Danielle Vanier #2 Boiled egg face, goblin teeth, shameful ads,only cares about the money

[Kiwigem]

Here’s a pic of me sitting on my sofa. Are you impressed

Wasn't he with her in Italy 2019 for Christmas? I love him, I follow his cooking on Instagram!

Literally looks as comfortable as a seat in an airport. Nice freebeee Danie.

 

[Emmalb1988]

This is the thing I mean I love my mum but I ain't gunna constantly take her on spa breaks lol does she not have any mates?

they’re best friends of course!

 

[Romy]

Her gf is still asleep at this time??!! I thought only teenagers slept until this late... oh, wait...

maybe she works at night

God that house she lived in before was so much nicer. And the decor although not always my taste, it felt warm and like a home. In comparison this flat feels cold, sterile and barely lived in.

I don't think she had the choice

 

[Devitodorito]

Seriously what is that fucking filter she uses I keep thinking the brightness on my phone has been turned down
Why do you need to advertise the fact you have your girlfriends socks on? Is ghere another AF coming?

 

[nuggy]

Sometimes I button it up fully...to.the top....but my GIRLFRIEND isn't here to actually do it for me so I'll leave it open. But ill just explain to you peasants that your shirts actually button up! Right now for a nap as I need the energy to microwave myself a meal later....as my GIRLFRIEND is away for a week

Danielle probably gets tired even napping! I imagine she lifts her foot and says “right that’s enough for today I don’t want to tire myself out now that my GIRLFRIEND is away I’ll need all the measly energy I’ve got to make my meals and wipe my arse”

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Hope those sweeties are now going straight to their local food bank. Ad done, she can buy her own!

 

[LondonCheshireCat]

Maybe she means ITV hub on the TV (freeview boxes/smart TV) doesn’t have subtitles. Can confirm that’s the case, it’s terrible. Only online or on phones etc. My Mum watches Corrie and we noticed we can’t access subtitles through the TV. Both my parents a little more deaf these days. Subs are always on here!

 

[Renegadedancer]

I dunno, she spends a lot of time with her arse on her couch too!

true, but it’s probably a very clean ‘hinched’ arse and sofa

 

[Romy]

She just knows she will have to do the job alone haha

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Her latest stories....the reason she doesn't do makeup on insta is because she never does anything different it always looks the same whatever products she uses. And as a fellow chronic illness sufferer no I dont understand that after doing your makeup it's taken it out of you and you need to lay down. I may feel like something has taken it out of me but I dont have the luxury of dropping everything and jumping back to bed.

Doing make up really takes it out of me, so now I set a timer and do a simple look and also make sure I have time for a cuppa and a sit down afterwards before going about my day. Maybe she needs to learn about pacing?

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Thread name suggestion: Danielle Vanier #3: my gf is her carer, does everything for her, her content is dryer than a 80 year old woman’s vaginaaaa

This is gold

 

[nuggy]

I’ve not had chance to watch yet. Do you mean her face or like hands etc? Lol

No her actual face! Super puffy and weirdly swollen it’s like watching Humpty Dumpty her face genuinely looks like an egg. I think she’s definitely gained a ton of weight and it shows. Also her gf is coming back early? She was meant to be gone a week. Surely it’s not been a week? Looks like danielles sobbing on the phone has worked

 

[Missgobby124]

She accidentally put the sucking vibrator in the wrong hole.

Probably said “oop girlfriend come take it it’s sucking my arsehole”

 

[Romy]

Omg she went to her PT like twice that's the same for swimming and then she made a sarcy post about going! Not like she was active annie before all this started!

That's what I thought

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Her freezer looked like it had nothing in it!!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

@Romy

Someone tell her to buy a dustpan and brush. That will be light enough. Though I can’t imagine if she gets on her hands and knees that she’ll be able to get back up again.

 

[Fancypantaloons!]

So is she planning on doing AL for every single picture she posts now ? Jan 2nd and she is at it again this morning..

 

[Fancypantaloons!]

It was Greece with Bobby, and yes. She ended up in hospital and her dad had yo come and get her.

Speaking of Bobby, aside from lockdown I don’t remember him being around.

Wasn't he with her in Italy 2019 for Christmas? I love him, I follow his cooking on Instagram!

 

[uglybettybetty]

Why the fuck does she keep putting up stories of her just sitting there being mute while she just pouts and plays with her hair?

It’s SO bizarre! Plus the filters she uses are so fake looking. She looks nothing like that in real life

 

[Missgobby124]

Find these posts really weird lol
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