Crystal Bailey

[Stay Classy]

“I didn’t have a plan, only a vision”
Oh really? No shit??

Feel sorry for the poor bastard who has to take all that down. Straight into a skip bin!

 

[Libertine]

I can’t imagine either father is going to want to her to have more contact than she currently does, so I’m not sure how this situation could be resolved.

Maybe she should have chosen to live in a midway town like Glen Innes?

(I know Glen Innes wouldn’t suit the cosmopolitan curtain designer image Crystal wants to cultivate, but it would have been much better for her sons.)

 

[Justbeige]

Her brother is their manager, haha. I do wonder what he thinks about her online "persona".

So she obviously has to tag them a million times and insert herself into the narrative.

Wow, plastering lampshades. This is so riveting, so exciting...... NOT!!!

Her whole 'schucks' 'how crazy is my life schtick' is getting old Crystal. Get a more space efficient car if this is your job? You aren't Lucille Ball.

 

[Johnnygirl]

That was a short season

Im crying...

 

[lifeispeachy]

Taking a selfie while driving across the harbour bridge. Note that there are no traffic lights for a long stretch here so she’s def not “stopped”.

She’s fucking deranged.

 

[Luvnaps]

She had her kids there for the school hols which was July! A few months ago so funny how she made it in to this huge big life changing thing, and then a month later she’s trying to play it off so casually like it was nothing

Just realized I called her Tarah instead of Crystal. Heck, they're so similar in so many ways. And in this case, downplaying their brief relationships.

 

[Justbeige]

She needs to invest in a better practitioner for her lip filler. This shit is crazy now. It’s so big and immobile it makes her lisp worse.

So she was hospitalized and lost everything - her business, marriage, kids, house and car - overnight? Bi-polar or drugs or both.

She’s spent the last 4 years learning how to regulate her energies and not run hot all the time? But have you Crystal? Because you‘re still manic as fuck.

Also, I hate to break it to her but she’s still not an interior designer. She’s a DIY hack influencer.

She paints pots white and hangs curtains as 'moveable walls'.

 

[not_the_kids]

not the kids-
Now THIS is inspiring and podcast worthy. You are the kind of person who if you choose to share your story, could do some real good and be inspirational.
Crystal, on the other hand, can shut the hell up until she has done even a fraction of the work you have done to become better for her kids. Leila too, thanks.
Thanks for sharing- you are the type of person I truly admire.

That is so beautiful to say, I truly appreciate that! I might share in time, but for now I’m happy to stick to my private 60 followers who are all actual loved ones and not bought followers lol After all, the only person I ever hope to truly inspire is my son

All Crystal and the other one truly desire is to patronisingly share hallmark sentiments, that just like life skills, they’ve never in fact mastered. They are just so self-absorbed it’s shocking!

 

[showinguphere]

*giggle* *stupid face* “My life is so craaaaazy” Ummm…no. You are just really immature and irresponsible

Do her mindless followers miss the fact that after not seeing her eldest son for two weeks, she blows into town for her sale, then instead of choosing to spend the last night before leaving again for weeks, she goes and paints pots white and unrolls rugs at a friend’s house? It says it all. I feel sick in the stomach for this kid. I know we know nothing about him, but he has such a lovely vibe. I really hope his Mum can just get her shit together for him.

 

[ohmybortch]

Omg, her eyes are so freaky. She's definitely on some good drugs.

And she laughs while talking about really very serious things. She’s not well.

 

[showinguphere]

She would actually make a pretty good career out of DIY cheap decorating. Nothing wrong with it- own it and embrace it. Smoke and mirrors Crystal can’t settle for that though. Gotta pretend to be something she ain’t.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Such fond memories!!!!

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

What is a long distance solo mumma? She's insane...

Yep I have never heard anyone who sees their kids 4 x a year say they are a long distance solo parent They are called the non-primary caregiver (or Disneyland Dad/Mum)

 

[GeorgieBox]

The manic laughing with the self cut fringe and playing that “best part” song over again… can’t deal. I don’t understand how she gets a high profile job but doesn’t have any skills or expertise it seems.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

And I just don’t understand how she affords it?

I reckon her parents might help out when she can’t

Something is giving me severe red flags here but I can’t put my finger on it. Maybe the way she and her boyfriend refer to themselves as ‘visionaries’ and ‘new world leaders’ a lot. Massive side-eye from me.

I agree. It looks like the visionary’s law firm does basic stock stand legal paperwork, that’s the impression i am getting, starting with the name “kitz”. Im not going to a law firm with a gimmicky name like that for actual legal advice. I have no idea what the boyfriend does but the account he has with the most followers was previously a modelling agency (looking at the old tags) so the following doesn’t seem legit. They are all just like crystal. Smoke and mirrors.

 

[J0J0]

It’s amazing what you can do when you’re free from distractions because you’re a shit mother who palmed off your parental responsibilities.

 

[not_the_kids]

I second that!

Thank you for the kind words I came across these two women late last year and at first I really felt for them both, trying to wade through the mess of raising kids, keeping a roof over yours and their heads and navigating relationships whilst also trying to heal. It’s SUCH a difficult thing. It’s emotionally, mentally and physically taxing, it’s expensive (when you go to real therapists! Yikes!) and it feels like it’s never ending.
But I don’t feel sorry for them anymore, because what all I see now is women who project onto others claims of being inspiring, healed, introspective, empathetic, mentally stable and parent-first - the very things they’ve not attained for themselves because either it’s too painful or not important enough to them (if they also suffer narc tendencies) to their children’s needs first.
I’ve seen firsthand, twice, what Crystal and Leila’s future will hold if they don’t do the work NOW and that’s likely going to be no contact orders their children have placed on them to protect themselves the poor babies

 

[Stay Classy]

I can’t get over the Kmart contact on the bench tops. In a work kitchen! One day of use and it will look like shit. It’s actually embarrassing! Couldn’t showpo afford a real interior designer?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I can’t get over the Kmart contact on the bench tops. In a work kitchen! One day of use and it will look like shit. It’s actually embarrassing! Couldn’t showpo afford a real interior designer?

I wonder if they don’t have plans for a renovation further down the road and said to her “here’s $1,000, see what you can do with that in the meantime”?. I hope so because this reno makes them look like a cheap operation.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Also what is this hideous centerpiece? Cut up lemons and limes and candles stuck in a glass of sand. Much designer, so style queen!