He spoiled the whole thing with the flat stomach. My exacting demands include "a modicum of flab in the stomach area" so he just won't do! 
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Guy 1 had 4 pics of him holding fish on his profile 
Guy 2 is shocked I didn't guess he was Portuguese (he had nothing about it on his profile
) yet he assumed I was English when I'm half Jamaican with very Jamaican features
Guy 3 - and this is more of a general ick - has asked me on a date but I've got to plan it 🥱 absolute ick for me when men cant/won't plan a date that they've asked you on.
Guy 2 is shocked I didn't guess he was Portuguese (he had nothing about it on his profile
) yet he assumed I was English when I'm half Jamaican with very Jamaican features Guy 3 - and this is more of a general ick - has asked me on a date but I've got to plan it 🥱 absolute ick for me when men cant/won't plan a date that they've asked you on.
@Thank(space)you None of them sound good enough for you! So many time wasters. 
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Was it the same fish though?
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Was it the same fish though?
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Surely that's not a serious profile!!!
what the hell is wrong with men? I hope this is satire because what man believes that women like seeing and hearing these words. porn has rotted men’s brains
That just has to be an (unfunny) joke profile. Nobody could seriously do that.
I wouldn't mind being the Muhammed Ali to his George Foreman, though.
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Imagine being forty four years old and actually typing that out.
The immaturity blows my mind.
I swiped right, as wanted to try and match so I can say how bad it is
no match though 
but if I get one I'm going to use this!! Lol!
She needs to state decent single men as there doesn’t seem to be many about
A terrible d
What a terrible day to be a proficient reader.
So glad I’ve found this thread I got this last year on one app. He promptly blocked me after my response
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They must have met me!View attachment 2901287Long time lurker, couldn’t resist posting this gem!
because there's no 
also he gets a 
I’m sure I have said this before. But when they claim it’s their first time on the app/new here, but you’ve definitely seen their profile before. It’s already a red flag that they lie about it!
So many guys claim this…but you know it’s a lie as you’ve seen them on the apps for years with the same old picture and bio!
I just don’t know where to start with this one.
I'm bored already. Why does he want a self employed woman?
38 and doesn't know what he's looking for. Do they really not know what they're looking for or is it code for "casual sex but I'm too hypocritical to be honest about it"?