Crystal Bailey

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Ummmmmm, Crystal, honey …

If interior design is 80% digital and 20% practical, where does your 50% daydreaming come in?

Maths not your forté or are you finally admitting that you‘re not a real interior designer, just a DIY influencer pretending to be an interior designer, spending half your time with your head up your arse?

 

[Libertine]

So Crystal was out last night and she’s had her hair done today.

Her sons are gone, aren’t they? That’s not even the full two weeks of school holidays with them.

She’s a pathetic excuse for a mother.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

So this is interesting …

This is a screengrab from her story yesterday. This floorplan, labeled “Karen’s Top Floor” is the same one she is working with in today’s story. But this is not a single family residence.

The layout, with multiple back-to-back, identical (mirrored) rooms and bathrooms, tells me it’s a public or semi-public building. It appears to be some sort of a dormitory maybe, like in a school, or a rehab center, or something along those lines. (@not_the_kids might be on to something with the church affiliation, maybe a church camp?) At any rate, it’s for damn sure NOT a luxury residence like she has been banging on about.

Don‘t know who “Karen” is but maybe she is Crystal’s new cult leader and this is the communal living building

 

[J0J0]

This announcement is about as exciting as my pap smear reminder. Just announce your range of beige tap top curtains already

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

It’s not your home, Crystal, it’s a temporary 6 month rental. You did the same thing to this kid when you got him excited and told him the guest room at your grandpa boyfriend’s house was his bedroom. (Somehow everybody in the world but you knew that relationship wasn’t lasting very long.) This place is no more permanent than any of the places you slept on floors, in spare rooms or couch surfed. FFS. Stop with this childish shit. I’m not sure if she’s really this delusional or knowingly exploiting her kid for content.

The sad thing is I think the kid seems to have a better grasp on reality than crystal and doesn’t get his hopes up. Remember when he was the one having to tell her the material things don’t matter?

 

[showinguphere]

Can’t see one thing there I would pay $5 for at a garage sale. No thanks,
And apparently people will go there in massive numbers to get photos. Ummmmmmmm....

 

[ohmybortch]

A few thoughts about her latest story.

1. Her lips look wack
2. Never saw her kids? She still doesn’t?!
3. A very spiritual man rang her at the hospital?
4. And told her exactly what her life is now?
5. Bet Leila wishes Crystal thought to say she rang her 4 years ago and foreshadowed her future.

 

[not_the_kids]

And who doesn't know how to spell "believe" & "enroll".

And how exactly is she “breaking rules and pushing boundaries” with beige cushions, beige ceramics, beige curtains and plaster Paris DIYs???

I think I’ll stick with supporting game changers and truly inspirational out of the job designers like Kelly Wearstler - now SHE’s a woman who knows how to disrupt an industry and bring new design ideas to the table

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I have been rendered speechless by Crystal’s latest story

What did I just watch???

”It’s not about the skills. A lot of designers believe it’s all about your skills and your courses and your accreditation.”
- pause for goofy laugh -
“I didn’t have any skills!”

Yeah, NO SHIT!
It’s painfully obvious you have no skills.
You‘re a complete hack who doesn’t know what tf you’re doing.
You ask people to let you design their rooms, most likely for free, so you can post it on your page.
You’re a glorified intern, you idiot!

 

[Krista Lakota]

So off. It's not hers. How she can take ownership for it is fucking disgusting.

Can you imagine how his ex-wife feels? They built that house to be enjoyed by their children and grandchildren. Seeing someone else’s children in the spaces designed for your own grandchildren would be hard.

Gramps has probably said ‘my home is your home’ because he is cunt-struck.

But you bet once they near the two year timeframe for a de facto relationship, which honestly is very unlikely to happen, a solicitor will be drawing up a binding agreement that Gramp’s home is not in fact Crystal’s asset in any shape or form.

Can you imagine the ex-wife and his former crowd finding out he’s moved in a chick from Tamworth with her two kids - and then THEY GOOGLE HER.

Crystal tagged the beach his property is on so she’s not trying to hide his identity.

Yes!! Was thinking the same thing. I’d be livid. The wife barely got to enjoy the house she helped design.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

I just want to summarise C’s latest stories. It’s ok to cry, women need permission to cry, if you don’t cry you will bottle it up. Go to your friends even if you don’t have friends, go to them and cry. Normalise crying. Don’t bottle it up, don’t suppress it. You will get sick if you bottle it up. She knows people who bottle it up and they get sick. Just cry. Don’t bottle it up. Cry.

She’s a fucking emotional genius. No wonder she struggles so much in the world.

 

[Luvnaps]

I wouldn’t call Crystal ‘crazy’.

I’d call her mentally unstable and a pathetic excuse for a mother.

Kids don’t want a Disneyland Big Sister. They want a mother who parents.

Instead, her older son parents HER!

Yeah, we know you’re not crazy, Crystal.
You’re a selfish twat who can’t be bothered to get your shit together to be the mother your children need.
You’re a selfish twat who uses your kids for content instead of giving them your undivided attention in the two weeks you’re burdened with them.
You’re a selfish twat who steals money from people who try to do business with you.
You’re a selfish twat who lies to your landlord.
You’re a selfish twat who can’t be bothered to learn your craft correctly so you give your interior design clients arts & crafts projects that look like they were done by 14 yr olds.
You’re a selfish twat who feels compelled to turn a burgeoning relationship w/a mature, professional man who doesn’t live and die by Insta, into an absolute fucking train wreck spectacle that got you booted inside of a month.
You’re a selfish twat who is so addicted to eye fucking yourself you can’t stop posting for more than 24 hrs, even to be w/your children who are dying to spend time with you.
I could go on and on.
Get therapy you daft bitch.

All of this!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Laptop parties? What is she, 15? Who needs to make such a production over doing their job? Just sit down and get on with your fucking work, you ridiculous twit. You’re middle aged FFS.

 

[J0J0]

Bang up job there Crystal

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

I don’t understand. Isn’t she in a short term rental with a million flatmates?! The way she goes on it’s like she bought the place and set it up for her kids

 

[ThisGorjuzpiece]

Is she staying in a Gold Coast apartment now? What she tells the kids is an adventure is actually her having no stable home.

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

Oh hahaha it’s so cute and funny that your 10 year old child found out you have a new boyfriend via social media. Hahahahaha it’s so fine the way you didn’t even think of him or his feelings at all. Hahaha, you’re so funny and cute.


Fuck me dead.

I feel sick seeing it. Why is he on insta at 11? Why does he think a new BF is a thing to celebrate? Why is he finding out via socials?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

A - quality time with your son is not getting off your tits drunk with a house full of strangers instead of spending one-on-one time with him

B - you could have ALWAYS been the mum you dreamed of being all those years ago if you actually wanted to prioritize it. It was always your choice. But you’re selfish as fuck and you’d rather do shit like swan off to Bali for 6 months.

The bullshit she has herself convinced of. I loathe how these narcissistic twats like Crystal and Leila try to pass themselves off as great mums. Meanwhile they’re exposing their kids to trauma they may never get over.

 

[Libertine]

20 minutes drive down a highway to get to Byron. But let’s call it Byron . Ridiculous.

Ewingsdale Road into Byron is bumper to bumper traffic in the morning and afternoon if her younger son attends school there.

But who am I kidding? High flying interior scammers don’t do mundane things like school drop offs and pick ups.

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

Renting = owning for Crystal.
And she moved on from her very own Balinese villa to the teepee on the parent’s property.
Goals guys.

She’s ‘owned’ about ten properties this year alone and her Grandpa BF’s mansion was also hers for a week