Dating after lockdown #8 Tinder, completed it!

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Ahh Marj, sending you so much love darling.💕

@Clickbait bleeping hell you’re good!

Gang, I’ve got my initial session with Relate today, wish me luck. In other news, I STILL haven’t had a response to my tit pic! 😩 But he is supposed to be calling me later today so I’m on the clock countdown….only 6 hours to go. Hopefully he wasn’t too repulsed.
Good luck Bunny @Clickbait thank you for your words of extreme wisdom. Trouble I have now is that I'm horny all the time 😆
 
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Me too! I’m as horny as a teenage boy!
The trouble is the big man has ruined me for any other man. I’ll never get it this good
 
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Jesus, quit this talk , its not doing me any good 😰
I love big everything, including the ego.
 
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@BunnyLebowski


Go out and find a big hench himbo...zero emotion just brilliant sex
For someone who thought they were Asexual it did awaken all in me but I've realised that I've come as far on my own as I'm going to now in terms of self development and continuing the love so I'm definitely ready for a relationship with someone....just not a jackass 🤣
 
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For someone who thought they were Asexual it did awaken all in me but I've realised that I've come as far on my own as I'm going to now in terms of self development and continuing the love so I'm definitely ready for a relationship with someone....just not a jackass 🤣
I think I just want something easy now.
 
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Oh FFS ex boyfriend has ramped it up a notch and is now letting me know he's horny on the train to Glasgow (I once gave him a handie on the train under his coat). MATE I LITERALLY LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT DO YOU WANT.
 
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Oh FFS ex boyfriend has ramped it up a notch and is now letting me know he's horny on the train to Glasgow (I once gave him a handie on the train under his coat). MATE I LITERALLY LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Stretch Armstrong 😂😂
 
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Any ladies in Glasgow better watch out then, there's an unsatisfied Irishman on the loose in your city.
 
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Yes I did! I even went to M&S to buy a matching set. Still haven’t heard back but he is a crap texter and very dyslexi, which I find absolutely endearing. What the duck is wrong me that I’ve fallen for a man who can’t spell. I mean he’s barely literate. I’m totally rooster-struck![/QUOTE]
@BunnyLebowski did you send the tasteful pic of your dècolletage to the guy that cooks the big roasts? I can't keep up with you 😂


Go out and find a big hench himbo...zero emotion just brilliant sex
 
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For someone who thought they were Asexual it did awaken all in me but I've realised that I've come as far on my own as I'm going to now in terms of self development and continuing the love so I'm definitely ready for a relationship with someone....just not a jackass 🤣
I have continuously thought I was asexual until first date with 👨🏻‍🦲 and my flutters lol. I didn’t have them on any on any other date with him. Although liked kissing and touchy feely a bit with each. Have I considered shagging him? Yep 🥴 honestly found him so attractive / sexy his voice was so calming for me (despite all the 🚩).

Perhaps were all a bit asexual until we find someone who stars a little 🔥?

Yes absolutely no jackasses allowed! Like Ever! Again!
 
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Yes I did! I even went to M&S to buy a matching set. Still haven’t heard back but he is a crap texter and very dyslexi, which I find absolutely endearing. What the duck is wrong me that I’ve fallen for a man who can’t spell. I mean he’s barely literate. I’m totally rooster-struck!
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Bunny my guy couldn't spell either, said he didn't want to be naRsty to me 🤣

I have continuously thought I was asexual until first date with 👨🏻‍🦲 and my flutters lol. I didn’t have them on any on any other date with him. Although liked kissing and touchy feely a bit with each. Have I considered shagging him? Yep 🥴 honestly found him so attractive / sexy his voice was so calming for me (despite all the 🚩).

Perhaps were all a bit asexual until we find someone who stars a little 🔥?

Yes absolutely no jackasses allowed! Like Ever! Again!
I always thought I didn't like sex, now realise I was just getting the wrong kind 😆
 
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I have continuously thought I was asexual until first date with 👨🏻‍🦲 and my flutters lol. I didn’t have them on any on any other date with him. Although liked kissing and touchy feely a bit with each. Have I considered shagging him? Yep 🥴 honestly found him so attractive / sexy his voice was so calming for me (despite all the 🚩).

Perhaps were all a bit asexual until we find someone who stars a little 🔥?

Yes absolutely no jackasses allowed! Like Ever! Again!
Maybe have an affair with him if you are into him - even if there is no future relationship in it?
You will make memories 😉
And frankly: you will also learn about yourself. I once had an affair with someone and it kind of changed how I viewed sex.
Despite there never was a chance of a relationship and a little bit of heartbreak at the end, I don't regret it as I learned so much about myself.
 
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