Crystal Bailey

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

Those strange plant boxes looked awful! That poor Bunnings staff member, he must have been cringing at her filming the boxes - the edge hung over the side and it just looked ridiculous!

She’s very odd, I can’t even watch her stories anymore without thinking about those poor kids. They have a stable home life with their Dads though right? God I hope so.

 

[Luvnaps]

The smiling, the dancing. Ffs. You don't need to film every boring second of your life.

Oh Crystal. You can't dance 'as if no one is watching ' when you set up your phone and film yourself sweetie. C'mon now, you're nearly 40, you aren't 13.

I was cringing watching that.

 

[not_the_kids]

There it is!!

And lookey there - she left her place in the hands of dodgy young people and they trashed it apparently. She’s not ok, you guys!

Bich, if you weren’t so dodgy yourself you wouldn’t need to sublet your place to pay the rent. This is pure gold(é)!!

Also, she trusted “them”? How many people was she renting to?

Why post a picture of your child with a rant about subletting your rental - how are those two things related?? And why does that need to be socialised with anyone but the people she let stay there?

That bunch of 20 somethings clearly don’t look like a responsible bunch. You are the company you keep.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I reckon her parents might help out when she can’t

I agree. It looks like the visionary’s law firm does basic stock stand legal paperwork, that’s the impression i am getting, starting with the name “kitz”. Im not going to a law firm with a gimmicky name like that for actual legal advice. I have no idea what the boyfriend does but the account he has with the most followers was previously a modelling agency (looking at the old tags) so the following doesn’t seem legit. They are all just like crystal. Smoke and mirrors.

I would tend to agree.

The fact that she was looking for a room to rent tells me she’s not all that successful and the fact that she was so desperately in need of a place to stay that she moved in w/in 24 hours of finding a room tells me she’s not particularly stable either.

Like so many “influencers” I think their accomplishments are mostly spin. If they were really that qualified they would be busy with a successful career, not hyping themselves on Insta.

 

[J0J0]

More crapping on about herself. No mention of the trauma she has put her kids through.

 

[kmartplate]

How hilarious and not at all unexpected for it to be over already. I guess we will never know the story but also we can probably easily piece it all together.

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

And how hard it is being a single mum? For what…3ish weeks a year?! Give me a break.

 

[kmartplate]

Surprised she would even acknowledge that business and why refer to it by name.

 

[AJAYA]

Also what is this hideous centerpiece? Cut up lemons and limes and candles stuck in a glass of sand. Much designer, so style queen!

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It looks like she's stuck candles into some canned dog food

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Can you imagine every time you go to see your mum she’s in a different place? As prematurely wise as he’s had to be, that’s got to be a lot for a kid to deal with. (I can only imagine the conversations between the dads and stepmoms about her.) Having a transient for a parent because she can’t grow up and offer her children a stable home. She likes to spin it as being an “adventurous mum” when really she just can’t get her shit together. In her mid-30s.

I think he has been let down a lot by mum so doesn’t gets his hopes up, just enjoys the moments with his mum when he gets them. He seems like a nice boy, hopefully he has stability in the rest of his life.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Does she do drugs? Seriously? This sounds like the shit someone on a coke bender does.

 

[woowoowawa]

I’m no “interior stylist” but surely zip ties (?) aren’t the norm?

We’re aware, doll. I think I have to unfollow lol. We’ve skipped past amusing, straight to tragic.

 

[ohmybortch]

Clearly never heard the saying “money talks, wealth whispers”. I would be so embarrassed if I was him.

 

[J0J0]

I still can’t deal with how cheap and amateurish that entire install looks. Freely admitting she doesn’t know how to do things and using cheap materials. It’s really surprising.

The dodgiest thing I’ve ever seen. Everything will look like shit soon. Who spray paints a curtain rod??

 

[showinguphere]

So she has finally designed a great life where she can actually see her youngest kid more regularly. We’ll just not mention the other son in Tamworth who she now doesn’t see regularly. Poor kid. I really hope he is getting therapy. Imagine watching that on your Mum’s stories? Her celebrating having built her dream life up seeing your half sibling and not you? It’s so bogan.

 

[showinguphere]

Apparently it wasn’t cool 3 years ago to move to Bali. And it has only become cool since? With a pandemic in the last two years stopping all travel to Indonesia from Australia?
ummmmmmmm okay.
Crystal, you were so late to the Bali party it is possibly one of the most ridiculous things out of your mouth. As much as you like to think you are a trend setter, you just are not.
And wow! Some serious work has been done to that face! Hardly recognize her

 

[accountaNILity]

9 slides and she spoke about healing 4 times fuck me you think she’s done all the healing she can by now. Healing must be the new word of the season

 

[Luvnaps]

Her constant flex that she can “work from anywhere”. Lots of people can also do this, especially since the pandemic!

Yeah, she's constantly shoving that down our throats. You work from "anywhere" Crystal because you don't have your own permanent home to work in. I'm not criticizing, because I myself don't currently have a home, it's that she has to constantly show us where she's working from. Who cares?!

 

[gossipy91]

She is definitely on one today, what the fuck did I just watch?

 

[showinguphere]

There’s been a lot going on in these stories over the past few weeks/months..and I’ve been trying to make sense of what appears to be mindless ramblings.

There’s all the talk of healing from past trauma, being a self-proclaimed way-shower for other women to help them heal, bible quotes, references to Glow Church, hinting at luxury resort projects with no reference to the builders/architects on those projects, veils of secrecy around the mysterious blonde haired woman who goes only by ‘Tara’. Then today, “tease campaigns” of said big projects - referring to one as being like Noah’s Ark.

So I ask myself - why the secrecy? Where’s the money coming from? Why does Tara want her privacy protected? Why does Crystal feel like she so dearly resonates with female figures in the bible?
Crystal (went back??) to Glow Church. I haven’t followed for long enough to know if she’s revisiting or a newbie. Either way, she’s in it. She spoke some months ago of an influencer up on stage at a Glow event in Sydney and how it really got her thinking about her own platform and influence.

Mysterious Tara comes out of nowhere, supposedly on a joint project, and they come to an understanding of a shared mission. Tara clearly has the coin and connections, Crystal the social media reach.

My theory is: these luxury projects are Glow Church properties. Many churches will buy up land and property for financial reasons. I think Crystal might have been asked to use her influence to help recruit future Glow Church members (via social media under the guise of interior design). That, or she offered to, because of that other influencer she saw talk who has a larger following and wanted that for herself too.
I’m wondering if she met this Tara through Glow aswell, and that Tara’s husband or networks are the ones with the church money, or access to it.

Anyway, this might be full conspiracy theory level, but it does explain the secrecy, zero explanation of who is funding the projects and who the clients are, builders or architects (which I would imagine you’d cross-promote if you’re working directly with them??) and why the dial up of church / bible chat.

Am I as crazy as Crystal?!! Or anyone else thinks this has legs.

you could be on to something here, I just keep flashing back to that story she did recently about how they are officially official partners. It was all official. So thinking something has been signed somewhere????

Not to say Crystal will be getting paid for it.