do we think she actually got paid for this? I would be mortified if this is what I got from a “stylist” I paid for
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Wow. It took her that long to make something this bad.
It looks absolutely nothing like Beauty and the Beast. Was there a single pumpkin in it? Is she confusing her Disney movies? Yikes.
It looks absolutely nothing like Beauty and the Beast. Was there a single pumpkin in it? Is she confusing her Disney movies? Yikes.
What the duck is on the ceiling??!
I can see a couple of books hanging there. Maybe lights made out of pillow fluff? The mind boggles.
2 week break from Insta must be starting any moment now.
Crystal. Stop filming yourself and making out it's about your kids. You are seriously icky girl.
Anyone wanna wager a bet on how long before she posts something during this so called "break from social media" while she has the kids?! You know she doesn't have it in her.
The longer she worked on it the worse it looked. You could tell it just wasn’t coming together for her so she just kept throwing more cheap crap and half-assed DYIs at it, hoping it would look like something cohesive. Major fail.
Hey, Crystal, if you’re reading this … maybe, and hear me out, maybe good design takes a little more effort than spray painting whatever is for sale on FB marketplace the day you roll into town. Preparation and forethought would really help you out. (Methinks you’re still “running hot” as you like to put it) Jumping from one poorly planned project to the other, waiting to do store runs for your product the day-of, pleading for last minute day labor on Insta for help every project. Jeezus girl, you’re a mess.
Funny how she keeps teasing her “luxury design” projects in the pipeline lately (coincidentally after tattlers pointed out that she’s just a glorified DIYer). I can’t even imagine that any client would hire her for luxury design and risk a substantial investment to her rooster-ups. This is going to be interesting.
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well it has already changed now from a social media break to just a break from “stories” not the grid.
It’s the crystal time warp- I give it 5 days..
For sure the Granny Mays project was a wing it job that went bad. Yes- some planning outside of a Pinterest board may have produced a slightly better result???
Were we somehow supposed to loosely connect the shamozzle with Catherine Martin after the latest Monologue about herself? Ummmmmmmmm..... er. Catherine Martin could do better if she had a Big W stroke with her hands tied up behind her back
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“I didn’t have a plan, only a vision”
Oh really? No tit??
Oh really? No tit??
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The granny may install is the visual equivalent to Liela’s poetry.
I find it really sad/ducked up she doesn't have either of her boys. Just in the holidays. If that.
Is she paying child support!? You sure as duck can't donate your time to 'design' a room in leiu of head.
How unstable is this dimwit to not have primary custody of both boys!?
Move aside ‘transmute’, we’ve got a new buzz word in town. I lost count how many times she said ‘catalyst’. You made a career redirection. Big deal. We’ve all done it and none of us jumped on social media or proclaimed it to be podcast-worthy. I don’t think I can watch her anymore. It’s almost triggering how much she reminds me of my BPD/Narc mum.
Also, Catherine Martin would have a heart attack if she saw that installation. Not only did she lack a plan, but the vision was non-existent. The Alice Wonderland install at the Grounds transported you to another place. This install is only transporting me to the basement of my old high school arts department where props from every play we did were thrown in the corner, sorted by no particular theme. Cheap and nasty props because that’s all our public school could afford.
Also, Catherine Martin would have a heart attack if she saw that installation. Not only did she lack a plan, but the vision was non-existent. The Alice Wonderland install at the Grounds transported you to another place. This install is only transporting me to the basement of my old high school arts department where props from every play we did were thrown in the corner, sorted by no particular theme. Cheap and nasty props because that’s all our public school could afford.
She wasn’t even using catalyst in the right context. She has no idea what it means
Honestly if she was paid for that tit tip 'transform' I would be seething. It was a bunch of tit people were throwing out spray painted and slapped on a room.
Much designer.
Feel sorry for the poor b who has to take all that down. Straight into a skip bin!
She is going to hate doing the drive today and not being able to post her glorious face driving her mini ute on stories. What’s the bet we get a whole bunch of reels on her grid instead for the next two weeks. All to that best part song that I quite frankly would be happy to never hear again. Social media break 
What the duck is that flooring?? I didn’t realize they sold them anymore 
And how does public liability insurance cover this tit for an establishment? It is an accident waiting to happen
I hate that song so much because of CrystalShe is going to hate doing the drive today and not being able to post her glorious face driving her mini ute on stories. What’s the bet we get a whole bunch of reels on her grid instead for the next two weeks. All to that best part song that I quite frankly would be happy to never hear again. Social media break
Crystal is such a hazard to the environment. What is all this crap!
I don’t know what the liability laws are in Australia but what she created there is a legitimate fire hazard. In other countries, if that place went up in flames and god forbid someone got hurt or died, she would be held responsible and either be sued into oblivion or get jail time. I wonder if that restaurant has thought about their share in the responsibility for that?
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