Crystal Bailey

[BasicBoganBaes]

If we’re taking punts on the new business here’s mine…

secret business partner is a bored out of her brain housewife that has a partner that makes decent $$$.

she is craving connection and has been bamboozled by Crystal (I feel like I read a story where she said that she was a client who they connected over common goals???).

She is desperate to be in the interiors world and hasn’t done her due diligence.

She clearly has more money than sense if she thinks Crystals mentoring is the best option.



the intriguing part is that she clearly has an Insta (because how did she otherwise know about Crystals mentoring?) but she has never been posted…

I’m pretty well connected on the GC in the boss babe world and no one knows her. Somehow she still screams MLM even though she’s not known.

she’s obsessed with gifting Crystal OTT gifts.

i feel that their “team” will be a bunch of $5/hour VAs doing stuff in Canva and SketchUp designers.

I feel like they’re creating content in these luxury houses to then leverage to sell a course (and in person workshops) about connecting business and interiors.

 

[ohmybortch]

Yesss thank you!

She’s proper cooked. How embarrassing for him to have everything plastered all over the internet. I have a feeling he’s too old for Instagram and would have no idea until his daughter that’s Crystal’s age tells him. And the Hemsworth reference. Stop gloating about something that’s not even yours ew.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

Some background here. Of course there was a Gofund Me.

Raising Money For Crystal, organized by Kurt Bailey

On the 11th of May my sister Crystal was arrested at her shop and in front of her son for accusa… Kurt Bailey needs your support for Raising Money For Crystal

www.gofundme.com

 

[GeorgieBox]

Delicious Cheese Sandwich, thanks! I was able to find the account.

Do you think she'll be embarrassed at all for all of the stuff she is writing on her stories when the relationship goes bust (& we KNOW it will)?!

Tell me you would write this if he weren’t stinking rich

 

[J0J0]

No crystal. Noone else puts that much soap in their eyebrows. She looks even more ridiculous than normal

 

[lifeispeachy]

"Cyber bullies" are looking out for the welfare and safety of her child over his own parents it seems...

And what does instagram have to do with the kid 'going for his dreams'? She's so messed up

 

[Justbeige]

Now she's a relationship expert just like old Liela. She's been with this old fart 10 minutes. Fuck these women have ZERO self awareness.

 

[gossipy91]

Imagine if her son had Instagram and watched these stories about his mum getting all excited to move to a different town away from him. I hope you are reading this Crystal, you are a terrible role model for your children due to your selfishness. Shame on you!

 

[ohmybortch]

If she travels with the dog like that, I am mortified.

 

[lifeispeachy]

One of us works
The other one doesn’t…

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

You missed a wild ride! It was only a few weeks long but it was quite the spectacle.

She was VERY impressed with his resort-style property in Byron and the fact that the Hemsworth’s lived nearby. She made sure to video and post every inch of it that she could.

When I tell you she was acting like he married her and his house was now her home I’m not exaggerating. She was literally saying crazy things like “I’ve always dreamed of having a home like this” and “my sons finally have a room of their own”. She moved her kids in during their school holidays and she invited her sister and friends over to stay for several days like she was the new lady of the house. It was nuts.

Her son also found out about their relationship on Instagram then she had them stay there and kept talking about how ‘she had always promised them their own bedroom’ in his house as though it was her own.

Was shocking she posted the Hemsworth home, she has no class at all

 

[lifeispeachy]

I especially like that her “signature” is literally the name of the font

her creativity and skills are just incredible

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[gossipy91]

Ummm what? She is spamming her love life (and benefits of it) all over social media. How is this keeping your love life private?

 

[gossipy91]

I really hope no one actually takes advice from her. She is absolutely nuts and her life is a mess, yet she preaches at her followers like she has found the answer to life

 

[Libertine]

My conspiracy theory is there was an affair/sugar daddy situation going on in Byron for some time and the wife found out.

I very much doubt Crystal would sleep with someone as old as him if he wasn’t loaded.

 

[showinguphere]

How friggin erratic is she? Who makes all these declarations to have a social media break and then continues to post on social media. The woman is crazy. Legit

 

[showinguphere]

Yeah, the podcast 🥱

I’m thinking there had to have been a major triggering event for everything to come crashing down on her at once though. You don’t lose your business, house, car, husband, kids and sanity all at the same time because you’re over worked and burnt out.
Did she have an affair? Did she have a drug problem? Does she have serious mania/psychological problems? Was she physically abusive to the husband? Was she stealing money from the business? A combination of these things?
All speculation of course but whatever it was it was BIG.

My guess would be that she was stealing money from the business (that was probably never as successful as she likes to make it out to be anyway) and bankrupted it, because of a drug problem, too much partying and an unmedicated mental illness.

And of course, shit happens to everyone. No-one’s perfect. But if I had even a quarter of these things happen to me, I would not be selling myself as a mentor to other women. That’s where she goes wrong, in my opinion. Amongst all the smoke and mirrors bullshit. And the loving herself sick bullshit.

 

[Justbeige]

Dear Crystal. Please sack your hairdresser. Take those dry AF extensions out and leave your hair alone.
Also, stop the meth, get a proper psychiatrist and get off the pot.

 

[showinguphere]

I literally cannot believe how bad it looks. Like a junk shop that has been spray painted and the rats have torn up the cushion section,
Granny Mays made me lol .
1 day until holidays and she goes offline for two weeks!

 

[emmygluewho]

Christttt what medicated rant is she on now!?

'My last boyfriend 4 years ago' but then dribbles some shit how she was in love 6 months ago!?

She does realize she POSTED that dumpster fire 'relationship' for all to see yes!?

And who does this jobless, scamming asshole think she will inspire!? Like honestly!?