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not_the_kids

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Crystals explaining what curtains do again.
In my gratitude journal today I wrote “I’m grateful for Crystal teaching me how to read curtain packaging. As an adult woman, who doesn’t know how to much read, let alone hang curtains, it’s been a breakthrough day for me” 🙏🏽
 
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DaisyNZ

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Give me a clue. I'm home with the covid. I'm sure his kids are thrilled he has a younger money hungry no body who has been chasing fame on TV for years. Will she try to get a baby pay check out of the old bloke?
Hope you feel better soon @Justbeige - I can't help but chuckle how mad Leilaaaaa is going to be about being one-upped by Crystal again 😂
 
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Justbeige

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She’s found us, she’s special and apparently tattlers have suffered lots of trauma in childhood 🙃
We are traumatised bullies with no life. Ok Crystal. But you're the one who talks to an imaginary bloke in the sky. Oh and has been caught for fraudulent business conduct. It's morons like you that gaslight and lie that cause mental health issues. Fuck off with your bullshit.
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

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Can you imagine how warped all of this is for the boys? It’s bad enough all their mum does is eye fuck her phone for approval all day but now they’ve got two dumb, desperate broads in their house eye fucking their phones for approval.
And then she forces them to be videoed, like performing animals in her circus. It’s pretty disturbing, actually.
 
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justjumpingon_

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Good lawd is there anyone as disingenuous? She posts the same shit once a week at least. But it just comes across as patronising & inauthentic. My rule is if you have to keep reminding people that you're something - you're not that something. Aka "real and raw".
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

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She must be itching to post a story. It’s been hours. Not long now. 1day is 14days in the Crystal time warp. She’s probably hanging out in the local bunnings ready to sign autographs on her curtains to anyone walking down the aisle. Celebrity wannabe won’t be coping without the attention.
There it is!! 🤣🤣🤣

And lookey there - she left her place in the hands of dodgy young people and they trashed it apparently. She’s not ok, you guys! 😂

Bich, if you weren’t so dodgy yourself you wouldn’t need to sublet your place to pay the rent. This is pure gold(é)!!

Also, she trusted “them”? How many people was she renting to?
 

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BasicBoganBaes

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I was thinking the same thing. Bet you she doesn't stay as long. She said she was 5 minutes from the beach, so that isn't true either? I'm in America so I don't know the area. $4,000/month would be really expensive here, depending on the airbnb of course. How can she afford it?
She is 5 minutes from the beach, just not Byron beach as she makes out.

rents in Australia are astronomical at the moment especially in that general area because it’s a desirable area to live but thousands of homes were lost in floods so there is a rental shortage.

so $1k/week for a fully furnished place with a view isn’t bad.

what is bad is that based on what she shares it’s probably beyond her means. She could have got a lovely smaller place that is less fancy for a lot less money.

she has to pay $52k/year just in rent, if you pay more than 30% in rent you are deemed to be in rental stress.

That means she has to be making $173k after tax, which means she has to make about $260k before tax which is $5k/week.

who’s betting Crystal didn’t do this math (kind of like how she didn’t do the due diligence when she opened her homewares store and realised how expensive shipping was and how hard delivery times were and that the math didn’t work on small margins).

anyway she’ll hustle to try and keep it, I predict a whole bunch of those I’ll style your house on the cheap deals again (the ones she said she wouldn’t do because she is onto bigger things).

I doubt there’s a lot of money in this smart home collab - it’s more ego for her. She gets so much significance from working with d grade celebs and partnering with brands but most influencers don’t make a lot of money. Fame and free stuff doesn’t pay the bills.

or if she doesn’t pull it off she’ll manifest a new dream and start a new chapter…


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how many furnished rentals are there? Who would want that? (Besides high rise apartments for corporates)
All that cork makes it crystals dream home - barb the builder can use thumb tacks to style all the rooms with her beige curtains… it’s one step up from cable ties!
 
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ThisGorjuzpiece

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The ad I'm looking at online says it's $1000 per week snd sorry no pets, I'm laughing so hard that she has her dog in the house and has put it all over instagram.
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

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She’s leaving out some key information in her narrative about WHY she only saw her son five times a year. 🙄
I would love to know the full back story.
You have to fuck up in a major way to lose primary custody of not one but two children.
Was she institutionalized for a substantial period of time?
Whatever she did to lose custody she is still doing, otherwise she wouldn’t have such limited visitation.
-OR- she could have decided that being a full time mum wasn‘t for her and she chose not to ask for primary custody. Given her narcissism, her immaturity and instability both scenarios are plausible.
 
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Justbeige

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Dear Crystal. You are not a young mum. You were 24 when you had your first. Don't fucking use it as an excuse to be useless. I had 4 by 26. 3 by 23. All to same dad, all planned. Go fuck yourself.
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

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Haha, no I think that’s the comment the poster put into Crystal’s QA box for a joke. It’s a very funny one 🤣🤣🤣 Except, all tragic because Crystal does not define success by any of those things.
Whyyyyyy can’t these women (Leila included) just deal with their childhood trauma the way the rest of us have done and not pass on generational trauma to their kids??
I was raised by a Borderline mother and Bipolar step-mother (I think my dad has a saviour complex) and by the time I was 7 I’d been to 5 different schools and by the time I was 15 had lived in nearly 30 homes (including the street). It messed me up massively and took years of psychotherapy to rewire my brain, but the time and cost into the tens of thousands was so worth it to not pass bad parenting onto my own child. He thrives and knows true stability because of that. These women really need to do the same.
Fucking hell, what an accomplishment! I hope you’re as proud of yourself as you should be. Getting out from under that kind of trauma is nothing short of Herculean. You’re a rockstar!
 
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Libertine

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Crystal posted on a story something like, ‘this isn’t a resort for lease, it’s our home for our family and friends’.

🙄 Babe, you’ve been his girlfriend for a month. You haven’t even reached the timeframe for a de facto relationship. It’s most certainly not your home.

I bet grandpa thought his exwife would be jealous seeing him with a younger girlfriend, but watching Crystal dance and eye fuck the camera is more ‘crazy chick’ than ‘hot chick’.
 
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Justbeige

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How hilarious and not at all unexpected for it to be over already. I guess we will never know the story but also we can probably easily piece it all together.
Wonder if she will try to sue him for the resort? I mean the whole one month she was with him she basically took ownership and declared it hers.
 
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gossipy91

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Yes, that’s right! She goes on and on about wanting a home for her 2 boys and wanting to all be together but her actions don’t match up. She has no stability, and her transient lifestyle would not hold up in court, if she wanted to fight for them. Imagine being so selfish you can’t even settle for the sake of your kids. I hope their dads are good role models for them and their step mums act as good mother figures.
 
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