Dating app icks #2 Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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The body is Eddie Hall (British strongman), even if it was satire (don’t think it is?) it’s pretty weird.

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HelloStereo

HelloStereo

Ametrine said:
That's a good point, but then it invites the question - why would you waste your time creating a joke profile, and put off all the women in your area who come across you?!

I have come across some funny profiles where the men clearly don't take themselves seriously, but they were good profiles as the men were self-deprecating, and the humour in their profiles acted as a prompt to converse with them.
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I'm not sure really, I think some men think this type of humour is endearing when it isn't really.

It was the photoshopped head and the "fish with a rice cake" line that references that viral video which makes me think it's a poor attempt at being humorous.
 
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HeyBabes

HeyBabes

mindlessness said:
That weirdly specific preference for Aries is another ick! (with no offence meant to anyone who is into horoscopes 😅 )
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It’s oddly specific, he’s probably looked at his star sign and then which one is the most compatible. All the Aries women out there looking at his profile thinking”not a chance” 😂
edit- he Said he’s a Leo and looking for an Aries, apparently they’re unstoppable if they match up. He’s a dick 😂
 
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mindlessness said:
That weirdly specific preference for Aries is another ick! (with no offence meant to anyone who is into horoscopes 😅 )
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I’m actually an Aries as well 🤣 my birthday was earlier this month. I don’t have it on my profile, though. … maybe it’s a sign and I should give him a bash… 🤔
 
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Ametrine

HelloStereo said:
I'm not sure really, I think some men think this type of humour is endearing when it isn't really.

It was the photoshopped head and the "fish with a rice cake" line that references that viral video which makes me think it's a poor attempt at being humorous.
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I have no idea what the "fish with a rice cake" viral video is!

I now feel a bit bad for the guy, as he clearly hasn't got a clue how to talk to women. A dating profile is for you to sell yourself; not moan about the opposite sex, make unfunny jokes or talk about your sexual preferences.
 
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monepierce

monepierce

it’s not been changed?! said:
My profile says I don’t want kids. Why has he swiped me 🙄
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I have a theory that when men say what they want in a girl they mean the opposite, e.g. if he says he wants an independent woman who challenges him he actually wants a submissive housewife and mother to his offspring, or if he says he wants a girl with a low body count who’s not promiscuous but he watches porn every night and follows a load of onlyfans girls on Instagram. men are such liars
 
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Serene Serena

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Thank(space)you said:
See that body type doesn't do it for me personally.
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Nor me. He'd be more devoted to his gym regime than anything else, and once he stops the intensive exercise he'll morph into a fat dad. He'll also be really boring to date because all his meals will have to be carefully calibrated - no pub lunches, no take-aways, no fish and chips, just egg white omelettes and barely cooked steak.
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Serene Serena said:
Nor me. He'd be more devoted to his gym regime than anything else, and once he stops the intensive exercise he'll morph into a fat dad. He'll also be really boring to date because all his meals will have to be carefully calibrated - no pub lunches, no take-aways, no fish and chips, just egg white omelettes and barely cooked steak.
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Quoting myself because I've just realised it's a parody profile and he's probably 5ft 3 and9 stone soaking wet.
 
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ShopTilYouSlop

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Flat stomach?!!
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A contradiction wrapped up in a conundrum wrapped up in a... actually, just wrap it up.

This is a me issue, I know, but the horse riding icks me. And it makes no sense because it's sexy as hell watching Indiana Jones or John Wayne or someone like that expertly riding a fast horse around in an action scene. I think the image of him doing trot around a riding school on a Saturday morning just can't compare even though I know all the action heroes had to learn too.
 
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ShopTilYouSlop said:
A contradiction wrapped up in a conundrum wrapped up in a... actually, just wrap it up.

This is a me issue, I know, but the horse riding icks me. And it makes no sense because it's sexy as hell watching Indiana Jones or John Wayne or someone like that expertly riding a fast horse around in an action scene. I think the image of him doing trot around a riding school on a Saturday morning just can't compare even though I know all the action heroes had to learn too.
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I didn’t even notice the horse riding 🤣🤣😦
 
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