc and just not return

I’m too direct to do that. This might seem brutal, but if it’s not going anywhere I’ll tell them there and then. Most appreciate the honesty, some are disappointed, but I’ve realised you can’t force sexual attraction. Looking back I wish some of the men I’ve met could be as honest/brutal

I do feel a little bad - but it passes

 

[Flowergirl14]

Anyone had to backdoor a date ?
As in climb through a toilet window
Or pretend you’re going wee etc and just not return

No, but my friend does it all time...gets the staff to let her out the back tradesmen entrance!

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[HelloStereo]

Anyone had to backdoor a date ?
As in climb through a toilet window
Or pretend you’re going wee etc and just not return

No. I would never do that because I know I'd hate it if it happened to me.

I usually stay for a couple of drinks and call it a night, and if they ask for another date afterwards say "thanks but no thanks."

Leaving someone sitting there wondering where you have gone only to be informed you've left is just awful behaviour. The only times I think it's justified is when you're feeling unsafe or they've significantly misrepresented themselves.

 

[Flowergirl14]

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[cryptix]

Getting back to my story of the driving instructor I remember he did up my a and after my first encounter of anal sex and it going seriously wrong with an ex (think poo explosion) I was wiping my a on a leaf just check I hadn't tit everywhere....we were outdoors so I wasn't sure haha he sees me and goes are u wiping ur a on a leaf
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But the first time i did it,i was 19 i had met a guy who was 44 yeah i know pedalo vibes who I was with for 6 years before finally realising what a controlling manipulative freak he was,he took me by surprised literally and I was thinking this anal it isn't that bad actually and then the next minute there was such a overwhelming smell of poo...oh god even though this is a anon forum I'm mortified typing it lol.i ended up having to have a bath and him washing me like a baby my god....

 

[LouBug19]

Getting back to my story of the driving instructor I remember he did up my a and after my first encounter of anal sex and it going seriously wrong with an ex (think poo explosion) I was wiping my a on a leaf just check I hadn't tit everywhere....we were outdoors so I wasn't sure haha he sees me and goes are u wiping ur a on a leaf
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But the first time i did it,i was 19 i had met a guy who was 44 yeah i know pedalo vibes who I was with for 6 years before finally realising what a controlling manipulative freak he was,he took me by surprised literally and I was thinking this anal it isn't that bad actually and then the next minute there was such a overwhelming smell of poo...oh god even though this is a anon forum I'm mortified typing it lol.i ended up having to have a bath and him washing me like a baby my god....

I remember a rumour going round my school this girl did anal and shat all over his rooster never knew if it was true but it put me right off! Ive done it with my bf a couple times only because I know he won't thrust it in and hurt me. Don't worry we won't judge here!

 

[cryptix]

I remember a rumour going round my school this girl did anal and shat all over his rooster never knew if it was true but it put me right off! Ive done it with my bf a couple times only because I know he won't thrust it in and hurt me. Don't worry we won't judge here!

Awww I can't even cope writing it down on here lol It obvs didn't put me off I've done it twice since lol but after a certain point I'm like wondering if I've tit myself lol

 

[LouBug19]

Awww I can't even cope writing it down on here lol It obvs didn't put me off I've done it twice since lol but after a certain point I'm like wondering if I've tit myself lol

I've always said your bum hole is an exit not an entrance and my tina is an entrance not an exit. That's how I intend of living my life.

 

[LouBug19]

I had a really intimate dream about Stormzy is 72 years old last night, nothing wrong with that but it started off with going to a casino and him giving me money he won and then ending up at his flat smoking weed(?) in bed. If only it was true.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

We were sharing bad sexual experiences at work and one woman said she was doing the deed and after wards he left the room. He then came back and shoved a cucumber up her it was freezing cold as he had just taken it out of the fridge - also she wasn’t expecting anything like that. We (including her) were laughing and found it hilarious, but looking back now I have to ask where the hell was the consent to do that?!

yeah that’s not funny at all

 

[Nutsymom]

A colleague and a good friend of mine has a small perfect round bald spot on her crown. Because her man tried to lit a ciggy while she was giving him oral. He was not thinking or did it on autopilot mode, he tapped his cig on her head like an ashtray.
She tells other people she has alopecia.
Edit- he was not abusive, he is a really good "friend with benefits" of her. I haven't met him but I haven't heard any bad things about him from others.

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[LouBug19]

A colleague and a good friend of mine has a small perfect round bald spot on her crown. Because her man tried to lit a ciggy while she was giving him oral. He was not thinking or did it on autopilot mode, he tapped his cig on her head like an ashtray.
She tells other people she has alopecia.
Edit- he was not abusive, he is a really good "friend with benefits" of her. I haven't met him but I haven't heard any bad things about him from others.

Oh gosh! He must've felt horrible for doing that hopefully.

I once had a wee bit of toilet roll stuck in my vag and my bf was like ummm.. was so awkward.

 

[HelloStereo]

Oh gosh! He must've felt horrible for doing that hopefully.

I once had a wee bit of toilet roll stuck in my vag and my bf was like ummm.. was so awkward.

It's a snack

 

[Zulkraa]

Oh gosh! He must've felt horrible for doing that hopefully.

I once had a wee bit of toilet roll stuck in my vag and my bf was like ummm.. was so awkward.

Also known as “clitty litter”

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Verifying Device

I would say that's a sex disaster

 

[Hot_Dogs_Or_Toes]

Verifying Device

I would say that's a sex disaster

Considering the Sun's story came from a Reddit post I'd say the chances of it actually being true are almost nil.

 

[Zulkraa]