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crystaleyesd

crystaleyesd

realhousewivewannabe said:
Oh I have been told about queefing!

Ahah I have seen a few dicks in my time mostly via Snapchat and WhatsApp however not so much in real life (I’ve been poked by them a few times).

I turn 29 in 2 months, 30 next year praying to all things in the sky, heaven and above I have sex very very soon so it’s over and done with!
I listen to all my friends stories and I’m like
Toys - I grew up mega conservative (think church on sundays, Sunday school, not celebrating Halloween, the works) I was given one a few years ago by a friend who had an Ann summers party 🤣 but I’m too scared to use it. Mainly because ofnall the times we’re told it’s bad/ shamed. Religion has a lot to answer for!
@justapossum this guy sounds lovely x
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Oh bless you my love - yes, sometimes popping the cherry is best just done without high expectations. It's very rarely all singing angels and rainbows - kinda like passing your driving test. Once you've got it over with, then you can really begin to learn how to drive.

Really rooting for you to find some decent guy who'll give you a lovely, stress free first time! They do exist ☺
 
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Bettyboo2021

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Naaah one friend tried to turn it round saying they've invited me round.....ONCE when I was feeling pure crap after being dumped and was hours later when my gay BF had already offered 🙄

I so give up. Maybe I'm better just being me and the cat lol
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I’m sat here With my little girl, I feel you 💖 when I lost Betty not one of my friends bothered to come see me, ones turned into bridezilla and the other sent flowers rather than pay me a visit,I know what it’s like- people can be very selfish, but that’s ok because when they need you they will know how it feels xx
 

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Bettyboo2021 said:
I’m sat here With my little girl, I feel you 💖 when I lost Betty not one of my friends bothered to come see me, ones turned into bridezilla and the other sent flowers rather than pay me a visit,I know what it’s like- people can be very selfish, but that’s ok because when they need you they will know how it feels xx


Happy to share my social media info:
Anyathepomandliztaylorsmom
Fb: Danielle Thompson-Yates 💕
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Ohhh you're a super beautiful lady!
 
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crystaleyesd

crystaleyesd

I wouldn't dare contravene forum rules but it seems to me that someone has been good enough to leave their socials on here which surely has organising potential away from tattle 😇
 
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hereforthememe

I would never post my socials on a forum like this but each to their own 🤷hope you have a good meetup though - no shade, I just find it risky as duck
 
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hereforthememe said:
I would never post my socials on a forum like this but each to their own 🤷hope you have a good meetup though - no shade, I just find it risky as duck
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Yeah I do get that as its an anon forum for a reason!

Wine night went well...🤣🤣
 
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crystaleyesd

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Okkkkk... worst sex you've ever had?

I wouldn't particularly call it 'bad' sex, but definitely the most embarrassing! This was when I was dating the lad who was into public sex. I took him to one of my favourite seaside towns for a day out, and there was this beach I'd found that was only accessible by a very steep cliff path - it was actually pretty dangerous, so I assumed we'd have the whole beach to ourselves. We did! It was bloody brilliant, we had a lovely picnic, drank prosecco, splashed around in the sea...really got us in the mood. So we get to kissing and then (just to make sure) scoot behind a rock and lay down a towel and start going at it. He's on top, just classic missionary stuff, but very lovely all the same. The wind's in our hair, the sun's on our skin, just the way god intended...

After about ten minutes, I just happen to look up at the cliff top and to my horror, I see a bleeping crowd of people standing at the top staring down at us. Turns out there's a VERY popular cliff top walk that gives you a lovely view of my 'secret' beach, and every bloody thing that happens on it. When the crowd clock I've noticed they all start cheering 🙈 my poor boyfriend goes immediately limp and manages to pull the town over his bare arse and we just cower there until the crowd wanders off :ROFLMAO:🥴😳

Funny, after that I wasn't that much into public shagging 😑
 
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