The only fish guy I would go for is my mechanic, he is hoooooot. Gorgeous blue eyes, gread body (one benefit of those fish pics he has up in his office
) and a real sweetheart. No wonder he's been snapped up ages ago.
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) and a real sweetheart. No wonder he's been snapped up ages ago.
Saw one guy say the other day āsize 12 feetā in his bio clearly getting to imply the shoe size / dick size alleged correlation. Cringe
clearly getting to imply the shoe size / dick size alleged correlation. Cringe
I never understand that; everyone knows the point they are making, so they may as well just put "Wahay, girls, I've a big nob and don't know how to use it so will pound away for thirty seconds and then leave you to sleep in the wet patch. Looking for friendship."Saw one guy say the other day āsize 12 feetā in his bio
They have chlamydia. You just know it.
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This guy just asked for my story. Big cringe. I rallied and simplified the last 30 years. Heās come back with significant traumas and itās given me the big ick.
"I like my women how I like my fish; wet, open-mouthed, falling for my rod hook, line and sinker... oh and most importantly silent."
And that I can smack in the head with a hammer because Iām a psychopath
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Sorry, I know Iām new at this but why are these men asking me how long Iāve been on dating sites and if Iām talking to many others. Iām trying to keep a lid on my sarcasm but itās proving difficult
What did he want you to tell him? If someone asks how are you, I always try to be honest. Which usually means I say "I feel rubbish at the moment and wish I hadn't got out of bed this morning. How are you?"
Asking for your life story and then trying to one-up you with his own trauma? "I am troubled but hope to find someone who will understand when I do what I want and then get confused why you don't accept my awful behaviour."
Run away from the narcissist!
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You know the answer; they want you talking to them and only them. How DARE you talk to anyone else, you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag, etc etc.
Urgh.
MEN.
Thank you.
Iām trying to put into perspective that this is my first day ever on a dating site.
Telling me your traumas in the first 3 messages is like punching me in the guts with a red flag
Just amuse yourself by seeing if he will continually tell you about his FAR WORSE TRAUMA THAN YOU.Thank you.
Iām trying to put into perspective that this is my first day ever on a dating site.
Telling me your traumas in the first 3 messages is like punching me in the guts with a red flag
You: I was once hit by a car, but thankfully it only grazed my leg...
Him: I was crushed by a lorry and almost died!
You: I fell down a well.
Him: I fell in a lake as I was struck by lightning!
Good luck with your dating app adventures and remember that you don't need to talk to anyone you don't want to; it's really easy to feel obliged to keep chatting to someone when they don't leave you alone, simply because we're hardwired to be polite. duck those losers!
The old Iāve been to Tenerife, well Iāve been to Elevenerife?
Yep. Wankers.
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You've stuck it out longer than me. To be fair I did have a conversation with someone who seemed very nice and sane last night. I'd have liked to have chatted to him a bit more but the app had to go.Thank you.
Iām trying to put into perspective that this is my first day ever on a dating site.
Telling me your traumas in the first 3 messages is like punching me in the guts with a red flag
I'm in a really weird head space with dating at the moment. I'd originally intended to remain single until my youngest had pretty much finished school. However, I've had some news that makes me feel like I shouldn't wait that long.
The added complication is that my children's father very rarely has all the children together (twice this year) and instead has them one at a time, just for a couple of hours. This means I literally can't arrange to meet up with someone. I had the vague notion that I could book time off to meet up with someone in the day but that's not particularly practical either. I'd also rather use my leave for taking the children away/attending their school stuff etc.
I just feel a bit fed up. Whilst it was my choice not to date then I felt ok. Now it feels a bit more frustrating. Although weirdly I don't know how much I do actually want to date. All very confusing
.Yes I know what you mean about weird head space. Is there a reason (obvs that youād be willing to share) why your ex canāt have both at the same time? Just a bleep maybe?You've stuck it out longer than me. To be fair I did have a conversation with someone who seemed very nice and sane last night. I'd have liked to have chatted to him a bit more but the app had to go.
I'm in a really weird head space with dating at the moment. I'd originally intended to remain single until my youngest had pretty much finished school. However, I've had some news that makes me feel like I shouldn't wait that long.
The added complication is that my children's father very rarely has all the children together (twice this year) and instead has them one at a time, just for a couple of hours. This means I literally can't arrange to meet up with someone. I had the vague notion that I could book time off to meet up with someone in the day but that's not particularly practical either. I'd also rather use my leave for taking the children away/attending their school stuff etc.
I just feel a bit fed up. Whilst it was my choice not to date then I felt ok. Now it feels a bit more frustrating. Although weirdly I don't know how much I do actually want to date. All very confusing
You nailed it with your last sentence unfortunately. It's all very deliberate on his behalf. It's another way for him to continue having control.
My parents currently do all my childcare whilst I work so I can't ask them to do anything else. I'm hoping this feeling will pass and I'll go back to not being bothered again.
Well you know what narcissist is spelled backwards? Shitcunt.
if they can make stuff up then so can I.
I do believe that these feelings definitely come in waves. I go through times where I feel lonely, I talk to the wall like Shirley Valentine then soon after I think I could happily tell everyone to duck themselves.
How do you all get dates?
I struggle to get passed the boring chit chat.
I struggle to get passed the boring chit chat.
I think you've got to just take the bull by the horns and ask for an actual in person meet up within the first few messages. You're right the inane back and forth chit chat is just pointless.
Iāve come to realise that Napoleon was right: if you want something done right, do it yourself. Iām that
close to starting arranging dates myself, I mean, I do it with most friends anyway so why not men?I donāt get dates and Iāve been back on and off the apps for 4 months now.
I absolutely refuse to ask anyone out, or offer my number without them asking etc. I also need to be excited to meet them too so all that combined has meant no dates for me yet but whatās the point in going out with someone who canāt be bothered to make the effort and meet you or who doesnāt excite you?
and Iāve been back on and off the apps for 4 months now. I absolutely refuse to ask anyone out, or offer my number without them asking etc. I also need to be excited to meet them too so all that combined has meant no dates for me yet but whatās the point in going out with someone who canāt be bothered to make the effort and meet you or who doesnāt excite you?
a date? whatās a date?! š«
Itās so mundane and boring. Iām fed up. I donāt wanna see any more dick pics. I feel like I do all the question work.
How do people find people? Im so baffled so many ppl are in relationships lol
How do people find people? Im so baffled so many ppl are in relationships lol
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