Crystal Bailey

[Justbeige]

My conspiracy theory is there was an affair/sugar daddy situation going on in Byron for some time and the wife found out.

I very much doubt Crystal would sleep with someone as old as him if he wasn’t loaded.

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

 

[emmygluewho]

We should all make note of the date Crystal posted this since she thinks she won't be moving again for a "very, very long time". Of course, it's Crystal we're talking about so a 6 month rental to her is probably 6 years.

And, uh Crystal, it's not your place to call home. It's a furnished rental for God's sake.

It's showing The Dog in the 'No pets allowed' for me.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Yes this makes sense. No one is partnering with her for her skillz, she even admitted she had none!

I don’t know if having crystal Bailey as the face of your business is the smartest move but I do think that whatever the work arrangement is, the work wife will have structured things so she doesnt get effed over. I just get vibes she/they is/are taking advantage of crystal.

Well I’ll put a pin in this and bring it back out when we find out more about the situation. You can all buy me a drink if I’m right

I would agree with you that Crystal will most likely be getting the short end of the stick on any business venture she agrees to but that’s because she’s an idiot with absolutely no grasp of the profession. If she bothered to learn the business and gain knowledge of the industry by working her way up the ladder, like any self-respecting professional would, she could position herself better. That’s what you get for being scamfluencer.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

What??
You went to a couple of furniture stores, not an architectural tour of Rome.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I agree with a this. I think there was a reason she slept in the beach the other night in the cold weather.....
She must have got an extremely good deal on the bush studio. It makes no financial sense whatsoever. Why wouldn’t you pay someone to be a shop assistant and sell stuff there, at the very least? Maybe because her reputation is crap with suppliers....

Yeah, I figured she was either on a coke bender (after not sleeping for like 24 hrs straight) or she couldn’t afford a hotel room after paying to get her car fixed. And good point about her not hiring a shop assistant, especially when she had all of that merchandise that she just sold at discount sitting in storage. I also think she put a bed in there to sleep on b/c she didn’t have a flat of her own. Again - who rents a store front that is going to stay closed most of the time when you can’t even manage a stable place to live??? Honestly, she is so manic and irresponsible.

 

[emmygluewho]

Spa vouchers as payment for showpo job When you don’t have a home or kids to look after, you don’t really need any income…

Let's be real that 'job' was not worth any cash payment.

It was a year 7 textiles project. At that.

 

[showinguphere]

Wow. The garbled monologue about being a single Mum.
I think she actually thinks she makes sense? And she literally just repeats herself over and over and over again.
Get to the point, Crystal. We haven’t got all day.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

“Be comfortable in your skin” and “embrace all sides” but photoshop the absolute fuck out of yourself first. This chick is COOKED.

 

[Luvnaps]

There she goes again, just can't help herself. Does she think she looks all cutesy??

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Every photo she posts of her “working” always looks like the most uncomfortable position. Pretty obvious the extent of her work is setting up the instagram pic then loving herself sick as she decides which ones to post for the next few hours.

Interesting how she tries to make her sisters career about her. “we yodeled once”, “inspired by my last love”. I was expecting the inspo song to be an acoustic version of gold digger. I call bullshit on the inspo - first lyric is about the walls not feeling like home- crystal claimed his home as hers as soon as she set foot in there.

 

[Libertine]

Gramps has probably said ‘my home is your home’ because he is cunt-struck.

But you bet once they near the two year timeframe for a de facto relationship, which honestly is very unlikely to happen, a solicitor will be drawing up a binding agreement that Gramp’s home is not in fact Crystal’s asset in any shape or form.

Can you imagine the ex-wife and his former crowd finding out he’s moved in a chick from Tamworth with her two kids - and then THEY GOOGLE HER.

Crystal tagged the beach his property is on so she’s not trying to hide his identity.

 

[mangoicecream]

She bought majority of her followers. Fact.
She’s nothing to aspire to be. She’s fake. Majority of those numbers making up her “followers” are fake.

And it’s only recently after her shop space video makeover got a lot of views and shares that she’s started gaining authentic likes and interactions on her posts. Look at the interactions from a few months back to compare. Skim through her followers list and there is a lot of middle eastern men with zero photos, zero followers, but following thousands. These are bots.

 

[kmartplate]

Can’t wait til the mystery white haired woman realizes the mistake she’s made in partnering with Crystal

i wonder if she’s just as dodgy herself to pair up with her. Seems kind of suss how she is just not being tagged at all ever.

 

[ceeshelley]

She always talks like she had her first baby in her teens. ‘SO young’
Mid 20s is not THAT young. Not young enough to reference all the time, anyway.

 

[justjumpingon_]

I'm just gonna leave this here

 

[Luvnaps]

This look of her laptop party roomie's face says it all.... (Crystal was going on & on about something)....

 

[Luvnaps]

A few thoughts I had while watching the latest stories:

1) I find it incredibly sad that the brothers only see each other every 3 months. The look on the younger boy's face when he was trying to get around those chairs to reach his brother was heartbreaking. And just the way they latched onto each other when they hugged.

2) That grandpa boyfriend of hers is going to tire of her immaturity, lack of domestic skills at her age, always filming everything for Insta & bragging like it's HER resort now too.

3) Her sons did not look happy always having a camera in their face. And I seriously doubt THEY prayed for sitting at an elaborate birthday dinner & table setting for their great grandpa with food they didn't look like they cared for. Just my opinion of course.

Lastly, how long until we hear her complain about how exhausting it is having both boys with her & by the end of their stay, she'll be glad for the break. Just like she said last time.

 

[GeorgieBox]

Is she taking the piss? The woman doesn’t have a stable home life/base or secure for her kids to live in full time. She also doesn’t seem bothered by that? Doing a morning routine post when your entire life doesn’t seem anywhere near aspirational is certifiably insane to me.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Second night running when she should be connecting with the child she lost custody of that she’s off her tits, house littered with wine bottles, acting a fool.

You’d think Smart Home Australia and Bunnings would have an issue with this image since she uses their brands for clout so much.

I thought the whole point of creating a private account was to firewall off the stupid shit she does that is damaging her brand affiliations and business partnerships? It kind of negates that point when you post the stupid shit to your business account first but tag the private account for posterity.

And could she make that tag for her “secret” account any bigger? Fuuuck she’s dumb.

 

[ohmybortch]

What is a long distance solo mumma? She's insane...

Hahahaha what the actual fuck. And technically, she’s not a “solo mumma” when her grampfriend babysits them when she goes to work.