Daddy May

[LittleRa]

I cannot believe he is only turning 45?!?! I thought he was more like 55!

 

[Steve1985]

It’s not like it’s a free meal for a small family, they take the piss bringing girlfriends, mates etc… No shame. And come on, maybe go somewhere different for your birthday and, you know, pay for it!

 

[loveulongtime0]

What a sad cunt, you’re on holiday reading what we’re saying like the daily news. Thank you for sending people our way though looool

 

[RandomAlpaca22]

Why do we need a video at every stop. What a loser, middle aged and his whole life revolves around updating an app

 

[smudge126]

Aww another shoutout to us, his biggest fans

I think you meant to say “oldest fans” though, Roland. As in, only people under the age of 16 actually think you’re someone to aspire to be.

 

[mooseknuckle]

Got the account back.. let’s go to Zizzi’s. You couldn’t make it up Absolute begs.

 

[disneys]

I hate to comment on children , I really do , but Cooper just has 0 personality . He’s got a glazed expression , lights are on but nobody is home . He’s also never home - doesn’t really seem to like his family all that much

 

[RandomAlpaca22]

I'd be so fucking embarrassed if this bloke was my dad. Your kids don't think you're cool, your wife quite obviously thinks you're a repulsive tub of lard, go back to your 9-5 and take your crusty face off social media

 

[LittleRa]

Roland, Mrs May, Charlie, Emily, Clark and Dulcie on a day out and having lunch at a restaurant… Cooper and Georgina? The comments seem to think they’re “enjoying themselves” back at the villa alone

 

[smudge126]

If by “triggered” he means “absolutely mortified on your behalf” then yes, I am triggered every time.

He reminds me of this fella.

 

[Justnosey100]

Also I don’t think it’s particularly safe driving 23hrs across Europe as quickly as you can without a proper sleep in the middle of that. He looked shattered when he got home, why risk the kids being in the car. He’s daft enough but they shouldn’t have to suffer it!

 

[princessqueen96]

They really think they’re something special. Imagine going on holiday, spending time reading tattle and then claiming to be so unbothered by what is said here. They are just as obsessed with people on here than what they make out people on here are with them.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

He has drinkers eyes. She eats salads so she can have all her calories in Prosecco. Considering she has 4 children, she comes across as incredibly not maternal

 

[trashtalker36]

He went into Clark’s room today after he had just got out of the shower and only had a towel on and had to pan away quickly as the poor boy shouted that he wasn’t dressed. Do these kids have absolutely no privacy?? It’s awful.

 

[MadGal]

They clearly prioritise the older lads and their girlfriends and doesn’t want to put them out of not having their own space with their partners but it’s so wrong and makes no sense why Dulcie and Clark still share. Put the oldest lad out in the garden room if anything and sort their bedrooms out instead of spending 24/7 filming.

 

[ohlawd]

He’s religiously deleting comments aswell because I saw a comment that said why are you reading tattle on holidays and he had it deleted a couple of minutes after

 

[holly1727373!3]

Can’t decide if he’s trying to be cringe when he shortens words - incred, degs etc or think it makes him look cool.

He really needs to bin that purple hoodie aswell!!

He really copies Charlie doesn’t he

He needs to realise he’s a grown man and not a teenager. It’s so embarrassing.

He gives me the vibe that he wasn’t very popular as a teen so he’s trying to live up to that now.

 

[Peakyblinders]

Does no one else think that if you really can’t stand something that much then you should just leave it behind in your life , totally understand having an opinion but calling a 8 year old Damien leaves a bad taste in my mouth . She’s a child

Hi Charlie…. Please put your top on we’re sick of your scrawny body.


P.s…. Welcome to tattle

 

[account70032]

I just find it funny that he’s making the journey driving there by himself. Everyone else was like nah we’re taking the plane good luck to you

 

[daisychainx]

I find the girlfriends being around so much very strange and not age appropriate.

You would allow that for young adults - not teenagers. Does he want to be the ‘cool dad’? Does she have some philosophy about parenting where you don’t give them too many rules in case they rebel? Baffling. Certainly not normal.

Some of the Tik Toks the girlfriends post of them and the boys together and he comments or makes reaction videos too. I’d feel wildly uncomfortable posting Tik Toks of me straddling a boy in bed anyway let alone if I knew his dad would see them