Crystal Bailey

[lifeispeachy]

I reported the bunnings ad with 10 x screenshots of non disclosure of the insta stories but they came back saying they need the full video. Head up for anyone reporting ads!

 

[Luvnaps]

Does she do drugs? Seriously? This sounds like the shit someone on a coke bender does.

And there you have it right there, where her priorities DON'T lie: "The things you can do without the kids."

She spends more time messing around with posting stupid antics & making stupid faces, etc etc. How much time she must waste that could've had her on the road sooner or to bed earlier for the long drive she had to Sydney. Like others have said, she is SO immature for her age. But it's the kids I feel sorry for the most. How hurtful that would be to them to read that sentence I posted above.

 

[not_the_kids]

Move aside ‘transmute’, we’ve got a new buzz word in town. I lost count how many times she said ‘catalyst’. You made a career redirection. Big deal. We’ve all done it and none of us jumped on social media or proclaimed it to be podcast-worthy. I don’t think I can watch her anymore. It’s almost triggering how much she reminds me of my BPD/Narc mum.

Also, Catherine Martin would have a heart attack if she saw that installation. Not only did she lack a plan, but the vision was non-existent. The Alice Wonderland install at the Grounds transported you to another place. This install is only transporting me to the basement of my old high school arts department where props from every play we did were thrown in the corner, sorted by no particular theme. Cheap and nasty props because that’s all our public school could afford.

 

[Stay Classy]

OMFG! Crystal, get off your phone. 2 week break, remember, no one cares about your work wife!

Crystal’s flattie living her best life at her house with her dog

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

There’s been a lot going on in these stories over the past few weeks/months..and I’ve been trying to make sense of what appears to be mindless ramblings.

There’s all the talk of healing from past trauma, being a self-proclaimed way-shower for other women to help them heal, bible quotes, references to Glow Church, hinting at luxury resort projects with no reference to the builders/architects on those projects, veils of secrecy around the mysterious blonde haired woman who goes only by ‘Tara’. Then today, “tease campaigns” of said big projects - referring to one as being like Noah’s Ark.

So I ask myself - why the secrecy? Where’s the money coming from? Why does Tara want her privacy protected? Why does Crystal feel like she so dearly resonates with female figures in the bible?
Crystal (went back??) to Glow Church. I haven’t followed for long enough to know if she’s revisiting or a newbie. Either way, she’s in it. She spoke some months ago of an influencer up on stage at a Glow event in Sydney and how it really got her thinking about her own platform and influence.

Mysterious Tara comes out of nowhere, supposedly on a joint project, and they come to an understanding of a shared mission. Tara clearly has the coin and connections, Crystal the social media reach.

My theory is: these luxury projects are Glow Church properties. Many churches will buy up land and property for financial reasons. I think Crystal might have been asked to use her influence to help recruit future Glow Church members (via social media under the guise of interior design). That, or she offered to, because of that other influencer she saw talk who has a larger following and wanted that for herself too.
I’m wondering if she met this Tara through Glow aswell, and that Tara’s husband or networks are the ones with the church money, or access to it.

Anyway, this might be full conspiracy theory level, but it does explain the secrecy, zero explanation of who is funding the projects and who the clients are, builders or architects (which I would imagine you’d cross-promote if you’re working directly with them??) and why the dial up of church / bible chat.

Am I as crazy as Crystal?!! Or anyone else thinks this has legs.

No, I don’t think it‘s crazy at all. It’s entirely plausible. What’s crazy is all the mystery around what she is clearly wanting to present as her own business scaling up and her own accomplishments, when it’s not really.

A few of us have speculated about possible scenarios and they’re all reasonable, imo. What seems to be apparent to all of us is that she is likely being used as a tool by someone else with the actual money, resources, contacts and business acumen.

It’s pathological really how she has no apprehension about claiming someone else’s achievement as her own. Whether it be a home that someone else has built and she is renting or is sleeping with the owner or it’s a new business venture that someone else has created and she stepped into.

But she’s definitely being vague because it serves her purpose to pass herself off as a master manifestor, to insinuate that she is responsible for these projects and has “manifested” this huge leap forward in her career.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

So there’s a full team coming next year? Interesting. I’ll believe it when I see it.
If she ever hires staff you best believe it will be for no other reason than to do the design work that she is too unskilled to do, not because she is so successful and busy that she has to have support staff to keep up.
I wonder if next year is going to be such a big year that she’ll finally be able to buy herself a car and take out a long-term lease on someplace to live?

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m wondering if the new mysterious business partner is already connected to the industry somehow?

Like maybe her husband is a builder or a developer and they thought they would bring Crystal on board simply to bring a social media presence to a new offshoot business they are launching to complement their existing business?

For instance, say the husband owns a construction company and has decided to open an interior design department w/in his company. Perhaps they’re bringing Crystal in primarily to give them an immediate PR boost and access to her audience of 117,000 Insta followers. This would also make sense of the ‘full team coming next year’ comment. They wouldn’t be Crystal’s team per se but simply the staff needed for this new branch of the husband & wife’s business venture. It would make sense of the fact that she doesn’t have an ounce of the knowledge needed to execute the luxury design projects she keeps bragging about. They know this and they wouldn’t care about that because they had planned on staffing the new biz with competent people anyway that can execute the nuts and bolts of the projects.

It would also explain the work wife’s contacts to get these projects in the first place.

Yes this makes sense. No one is partnering with her for her skillz, she even admitted she had none!

I don’t know if having crystal Bailey as the face of your business is the smartest move but I do think that whatever the work arrangement is, the work wife will have structured things so she doesnt get effed over. I just get vibes she/they is/are taking advantage of crystal.

 

[showinguphere]

What did I just watch???

”It’s not about the skills. A lot of designers believe it’s all about your skills and your courses and your accreditation.”
- pause for goofy laugh -
“I didn’t have any skills!”

Yeah, NO SHIT!
It’s painfully obvious you have no skills.
You‘re a complete hack who doesn’t know what tf you’re doing.
You ask people to let you design their rooms, most likely for free, so you can post it on your page.
You’re a glorified intern, you idiot!

At least she said something g honest for once!!!!!!

The Grandpa thing is so trailer park trash, I actually feel bad saying that because it is insulting to trailer park trash people. Those poor kids. They must have felt so awkward.

 

[Justbeige]

I’ve found the address and owners’ names but I don’t want to break Tattle’s T&Cs.

Crystal posting that it is adjacent to the Hemsworth property practically gives you the location. It is an architect designed home built in 2018, rather than a Tamworth based self styled designer home.

Reading between the lines, grandpa may have separated from/divorced his wife in the last couple of years and she has stayed in Sydney while he is in their Byron property. They aren’t celebrities, but they are very, very wealthy. Rich List wealthy.

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Give me a clue. I'm home with the covid. I'm sure his kids are thrilled he has a younger money hungry no body who has been chasing fame on TV for years. Will she try to get a baby pay check out of the old bloke?

 

[lifeispeachy]

As Lizzo says, "it's about damn time..."

 

[Justbeige]

Has gramps given her the boot?

Not her true love? The one she prayed for and manifested? No way.
She is not like us peasants. She's special and God has her back.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

She announced the curtains officially! After announcing it like 3 times already She is so bizarre.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

That studio/shop/whatever space won’t be around much longer. What does she actually do there? I remember 1 workshop. Was there anything else? Must be draining the funds.
I’ll just leave this screenshot here. Won’t be long now until the big announcement of it getting packed up will be made....

Yes we will get an announcement of “this season of my life has come to an end…it was time blah blah blah”

 

[ceeshelley]

How do you know?

Oh I don’t. It just smacks of those annoying mothers who tell stories about their children giving small Pulitzer Prize winning speeches to strangers in the supermarket and ending by saying ‘namaste’

I just doubt it.

I do agree with the @Freya10 below, though. If he is saying that it’s quite sad. The poor little thing shouldn’t need to be parenting her.

 

[Krista Lakota]

Social media break while she has her boys for two weeks. I give it a day.

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

Gust of wind and that showpo place will blow over…

I was literally thinking yesterday - isn’t there some kind of safety issue having such poorly made stuff in a workplace??? I can just imagine if a plastered pendant falls on someone’s head there could be an interesting law suit.

 

[Stay Classy]

That’s where I’m going wrong. I don’t have a dream board and I’m not manifesting or meditating hard enough! Tonight I’m going to yell from the rooftops that I will win lotto and tomorrow I will win, it’s that easy guys! 🫠

There she goes again, she said she bought a villa in Bali. Crystal, if you’ve got the funds for a villa, I hope you are paying your fair share of child support to your sons fathers.

 

[Libertine]

I definitely don’t have enough intel to confirm or deny, but I do find it a big odd that a few years back she was referencing an older billionaire businessman who had a beachfront resort in Byron that was going to help her with her business and wanted more but she wasn’t interested and now here’s an older millionaire businessman who has a beachfront resort in Byron that she randomly met in a cafe while she was working in her pyjamas…

unless she was fully made up in lingerie and looked like she was an only fans chick I have no idea why he would take a second look.

that’s nothing against crystal. Imagine yourself in PJs no makeup hair in a messy mum bun working on your laptop while downing a coffee in a cafe. Does anyone even take a second look at you???

I think she shared a photo of the General Store in Byron as where they met and it’s a very laid back coffee and açai bowl kind of place.

Not sure that it’s much of a pick joint, but what would I know? I don’t wear pyjamas in public to even collect a take away coffee.

 

[emmygluewho]

She needs to invest in a better practitioner for her lip filler. This shit is crazy now. It’s so big and immobile it makes her lisp worse.

So she was hospitalized and lost everything - her business, marriage, kids, house and car - overnight? Bi-polar or drugs or both.

She’s spent the last 4 years learning how to regulate her energies and not run hot all the time? But have you Crystal? Because you‘re still manic as fuck.

Also, I hate to break it to her but she’s still not an interior designer. She’s a DIY hack influencer.

She is definitely not an interior designer! Her 'resume' is an actual joke. No respected company would hire her hence why she does this year 8 textile projects and thinks she is killing it. She is a fucking joke.

 

[gossipy91]

She’s acting like it’s her forever home but she did the same thing with gramps and that lasted a whole minute and a half so who knows how long she will be there.

how embarrassing! Why is she doing this again? Wasn’t gramps house the house she had been manifesting for her family? Good things come to those who wait etc etc.

 

[Johnnygirl]

Think his kids have shown him this thread?