Crystal Bailey

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

No rational person moves two couples into their house within 24 hrs of knowing them.

Her poor kids, never a priority.

 

[Freya10]

I have no idea how she's going to be at that studio in Tamworth while living in Byron. The workshops etc it doesn't add up. That poor kid he looks so uncomfortable while she's in her lala land singing

 

[emmygluewho]

Apparently it wasn’t cool 3 years ago to move to Bali. And it has only become cool since? With a pandemic in the last two years stopping all travel to Indonesia from Australia?
ummmmmmmm okay.
Crystal, you were so late to the Bali party it is possibly one of the most ridiculous things out of your mouth. As much as you like to think you are a trend setter, you just are not.
And wow! Some serious work has been done to that face! Hardly recognize her

Fuckkkkkk the ego on this fuckwit.

She can carry on all she likes that she has done all these things but she has nothing to show for it?! No house?! No stability?! No Kids?! NOTHING.

Her saying she 'moved' to Bali?! It was a holiday you dumb fuck.

 

[Stay Classy]

Ummm what? She is spamming her love life (and benefits of it) all over social media. How is this keeping your love life private?

And how about you keep your son’s surname private for his sake?

 

[showinguphere]

If we’re taking punts on the new business here’s mine…

secret business partner is a bored out of her brain housewife that has a partner that makes decent $$$.

she is craving connection and has been bamboozled by Crystal (I feel like I read a story where she said that she was a client who they connected over common goals???).

She is desperate to be in the interiors world and hasn’t done her due diligence.

She clearly has more money than sense if she thinks Crystals mentoring is the best option.



the intriguing part is that she clearly has an Insta (because how did she otherwise know about Crystals mentoring?) but she has never been posted…

I’m pretty well connected on the GC in the boss babe world and no one knows her. Somehow she still screams MLM even though she’s not known.

she’s obsessed with gifting Crystal OTT gifts.

i feel that their “team” will be a bunch of $5/hour VAs doing stuff in Canva and SketchUp designers.

I feel like they’re creating content in these luxury houses to then leverage to sell a course (and in person workshops) about connecting business and interiors.

By luxury are we including the tree Enid blyton thing????
Agree with everything you say.
Bored rich house wife of a developer. Crystal will be working for free on this for social media. Not that she is tagging yet. Maybe waiting for pay day first ?????

 

[not_the_kids]

So this is interesting …

This is a screengrab from her story yesterday. This floorplan, labeled “Karen’s Top Floor” is the same one she is working with in today’s story. But this is not a single family residence.

The layout, with multiple back-to-back, identical (mirrored) rooms and bathrooms, tells me it’s a public or semi-public building. It appears to be some sort of a dormitory maybe, like in a school, or a rehab center, or something along those lines. (@not_the_kids might be on to something with the church affiliation, maybe a church camp?) At any rate, it’s for damn sure NOT a luxury residence like she has been banging on about.

Don‘t know who “Karen” is but maybe she is Crystal’s new cult leader and this is the communal living building

Crystal also has a Pinterest folder called “Karen’s house” - maybe that will dish up more clues!

I’m still chuckling from her latest story. You can’t become a qualified builder or tradesperson just by “watching” Crystal, sorry babe

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

The sad thing is I think the kid seems to have a better grasp on reality than crystal and doesn’t get his hopes up. Remember when he was the one having to tell her the material things don’t matter?

Can you imagine every time you go to see your mum she’s in a different place? As prematurely wise as he’s had to be, that’s got to be a lot for a kid to deal with. (I can only imagine the conversations between the dads and stepmoms about her.) Having a transient for a parent because she can’t grow up and offer her children a stable home. She likes to spin it as being an “adventurous mum” when really she just can’t get her shit together. In her mid-30s.

 

[emmygluewho]

Ohhh fuckkkkk! That dribble about 'god' and her 'faith' and 'Christianity'

Nobody cares dimwit.

Her mismatched hair colour annoys me more than it should.

 

[ceeshelley]

She’s doing that time-warp thing again. They were together in July, right?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I was offline for a few weeks and completely missed the grandpa thing. Sounds insane. And extremely embarrassing how it all turned out. Surely she can’t mean this as her last love? It lasted 5 minutes

You missed a wild ride! It was only a few weeks long but it was quite the spectacle.

She was VERY impressed with his resort-style property in Byron and the fact that the Hemsworth’s lived nearby. She made sure to video and post every inch of it that she could.

When I tell you she was acting like he married her and his house was now her home I’m not exaggerating. She was literally saying crazy things like “I’ve always dreamed of having a home like this” and “my sons finally have a room of their own”. She moved her kids in during their school holidays and she invited her sister and friends over to stay for several days like she was the new lady of the house. It was nuts.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Can’t see one thing there I would pay $5 for at a garage sale. No thanks,
And apparently people will go there in massive numbers to get photos. Ummmmmmmm....

She’s trying to copy The Grounds in a diy dodgy as fuck way…

 

[Luvnaps]

This is at least the 3rd time she's mentioned "her birthday weekend". Sorry, such a pet peeve of mine. People who have to continually bring up their upcoming birthday, especially influencers, probably hoping for freebies & accolades.

 

[lifeispeachy]

All this shows is she has no skill as a designer to meet a brief or have any variation in her design skills

It could actually all be the same beige space

 

[mangoicecream]

She must have assaulted him. Why else would you end up in jail and need to be bailed out?

She apparently threatened them with broken glass.

 

[ThisGorjuzpiece]

A mother of 2 and in her mid 30's and she's just learning to cook?

 

[showinguphere]

It’s literally like reading my own thoughts when I come on here

 

[Luvnaps]

The old Crystal time warp again. She was giving us a monologue from this very room in the country September 12. Plus didn’t she swing by and pick her son up 2 weeks ago?
Has trouble with facts.

It DEFINITELY hasn't been 6 weeks. But that's Crystal for ya!!

Why does she think anyone is interested in watching her dance around all the time like some giggly pre-teen on tik tok? It’s so bizarre to think that this woman is 37 yrs old.

It's REALLY bizarre! She spends more time playing to the camera than she does working. She's addicted to filming herself.

 

[gossipy91]

You could almost feel sorry for her if she wasn’t so smug about her new rich boyfriend and lifestyle.

 

[Luvnaps]

Okay, this is just creepy.

 

[showinguphere]

This woman is a hot mess. In ALL aspects. It’s hard to watch someone make this much of an idiot out of themselves. Good lord.

It’s hard to not watch them! With popcorn. It has become part of my brekkie routine whilst I get on with my day’s journey...