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One time I farted doing the deed and we both started to laugh, he got carried away and accidentally headbutted me and I got a nosebleed 
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.As a man the accidentally head butting your lady as you're on top is a real fear for me. Sometimes in missionary position especially when I've been holding myself up on my arms for a while I get the shakes a little (think similar to when you're doing a plank) and I fear at any moment they'll give way and I'll just collapse down on her haha. Thankfully it's never happened so far but ladies let me tell you missionary position can be hard work for us guys!One time I farted doing the deed and we both started to laugh, he got carried away and accidentally headbutted me and I got a nosebleed
It is a risk - that and banging your head on the wall
That will be why some men are 2 pumps and a squirt
It's sometimes the opposite for me, I'm desperately willing myself on to get to the finish line before my arms collapse under me
We were sharing bad sexual experiences at work and one woman said she was doing the deed and after wards he left the room. He then came back and shoved a cucumber up her it was freezing cold as he had just taken it out of the fridge - also she wasn’t expecting anything like that. We (including her) were laughing and found it hilarious, but looking back now I have to ask where the hell was the consent to do that?! 
My ex use to make me get up immediately after sex to clean myself up. He is the only person I've been with, so I never knew if that's normal or not ?!
I was seeing this guy for a while and he asked me if I was interested in having a 3 some with one of his friends. I said yes because he had this really hot friend who looked like cook out of skins but no he brought the other friend who was more sid out of skins. I did it anyway, they left and the next morning my flatmate bf came through and asked if I had seen his wallet, I was like oh no duck. Phoned the guy I was seeing and was like one of yous have picked up his wallet. He then informed me he was in an airport so he would need to phone his friend. I had to go out and the bleeping hot friend dropped the wallet back round and I missed him!! Was disappointed twice in less than 12 hours.
Surely you want to clean up afterwards?? I'd say this is normal
I'd say it's normal too, I'd always want to go to the bathroom & have a 'tidy' straight after. Men don't seem to bother tho!Surely you want to clean up afterwards?? I'd say this is normal
Isn't it supposed to be advised for women to pee after sex anyway so yeah a bathroom trip is surely a good idea? Also, sorry to be TMI here but the semen has to go somewhere right? Surely not just dripping out all over the bed sheet who wants that lol? The 'rum run' to the toilet is a thing right?
I don't know what experience you've had with men lol but for me I always clean up afterwards, at the very least with some wet wipes etc. Nobody likes a sticky mess just leaving there surely lol?
It definitely is a thing! Men in my past have just popped their pants back on as if nothing needed doing, probably just a quick wipe in the loo
there was a guy at my uni who wiped it on the curtains next to his bed!
It’s perfectly normal to clean up after but it’s NOT normal for a man to make you do something immediately. He can duck right off. Glad he is an ex. Get up when YOU want to, not when a bloke tells you to. Please don’t think it’s normal for a man making you do anything. It’s not.
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Once I didnt get up quick enough and it dripped down my leg and it was absolutely disgusting. I always remember this guy who refused to kiss me because he had came in my mouth.... Like I swallowed and rinsed my mouth out..
If there is one thing I've learnt over time is that sex is messy and you just to embrace it haha. Clean up afterwards can be a little bit awkward but sometimes I think it can also be quite an intimate thing to do together too if you're with someone you like/love.
The refusing to kiss you because he came in your mouth made me lol. I've got to say though that as a guy the thought of tasting my own rum is literally vomit inducing lol so I kinda get it. I just couldn't ever kiss or go down on a girl if I'd just come in her mouth/inside her. It literally makes me gip even thinking about it
But if you'd rinsed your mouth/cleaned up down there out then fair enough he shouldn't have had a problem with it at that point.
It makes me laugh when a guy won't go near your mouth because he's rum in it - like I've literally just had my mouth around your D and let you rum in it it's almost a bit insulting that you won't go near my mouth now 
I had an ex who had a thing for that - kissing after a bj or going down there after sex. Never really thought anything of it - each to their own and I've been with guys who had much weirder kinks
it's almost a bit insulting that you won't go near my mouth now I had an ex who had a thing for that - kissing after a bj or going down there after sex. Never really thought anything of it - each to their own and I've been with guys who had much weirder kinks
Wonder if sex disaster/nasty memes are tolerated? 
Anyone had to backdoor a date ?
As in climb through a toilet window
Or pretend you’re going wee etc and just not return
As in climb through a toilet window
Or pretend you’re going wee etc and just not return
No but I did get a friend to call me to pretend there was an emergency and I had to leave, when really I just didn't like the guy at all (it was a blind date!). Rude, I know... blocked the guy's number & never saw him again.Anyone had to backdoor a date ?
As in climb through a toilet window
Or pretend you’re going wee etc and just not return