Dan Wheeler #30 Life changing news, buying views, still not paying his dues despite crap pub reviews.

[itsme!1983]

So the famous gourmet food reviewers are now reviewing the truly sublime; something us mere mortals will never have tried: takeaway fish and chips

 

[Velvet Veil]

So the famous gourmet food reviewers are now reviewing the truly sublime; something us mere mortals will never have tried: takeaway fish and chips

Omg, you're kidding!? How many incarnations of fish and chips are they going to review before they move on to other delicacies

 

[pinklily8518]

He’s managed to leave Burwash and go to Hastings

 

[Velvet Veil]

So the famous gourmet food reviewers are now reviewing the truly sublime; something us mere mortals will never have tried: takeaway fish and chips

I’m surprised he hasn’t gone to Binley Mega Chippy to jump on an (old) bandwagon, but then I remembered how he doesn’t want fame so I understand

 

[NottaFanOfDan]

Great comment.

 

[Velvet Veil]

Great comment.

I can’t even manage 60 seconds of his bore-fests so I truly understand where they’re coming from

 

[Imnotsureyouknow]

So now its "survival of the strongest" and humans are built through trauma

 

[Emj7969]

So now its "survival of the strongest" and humans are built through trauma

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But …….
But ……..
But ……….
Didn’t he say trauma causes inflammation and inflammation is the number 1 killer ……..

the second hand embarrassment is strong

 

[Potatocake]

But …….
But ……..
But ……….
Didn’t he say trauma causes inflammation and inflammation is the number 1 killer ……..

the second hand embarrassment is strong

So now its "survival of the strongest" and humans are built through trauma

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I have no words. I am so f***g livid. I volunteer for an animal charity. We pick up the pieces from the sh*t that people like him leave. For me, he can’t get any lower.

 

[StandUp21]

He’s got a new T-shirt

 

[Velvet Veil]

So now its "survival of the strongest" and humans are built through trauma

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The poor cat is probably just wanting a break from them, I doubt she's 'training them through trauma'. Wheeler needs to give the smokes a break once in a while

 

[ginge2804]

I thought trauma was the reason we are all fat?

 

[Here comes the hotstepper]

I wish someone would just either remove him from that household or remove all those animals from that house so they can't keep breeding. I have no tolerance when it comes to animals being used .

 

[droese24]

I wish someone would just either remove him from that household or remove all those animals from that house so they can't keep breeding. I have no tolerance when it comes to animals being used .

I agree. It's one thing for him to ruin himself, quite another to subject innocent animals to his mistreatment.

 

[Alfie1234]

Have the poor dogs puppies been born yet?

 

[Imnotsureyouknow]

The poor cat is probably just wanting a break from them, I doubt she's 'training them through trauma'. Wheeler needs to give the smokes a break once in a while

He thinks anyone that doesnt get to suck on mums tits is traumatised

I thought trauma was the reason we are all fat?

You just have to, like, deal with it, dude.

 

[itsme!1983]

I wonder what happened to his amazing 7 day “fast” he would have finished days ago and was going to tell us all about?!
I wonder how the boxing is going that he was going to document only a few weeks ago?! I wonder what happened to the walking in a circle training he was going to document daily only a few days ago?!
I wonder what happened to his bus he was buying and converting this month? I wonder what happened to Peru that is meant to be occurring in only a mere few weeks?!
But most of all I wonder what will happen to him when HMRC come knocking. Was chatting to a HMRC compliance inspector today who said they have recently commenced a review of all the business covid grants..matching them to the expected employee costs etc..if they don’t match there are huge penalties afoot. Karma Dave…it’s coming.

 

[DansBarmyArmy]

I wonder what happened to his amazing 7 day “fast” he would have finished days ago and was going to tell us all about?!
I wonder how the boxing is going that he was going to document only a few weeks ago?! I wonder what happened to the walking in a circle training he was going to document daily only a few days ago?!
I wonder what happened to his bus he was buying and converting this month? I wonder what happened to Peru that is meant to be occurring in only a mere few weeks?!
But most of all I wonder what will happen to him when HMRC come knocking. Was chatting to a HMRC compliance inspector today who said they have recently commenced a review of all the business covid grants..matching them to the expected employee costs etc..if they don’t match there are huge penalties afoot. Karma Dave…it’s coming.

Yep, that along with automatically investigating any business that was shut after receiving such grants.

He thought that by closing DW Ltd that it would all disappear but thanks to the stellar efforts of a few of our own very knowledgeable people we stopped him in his tracks and prevented it from happening.

He's known to HMRC and DWP that's all I am saying. They drag their heels a bit but when they finally catch up with him no amount of tears, tantrums, lies or blaming those "cunts over on Tattle" will wash.

I'm here for it.

 

[GreasyChipButty]

What a comedy sketch these two plum puddings are. I actually entertained their latest video, which was a review on a takeaway chippy.

Kaz, being the intellectual spark she is, rated the chips 6/10 and fish 8/10 (that fresh it didn't taste of fish). So despite the "McCain chips" only being a 6, she managed to rate the overall meal as a very solid 8.5 out of 10! Please, make it make sense

Tubbsy on the other hand.... Chips 9/10, gherkin 10/10, fish 9/10, mushy peas 10/10.... Very solid set of scores, much higher than Kaz. So Dan's overall rating... 8.5 out of 10 as well! Not sure what caused his overall to dip, but hey ho, there's no logic to the rambling of these two imbeciles is there

 

[itsme!1983]

What a comedy sketch these two plum puddings are. I actually entertained their latest video, which was a review on a takeaway chippy.

Kaz, being the intellectual spark she is, rated the chips 6/10 and fish 8/10 (that fresh it didn't taste of fish). So despite the "McCain chips" only being a 6, she managed to rate the overall meal as a very solid 8.5 out of 10! Please, make it make sense

Tubbsy on the other hand.... Chips 9/10, gherkin 10/10, fish 9/10, mushy peas 10/10.... Very solid set of scores, much higher than Kaz. So Dan's overall rating... 8.5 out of 10 as well! Not sure what caused his overall to dip, but hey ho, there's no logic to the rambling of these two imbeciles is there

Plus you’d think the professional food reviewers would have had one of their many team members to actually reserve a table for their review instead of announcing it was too busy when they got there who wants a review on fish and chips ate outside on a park bench?! Next review…water drank from the tap.