Dan Wheeler #30 Life changing news, buying views, still not paying his dues despite crap pub reviews.

[Anamethatisatleast25chara]

114 in the academy.
Patreon down to 20% of goal.
View numbers often struggling to get over 100.
Struggling to get double figures likes on his insta.
Barely any engagement on his posts on Facebook

I think we won don’t you guys?

 

[itsme!1983]

They named their patroens at the end of the show…they have…wait for it….including inspector Rat…10 people who have come over from 80/20! Great Business move dude though it’s amusing how firstly you said Rowland had a salary and now he has to pay to watch you like everyone else. 2200 down to 10; Business class 101 by Dave.

 

[Emj7969]

114 in the academy.
Patreon down to 20% of goal.
View numbers often struggling to get over 100.
Struggling to get double figures likes on his insta.
Barely any engagement on his posts on Facebook

 

[Alfie1234]

No sign of the riveting content appearing on YouTube yet and he’s been deleting comments on Facebook so maybe hes realised it’s yet another shit video from the dismal duo.

Remember when he said that we would be the ones that made this successful because we were so obsessed with him that we would be paying for Patreon just so we could watch his lives? No one’s given him a penny, he’s not even worth £3.00 just to mock. All we wanted was for him to stop harming people with his dangerous advice and taking money under false pretences, which he has, we succeeded in ending 8020, he can video himself saying “that’s what she said” til the cows come home and I couldn’t care less.

 

[itsme!1983]

Yep @GeordieMunchkin666 - already done on the last thread - we now have 228 members

Spamacademy-121 vs 228 DJ’s. I’d say that’s the power of TCHQ.

 

[Imnotsureyouknow]

 

[Velvet Veil]

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Finally YouTube are on to him!! A clickbait title that encourages drug taking, how stupid is he?? He really thinks that rules don't apply to him... How's that working for you David & Karen

 

[DansBarmyArmy]

I look forward to seeing him ‘adapt’ when he realises that no one will be interested in subscriptions or Patreon that give very little value back. Businesses that rely on subscription models are really going to have to show their worth and I’m not sure some pub reviews around East Sussex by two middle aged, work shy idiots is going to cut it - no one cares now, they’ll care even less when it’s cold and miserable and peoples mortgages, utilities and travel costs have soared!!

I put money on him ressurecting 80/20 when he realises....

 

[ginge2804]

Tenner on him coming back on Monday with another EPIC (read SHIT) business idea

 

[DansBarmyArmy]

Don’t forget gang enter the cheeky code: “noonegivesafuckdave” and I’ll throw in a 90 second phone call with me valued at £29000 and my recipe books free! Offer exclusive to everyone in the world. Best offer ever gang.

"and the first 10 to sign up today will get lunch with me, Nessie the Elephant and Jabba The Gut thrown in for free" **

** you must travel to Burwash though ( at your own cost) and be willing to be recorded whist eating your egg on toast washed down with lemony lemonade.

 

[heytherebaby]

Cos it's that simple

He wants to remember that when he’s crying in fields or on podcasts and whining about relapsing cos his life is so so so hard

 

[DansBarmyArmy]

Does he understand dominant and recessive genes?

Man is a reductive bellend and the moment he thinks he understands something he becomes a teacher, a tutor, a coach.

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Oh how the mighty have fallen...

Take a bow TCHQ

 

[NottaFanOfDan]

Cos it's that simple

He's clearly trying the Katie Hopkin's approach to generate a response. Only absolute morons think poor = not hard working.

His ivory tower must be very fragile.

 

[NottaFanOfDan]

Probably the time Dan phoned up Pfizer and asked to speak to “the Oscars department”.

 

[Emj7969]

We are probably just weeks/days away from the ……. “I’ve realised my heart isn’t in content creation ……. It’s weight loss and I’m sorry and …….. for just £50 a month you can join 8020 ………where you can access ‘the show’ which will transform your life”

The show that never talks about weightloss - the show that is currently available for £3 a month (and that’s over priced) ……. The show that is run by two unqualified people scamming those of us who are looking for help

 

[Velvet Veil]

That’s disgusting, he’s just a vile, vile man. Who would even think that let alone ask it. I’m presume she just screeched with laughter and the huns along with her.

If someone kept dragging my child into their perverted fantasies they'd be leaving my house in an ambulance

 

[DansBarmyArmy]

This is incredible . We all know this is the last we'll hear of this idea, but a bit of me wants it to go ahead just so we can witness what a catastrophe it'll be. These two plums can't waddle 10 minutes a day, let alone 10 miles a day!

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Pahahahahhahahahahaahahaha this has just made my day!!!!!!

I am gonna file this in Room 101 with all the other ideas that didn't happen.

This bloke doesn't move outside of Burwash when people are paying him so quite how he expects us to believe this twaddle is beyond me.

What about those recurring leg infections though? How will he cope? Suppose he could buy Codeine at every chemist along the way....

 

[NottaFanOfDan]

Thought he didn’t agree with fasting

What ah exciting video that will be. A man not eating.

Tune in next week to see Dan not fly to the moon.

 

[pinklily8518]

Could’ve predicted this… money making again at her expense

 

[Potatocake]

#127 keeping a low profile with the continuing threats made against me

Seriously DJ, I’m not that far away from you if you need back up. Make him make an appointment and any of us local will be happy to meet him on your doorstep