That's a gorgeous setNo! It was all in the highest possible taste, to quote the late, great Kenny Everett. I was wearing this:
And not being funny, even though I’m 47, I’ve still got it. Probably a 9. Did a bit of modelling back in the day, just catalogue type tit, not high end. Stupid bleep, he’s probably in the pub. Anyway, I’m off to have a shower and shave my fan in case he booty calls me later![]()
I'm in a bad mood (TOTM) and I'm getting bloody sick of well meaning friends saying to me "you need to meet a nice guy so we can double date" yeah I know, not like I've not been trying