"The water is that fresh it tastes of water, the texture really liquidy. Amazing presentation, a solid 12 out of 10"Plus you’d think the professional food reviewers would have had one of their many team members to actually reserve a table for their review instead of announcing it was too busy when they got therewho wants a review on fish and chips ate outside on a park bench?! Next review…water drank from the tap.
Dan Wheeler #30 Life changing news, buying views, still not paying his dues despite crap pub reviews.
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The water is home made don’t you know…so 8/10 for the taste…it looks just like the water my gran gives me so 9/10 for presentation…overall an average score of 13/10….Bravo tap water ..bravo.
Locally sourced too!
Training through traumaThe poor cat is probably just wanting a break from them, I doubt she's 'training them through trauma'. Wheeler needs to give the smokes a break once in a while
it’s like tit pop psychology from the local drunk at the bar! They are teaching them they need to leave the safe space to get food. Next she will go and catch mice etc to show them how to hunt. Then she will hiss when they reach an age where they should begin to catch their own food. Or in wheeler world, giving them some cat abuse, traumatic start to life, so they can get really fat and join the new wheeler biz 80/20 helping traumatised fat cats get “wheelered”.
In case you think the fish and chips video was good- what a pile of tit!! Smells of tit Hastings. Close your leg jokes (cringe!) , and McCain’s chip reference, like that mass produced supermarket food is how to give a food critique. I still find it so funny they both have to try it, with “mmmm” noises , “oh yea cracking “ . Dull as Dishwater Duo.
In case anyone didnt know, he knows nothing about trauma. He's such a twit he thinks anything remotely stressful is trauma. He basically fits anything into his reductive views on subjects. Then argues the sky is red. Never had an argument with a friend: TRAUMA DUDE! you need to deal with it! HOW Dan? By processing it. HOW Dan? By dealing with it? HOW Dan? Dude Im just trying to help. You dont seem like you can be helped. You need therapy.Training through trauma
Or in wheeler world, giving them some cat abuse, traumatic start to life, so they can get really fat and join the new wheeler biz 80/20 helping traumatised fat cats get “wheelered”.
In case you think the fish and chips video was good- what a pile of tit!! Smells of tit Hastings. Close your leg jokes (cringe!) , and McCain’s chip reference, like that mass produced supermarket food is how to give a food critique. I still find it so funny they both have to try it, with “mmmm” noises , “oh yea cracking “ . Dull as Dishwater Duo.
Imagine owning a chip shop and being compared to micro chips. 9+10+10+9÷4 = 8.5...Walter Mitty
Spot the bought views! Bracelet made by Dan as the prize (not really I’m lying……like guess who)
He's making the mistake thinking that YT is like TT, and that people will think random videos have gone viral. The algorithms are different, and so it's very obvious when he buys YT views.
I just dont think they want to talk to you Dave.
Says the man who argues over anything reasonable because he’s so far up his own area he can’t see sense (even with solid evidence) prick
Phone anxiety IS a real thing Dan, not something to joke about is it
Completely agree. It's not a recent thing either. My dad was signed off work for a long period in the mid 80's & we discovered he was unplugging the landline during the day so he wouldn't have to speak to anyone. I have days when it's almost impossible for me to make a call. Doesn't have to be anything important, a call to/from anyone can induce a panic attack when you suffer from anxiety/depression.
Anyone else think David needs to master his use of the arrow??!! Unless of course he was INTENDING for ppl to construe this as him saying he’s an expensive fail? 
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Why would anyone, ANYONE want to watch someone else watching a video?Anyone else think David needs to master his use of the arrow??!! Unless of course he was INTENDING for ppl to construe this as him saying he’s an expensive fail?
Inspector Rat will be refreshing the page frantically to try and get the video more views to try and get £2.50 back towards his 100k investment. Don’t worry ratty at current watching figures optimistically only 40,000 days till you get that 100k back
This is exactly what I don’t get. It’s sooo boring watching someone watch a videoclip
The exception to this for me is Brad MondoThis is exactly what I don’t get. It’s sooo boring watching someone watch a videoclip
His ANTM reactions are so good!The exception to this for me is Brad Mondo
Once again proving that Whanker Dave is the best in the world...at precisely nothing.
I feel quite certain Dave will take this helpful criticism well and definitely not just delete the comments while screaming at the monitor “do you not know who I am?! I’m the best in the world!!”
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