So rather than call the Police she's sticks it on Insta?
Oh im so sorry … I never heard of this poem generator?? And the name Chadgt threw me thinking it was ChadIt is an Artificial Intelligence interactive ap - I asked it to write a poem about Prisoner David Kelly and his Lynx Shower Gel collection and this is what I got:-
In a cell, where darkness dwells, Lives a man, they call him Kelly. But his story, oh, it compels, For his collection, oh, so smelly.
Prisoner David Kelly, they say, Holds the world's largest cache, Not diamonds or gold on display, But bottles of Lynx, row upon row, a brash.
Each scent a memory, a fleeting escape, From the confines of his narrow walls, A whiff of freedom, a shower's landscape, In those tiny bottles, his spirit sprawls.
The fragrances dance in the prison air, A symphony of musk, mint, and spice, His olfactory sanctuary, beyond compare, A testament to his secret paradise.
With each lather, he dreams anew, Of open skies and windswept plains, Where freedom reigns, a vibrant hue, And the scent of adventure never wanes.
But chains may bind his weary frame, His spirit, undeterred, soars high, Through Lynx Shower Gels, a subtle claim, That even in darkness, dreams can't die.
So let us ponder the captive's plight, And the power of a simple scent, For in the world's largest Lynx trove, we might, Find a reminder that hope is heaven-sent.
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I also asked it to write a poem about Danniella Westbrook and Cocaine - this is what I got!
In the realm of tragedy, a tale unfolds, Of a woman named Danniella Westbrook, we're told. A spiral into darkness, a path paved with pain, As drugs and cocaine took hold, driving her insane.
Once a star shining bright in the glimmering sky, Her talent and beauty caught every eye. But behind the facade, a battle raged deep, A struggle with demons that refused to sleep.
Like a siren's call, cocaine beckoned her near, Its grip tightening, fueling her fear. She danced with the devil, oh, what a cost, Her dreams and ambitions forever lost.
Through the haze of addiction, she stumbled and fell, Leaving a trail of brokenness, a story to tell. The fame turned to ashes, her world torn apart, As the grip of cocaine tightened its hold on her heart.
The media's gaze turned harsh and unkind, As she became a cautionary tale, left behind. But amidst the wreckage, a flicker of light, A glimmer of hope, a chance to ignite.
For within the depths of despair's cruel reign, A spirit persisted, fighting the pain. Seeking redemption, she took a stand, To reclaim her life, to heal and expand.
Oh, tragic tale of Danniella's descent, A reminder of the demons we may resent. Let us learn from her journey, extend a hand, For in compassion and understanding, we can withstand.
May she find solace in the embrace of grace, Rebuilding her life, finding a new place. And may her story serve as a warning and plea, To steer clear of the path that leads to agony.
Let us remember her as more than the fall, A symbol of strength, rising above it all. For in the darkest of nights, hope can be found, And through love and support, healing knows no bounds.
She's prancing around in the sea with a gaping wound on the side of her head after her major surgery that still hasn't healed a month after surgery - if we are to believe the tabloids...Now she's thinking of having her hair done. What about the hole in her head?
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The drag Queens looked more feminine and sexually appealing compared to Polo.One of Big Chaddy's clients Kelly Rian has been cast as Cinderella in a new horror film called Cinderella's Curse... maybe Chad can make it up to DW by getting her a part as Fairy Godmother
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So I wonder where she will sofa search,Liverpool?
She must have worn out her knees giving poor pensioners gum jobs for 5 euros to raise the money to fly home!
Or her Dad's pretending to be caring for him. Strange she never stays over at her Mothers of her siblings. remember she has a Bully X puppy to collect - who is she going to foist this poor dog onto.So I wonder where she will sofa search,Liverpool?
Is she wearing a fucking tea cosy.Giving off Marilyn vibes in these new pics...
View attachment 2191718Danniella Westbrook shows off her new face as she splashes around in a red bikini in Portugal
DANNIELLA Westbrook showed off her new face as she splashed around in a red bikini in Portugal. The former Eastenders actress headed to Turkey last month for surgery to rebuild her nose. But unfort…www.thesun.co.uk
She looks like Ena SharplesIs she wearing a fucking tea cosy.
Stand by for the "rushed to hospital for emergency treatment " storyline. Incoming!!!
If a horrible stench comes wafting in through my open windows then I'll know she's nearby.So I wonder where she will sofa search,Liverpool?
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