Crystal Bailey

[Libertine]

Grandpa and his ex-wife were the sort of couple that buy tables at charity dinners. I’d like to see dingbat Crystal hold her own at events like that.

The inground trampoline must have been installed for their grandchildren, but it’s handy for Crystal’s sons too I suppose on the odd occasion she has contact.

 

[Luvnaps]

Does she not realize she is talking about HERSELF?!!! "You can't do ugly things to people"; "Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back on you". All the people she scammed a few years ago?!!! Has she forgotten?!

I call it KARMA Crystal. Plain and simple.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Publicly pledges to stop over sharing then proceeds to post 25 incoherent, scattered and rambling stories made at midnight in her pajamas.

Wow.

She’s a piece of work but who is this work wife that get’s into business with someone this manic? Someone who openly admits to being so unskilled at their chosen profession after 13 years, despite going to design school, interning at magazines and tv shows, supposedly getting a 5-story mansion as her first residential commission 4 yrs ago, and is STILL so unqualified she has to watch YouTube videos to bring her up to speed?

 

[lifeispeachy]

You can’t let the shop go because YOURE STUCK IN A LEASE like most businesses, who don’t just change their minds every week or so on what their business is or offers!!

 

[accountaNILity]

It’s amazing how many seasons this broad has. Grow up and get some stability in your life, nutter.

Her seasons seem to last a week as well. I think she is getting the word season mixed up with failure

 

[lifeispeachy]

Love how she’s going on about sleeping on floors etc - when she was in Bali spruiking that freedom kagan water MLM she was going on about her six figure income working by the pool an hour a day….

 

[Monclair]

wow, she is on one today...... Crystal, you have told the same story 5 times a day for the last 3 years we get it, you worked with Lorna Jane, no one cares. Also, whats with the terrible photoshop job on the fake thigh gap. Delusional, narcissistic fool.

Crystal wants to start a 'mums gone wild crew'. Unfortunately for her, most mums want to be at home with their kids, a luxury she doesn't have due to the fact she gave her kids away because she couldn't handle the responsibility. But hey, now she gets to film herself dancing alone like a clown, what great trade off. One day her kids will realise she didn't want them and it's going to crush them that they were traded in for a range of cheap curtains at Bunnings. I feel bad for those poor boys. She needs some serious therapy.

 

[ohmybortch]

No a younger guy. Was definitely a date.
I have to admit, she’s far more attractive in real life than with filters and dumb faces.
She’s a foghorn.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

I’m confused. Wasn’t this new house a short term rental? Now it’s like a long term thing? Can someone dumb this down for me

She’s acting like it’s her forever home but she did the same thing with gramps and that lasted a whole minute and a half so who knows how long she will be there.

 

[Luvnaps]

Wow. The garbled monologue about being a single Mum.
I think she actually thinks she makes sense? And she literally just repeats herself over and over and over again.
Get to the point, Crystal. We haven’t got all day.

She just loves to hear herself talk.

And didn't she say her dreams came true when Gramps boyfriend came around??

 

[Libertine]

She did her first baby's room (as a freebie i imagine) and filmed it for content... she's prob hit her up again.
She basically did a late night run to kmart and ikea to "Create the space"

Crystal won’t have Gramp’s car this time for her Ikea run.

She was really squeezing those tears out.

 

[showinguphere]

She must be itching to post a story. It’s been hours. Not long now. 1day is 14days in the Crystal time warp. She’s probably hanging out in the local bunnings ready to sign autographs on her curtains to anyone walking down the aisle. Celebrity wannabe won’t be coping without the attention.

 

[Stay Classy]

So a child having an Instagram account = going for their dreams? If it’s not posted on insta then clearly it didn’t happen? She is an absolute tool. We haven’t seen ONE post of her attending her child’s events to actually support him and cheer him on. That poor kid. Top mum, good work Crystal.

And I bet it’s the dad (and stepmum) taking him to practice week after week and encouraging/supporting him at comps. We know she does jackshit cause she would put it all over insta if she did

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

Instagram should not let you change names or delete posts once you have a certain amount of followers. Was this page previously design twins? No way a “business coach” who calls himself a weapon (in crazy font no less) has that many genuine followers.

I think so - was started in 2014 and has had 15 name changes including 2 in the last 90 days.

Has a huge number of followers from the design and homewares industry.

He pretty much only follows cute girls and tradies.

he works for another coach based in Byron who coaches tradies hence following of the tradies.

He’s deleted all of the older posts, only has 5 posts in total 2 quotes from 2019 with decent engagement and then 3 posts with embarrassing low engagement (22 likes from 137,000 followers - this is why you don’t do spammy things like repurpose an account from another business!).

I don’t know Exactly what went down with DT, I know them both and they both blame each other. Crystal definitely seems the less stable one though.

 

[not_the_kids]

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Curtains 101 with Crystal.

FASCINATING DESIGN INSIGHT



(I will never not post her curtain education stories. They delight me)

I just can’t with her “design” tips.
I have friends who are REAL designers who don’t just rip off others’ ideas on Pinterest or regurgitate basic common sense and play them off a design tips - they are creative, influencing or designing new style direction and most importantly, not ripping people off.
If Crystal was a decor object, it would be these curtains she’s “designed” - basic, boring and not in the least bit inspiring

 

[accountaNILity]

What did you pray for? A big house? It’s not yours - you’ll be out on the street as soon as he is over your crap.
The boys are cute but I had to laugh at her filming them eating dinner-one is picking his nose and the other is eating the noodles with his fingers. The old man must be turning in his grave…oh that’s right he’s still alive just

 

[Stay Classy]

Setting up your phone for trolley twirling in ikea…..JFC, who does this? Wonder how many takes she put the poor kid through, to get the perfect video for insta? Her behavior is so embarrassing and cringe. Put your phone down Crystal

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Your last love? Love?
Are you referring to the 3 weeks (maybe 2) that you spent galavanting around grandpa boyfriend’s house, making sure you documented every nice thing he owned so you could brag about it for Insta content? And sneaking a picture of him asleep because he had obviously explicitly told you to respect his privacy and leave him out of your childish posts and you ignored him? Was that the “love” you’re talking about?
Because we’re all pretty sure that was just an older man getting some young tail following his divorce and nothing more. But you keep on dreaming, boss babe.

 

[Justbeige]

So let me get this straight. She gets paid to 'style' people's properties and she decks it out with Ikea and Bunnings. And she is 'sought after' and a 'style icon'.... Umm o.k.

 

[J0J0]

What’s ‘crazy’ is that your child is not restrained correctly. That is not even remotely safe! Wtf is wrong with you??