She’ll have the Vespa for a ‘season’ to take photos for the gram - her CrAzY life and all that tit. Then she’ll offload it.
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I am dying of laughter. The one crystal is buying is a fake, just like herWhat kind of sense does buying a Vespa make? As it is her Mini is ridiculously impractical. She has to fill it up until it’s bursting at the seams anytime she needs to use it for work and then rolls up to her projects looking like Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies. You’d think if she was going to invest in another vehicle it would be something bigger. But instead she buys a scooter of all things and pays double the price of a regular Vespa to get the tacky designer branding, like a bogan. Although seeing her riding around town in that silly ass helmet would be priceless! If anybody catches her in the wild, please promise to try to get a picture and post it for us.
I hope she’s hasn’t splashed out all of her savings and has set some money aside for repairing her landlord’s yard when she kills the grass off with those pavers. She’s so inconsiderate, no courtesy for someone else’s property.
First of all, it's the wrong colour. Dior Vespas are cream, not white.
Also, Dior uses a Vespa 946 model. The one Crystal is buying is a cheap knockoff with some crappy decals. lol.
Only 946 Dior Vespas were manufactured worldwide (to go with the model number), and less than a handful came to Australia. Originally they sold for $36,000 and no one that bought one would be selling it, as they are a collector's item that you wouldn't actually ride, plus it would sell for way more than the original price, money Crystal doesn't have if shes renting outside of byron with flatmates.
Also, the decals are completely different - see the below pictures.
Also, the helmet is completely different - hers is a $30 job off eBay with a cheap decal.
I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.
So congratulations to Crystal on another great life decision. The karma of her being ripped off has made my week.
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I expect at least one father has already told her that their son isn’t to ride on the scooter to the nearest beach, let alone down the Pacific Highway to Byron Bay.
It’s probably closer to a 25 minute drive (though Crystal’s rental does back onto the highway which is handy!) and at busy times, particularly in summer, traffic travelling from the north banks right up along Ewingsdale Road often to a standstill.
Oh my god! Hahahahahahahaha!I am dying of laughter. The one crystal is buying is a fake, just like her
First of all, it's the wrong colour. Dior Vespas are cream, not white.
Also, Dior uses a Vespa 946 model. The one Crystal is buying is a cheap knockoff with some crappy decals. lol.
Only 946 Dior Vespas were manufactured worldwide (to go with the model number), and less than a handful came to Australia. Originally they sold for $36,000 and no one that bought one would be selling it, as they are a collector's item that you wouldn't actually ride, plus it would sell for way more than the original price, money Crystal doesn't have if shes renting outside of byron with flatmates.
Also, the decals are completely different - see the below pictures.
Also, the helmet is completely different - hers is a $30 job off eBay with a cheap decal.
I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.
So congratulations to Crystal on another great life decision. The karma of her being ripped off has made my week.
What’s worse than being a label bleep? Being a cheap knockoff label bleep
I was going to say! That is NOT a Dior Vespa! What an absolute flog.I am dying of laughter. The one crystal is buying is a fake, just like her
First of all, it's the wrong colour. Dior Vespas are cream, not white.
Also, Dior uses a Vespa 946 model. The one Crystal is buying is a cheap knockoff with some crappy decals. lol.
Only 946 Dior Vespas were manufactured worldwide (to go with the model number), and less than a handful came to Australia. Originally they sold for $36,000 and no one that bought one would be selling it, as they are a collector's item that you wouldn't actually ride, plus it would sell for way more than the original price, money Crystal doesn't have if shes renting outside of byron with flatmates.
Also, the decals are completely different - see the below pictures.
Also, the helmet is completely different - hers is a $30 job off eBay with a cheap decal.
I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.
So congratulations to Crystal on another great life decision. The karma of her being ripped off has made my week.
She says it's water.
But so practical with two kids, a dog and torrential rain and flooding.
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Do we think she knows she has purchased a knock off? She’ll probably get a permanent marker and draw on the word VespaOh my god! Hahahahahahahaha!
What’s worse than being a label bleep? Being a cheap knockoff label bleep
Surely she knows its fake, but wants to create the illusion she is doing really well when in fact she is an absolute duck up of a human. Probably thinks if she can make people believe she actually owns something of value, that makes her successful business women/ entrepreneur etc.
Smoke and mirrors Crystal will just look like a f**kwit pottering around in fake Byron on a fake Vespa.
I see Crystal has managed to find an entire pack of vapid, self-absorbed idiots just like her. Most of this crew are her age. Imagine pushing 40 and being in such a state of arrested development that you think it‘s a good look to constantly post yourself shaking your ass and stumbling around like you just exited a clown car in a circus act.
I see the flatmate only has one expression. She always looks like someone just held a steaming hot curd under her nose.
I see the flatmate only has one expression. She always looks like someone just held a steaming hot curd under her nose.
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I literally cringed. She is my age and I can’t imagine ever acting this ridiculous
Right?? Maybe out drinking back in my 20s but never anywhere close to a camera
What is this bull she’s on about now?
She’s not just an interior designer, she’s called to help women heal from trauma. She’s legit claiming she’s some kind of spiritual healer now. Wtf did I just watch?
Shes had so many opportunities to have a big design studio and lots of staff (my ass you have!) but she just can’t commit to that full time because of her mission to help women. She’s been healing women, guys! In case you’re a new follower of hers and didn‘t know that.
And then in the next breath she’s telling us her life has been utter chaos until a month ago and that she is essentially a manic, drunken mess.
And then she goes on to say that she designed the house that she’s in now
duck me!
She’s always been a narc and a bull artist but this is the first time her delusional disorder has been so in your face. Honestly, it’s disturbing. She’s really mentally unwell.
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Addiction is possession from the devil? Aaron Carter just didn't see the light?
This witch is absolutely off her rocker. She needs meds, immediately.Right?? Maybe out drinking back in my 20s but never anywhere close to a camera
What is this bull she’s on about now?
She’s not just an interior designer, she’s called to help women heal from trauma. She’s legit claiming she’s some kind of spiritual healer now. Wtf did I just watch?
Shes had so many opportunities to have a big design studio and lots of staff (my ass you have!) but she just can’t commit to that full time because of her mission to help women. She’s been healing women, guys! In case you’re a new follower of hers and didn‘t know that.
And then in the next breath she’s telling us her life has been utter chaos until a month ago and that she is essentially a manic, drunken mess.
And then she goes on to say that she designed the house that she’s in now
duck me!
She’s always been a narc and a bull artist but this is the first time her delusional disorder has been so in your face. Honestly, it’s disturbing. She’s really mentally unwell.
who knows, I'd say she palmed it off to the parents when she dropped Johnny back to Tamworth.
It sounds very much like she is going back to the Family Court to ask for both boys to live with her. That’s probably why she’s had the youngest son overnight on a couple of school nights - to demonstrate she can get him to school and adequately care for him.
I hope someone is monitoring her social media.
I hope someone is monitoring her social media.
Sooooo much to comment on!!
"This bed is so hard, it's like sleeping on a brick. So I'm going to give it to my son. (Laughs) I'm a bad mum." You're a HORRIBLE mum & sick in the head!!
"I'm your BFF on here....". Ummmmm, no thank you!!!
"I love talking. I literally love talking on here". NO tit, SHERLOCK!!!
I agree with the rest of you. She seriously needs help!
"This bed is so hard, it's like sleeping on a brick. So I'm going to give it to my son. (Laughs) I'm a bad mum." You're a HORRIBLE mum & sick in the head!!
"I'm your BFF on here....". Ummmmm, no thank you!!!
"I love talking. I literally love talking on here". NO tit, SHERLOCK!!!
I agree with the rest of you. She seriously needs help!
She can see what most people can’t. These folks are going through a spiritual battle.
No, Crystal. No. This is not about God. These folks are having very serious physiological issues. They have addiction and mental health illnesses. They need consistent, regulated medication and intensive therapy. Just like you do, honey.
No amount of reading your Bible on the beach is going to fix your very obvious mental imbalances, your mania and delusional disorder. Find a doctor. A legitimate, credentialed psychiatrist that can get you on medication and a psychologist that can put you in therapy.
For ducks sake I hope these boys dad’s have been saving screenshots. She would be so dangerous with full custody of those children.
No, Crystal. No. This is not about God. These folks are having very serious physiological issues. They have addiction and mental health illnesses. They need consistent, regulated medication and intensive therapy. Just like you do, honey.
No amount of reading your Bible on the beach is going to fix your very obvious mental imbalances, your mania and delusional disorder. Find a doctor. A legitimate, credentialed psychiatrist that can get you on medication and a psychologist that can put you in therapy.
For ducks sake I hope these boys dad’s have been saving screenshots. She would be so dangerous with full custody of those children.
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Well duck me dead! All the big wigs in Hollywood best call our girl Crystal for some help!
Get the duck outta here you dimwit. Focus on why you don't have your kids and the fact you HAPPILY ripped people off.
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