Crystal Bailey #7 Slay, Crystal, slay! DesignHer disasters, a new podcast and going to Bali to Eat Pray

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Great detective work @EveryDaysASoulDay

I was wondering how long it would take for her to find Total Fusion gym given her proximity. God help us, the selfies and designher dreams we are going to get from her out of that place 🫠

The gym and access to the rooftop pool and facilities costs around $150 per week
 
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Makes her entire personality and brand about having the freedom to work from anywhere … talks about it nonstop … and then when her dad has a heart attack and she has the flexibility to go visit him … she choses to take her laptop to the neighborhood status gym/spa and make humble brag posts about treating herself to self-care. She’s rotten to the core.
Just a really nasty piece of work.


Thanks.
I wonder if she just got a trial day pass or something? I can’t see her ponying up $600 a month for that. Also, those nasty feet! Omg, can you imagine her rubbing those against you in bed at night? Yikes!
 

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Daddy saves your dumb arse with a new laptop and you can’t even work from anywhere designing your dreams (again) around a pop in visit? What a piece of shit.
 
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Surely someone who supposedly has an MBA from Sydney University, studied Honours Psychology & Sociology at Western University and Disruptive Innovation for a week at Harvard Business School is clever enough to do a cursory google of the chick they’re boning, no? Surely you’ve found her tattle thread by now, hey Joe? Or maybe you like wildly unstable, emotionally stunted women who also happen to be abusive mothers?

Side note: I think he’s Canadian, not American. The Western University that he went to is in Ontario.
 
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Why is Inspector Gadget wearing her trench coat and chanel knock-off cap inside the house all the time now? The other night she was wearing them in bed while doing her daily bailey and now she’s filmed herself in the kitchen wearing them like it’s a housecoat and nightcap or something. Such a performative weirdo.
 

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I was going to post this here with the joke ‘is Alpha Femme Crystal Bailey?’ and then I looked and saw that Crystal actually follows her. Because of course she does. 🫠

By the way, I wonder how Crystal is doing on that million dollar year that she told everybody she was going to have in 2024? She’s only got 6 months left.

 
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Wow, let's give this woman a gold metal because....for one "whole week" she stayed in one spot!!! She talks like a 12 year old, not an almost 40 year old.

Yeah Crystal, it's called "stability". Which is something you could never provide to your 2 sons. Because it's always about you & only you.
 

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Oh nice, she’s “prioritized my own well-being”. What’s new, ya selfish cunt?

And like clockwork, she’s exploiting the child she can’t be bothered to mother, for clicks and likes again. She has utterly failed this child how many times? in his short life and still has the nerve to pretend she gives a shit about him. She’s such trash.

Here’s the thing, Crystal. You could have seen Jonny a full two weeks early had you gone to Tamworth like you should have to love on your dad after his heart attack. Hell, you could be waking up to Jonny every morning if you weren’t such a loser and ignored him while he was living with you. Instead for the last 3 months you traipsed around from one party to another after holidaying OS and, because self-indulgence is just so tiring, you thought you deserved to pamper yourself even further at a spa and film girl time with the newest besties instead of being with your family who you claim to care so much about. Dad and Jonny who?
 

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Eternally happy. She’s found it!
Dropping this here for the next time she spins out in a few weeks …





(Especially since she is still clearly refusing to take medication to manage her mental illness. She followed this post up with a post from a crackerjack box life coach with 15,000 followers asserting that anti-depressants are bondage and kill your life force and anxiety and serotonin imbalances are just a pharmaceutical industry lie to get you addicted to their drugs.)
 

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Don’t know how I missed this one.
It is further down the post about the Edgecliffe house, in addition to the comment he left.

Joe has all the maturity and class of a 12 yr old. He’s clearly a goofus horn dog and here’s dopey Crystal talking about building a dream house with him after their first date. LOL! Waiting to see if he reappears in a few weeks as planned or if the 1 night stand (he was clearly very happy with) was it.


 

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So kooky crystal has moved to Brisbane and selling her furniture next week on market place. Shes getting the boys for school holidays and her dad looks like he is having open heart surgery. Shes going to be mentoring women. She loves living in Bris CIty. Wow.
 
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Ahhh. She must have been evicted last week with that message from her landlord because her lease isn’t up until October. This woman is 40 yrs old and getting her ass evicted. Good god what a loser.

She’s heading off to Sydney this week because she’s got “an incredible partnership”? Surely she’s not talking about CryptoBro Joe? She’s literally just met him. And surely she’s not introducing her kids to him already.

Also, did you notice she said she’ll still be going to Byron every second weekend? So she has “designed her life to work and live anywhere”, in fact already had an established home there, and yet chooses to move away from her youngest son and only see him once a month. Worthless. Time after time she chooses to be as far away from her kids as possible.
 
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