She’ll have the Vespa for a ‘season’ to take photos for the gram - her CrAzY life and all that shit. Then she’ll offload it.
I am dying of laughter. The one crystal is buying is a fake, just like herWhat kind of sense does buying a Vespa make? As it is her Mini is ridiculously impractical. She has to fill it up until it’s bursting at the seams anytime she needs to use it for work and then rolls up to her projects looking like Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies. You’d think if she was going to invest in another vehicle it would be something bigger. But instead she buys a scooter of all things and pays double the price of a regular Vespa to get the tacky designer branding, like a bogan. Although seeing her riding around town in that silly ass helmet would be priceless! If anybody catches her in the wild, please promise to try to get a picture and post it for us.
I hope she’s hasn’t splashed out all of her savings and has set some money aside for repairing her landlord’s yard when she kills the grass off with those pavers. She’s so inconsiderate, no courtesy for someone else’s property.
I expect at least one father has already told her that their son isn’t to ride on the scooter to the nearest beach, let alone down the Pacific Highway to Byron Bay.Correct me if I am wrong, but to get to real Byron from fake Byron (Ocean Shores), she will need a 15-20 minute drive down a highway with a speed limit of 110km per hour, That is terrifying even for the most experienced scooter drivers. I dare say she will be stuck pottering around fake Byron looking for some fellow cool cats to notice her on her designer wheels.
Oh my god! Hahahahahahahaha!I am dying of laughter. The one crystal is buying is a fake, just like her
First of all, it's the wrong colour. Dior Vespas are cream, not white.
Also, Dior uses a Vespa 946 model. The one Crystal is buying is a cheap knockoff with some shitty decals. lol.
Only 946 Dior Vespas were manufactured worldwide (to go with the model number), and less than a handful came to Australia. Originally they sold for $36,000 and no one that bought one would be selling it, as they are a collector's item that you wouldn't actually ride, plus it would sell for way more than the original price, money Crystal doesn't have if shes renting outside of byron with flatmates.
Also, the decals are completely different - see the below pictures.
Also, the helmet is completely different - hers is a $30 job off eBay with a cheap decal.
I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.
So congratulations to Crystal on another great life decision. The karma of her being ripped off has made my week.
I was going to say! That is NOT a Dior Vespa! What an absolute flog.I am dying of laughter. The one crystal is buying is a fake, just like her
First of all, it's the wrong colour. Dior Vespas are cream, not white.
Also, Dior uses a Vespa 946 model. The one Crystal is buying is a cheap knockoff with some shitty decals. lol.
Only 946 Dior Vespas were manufactured worldwide (to go with the model number), and less than a handful came to Australia. Originally they sold for $36,000 and no one that bought one would be selling it, as they are a collector's item that you wouldn't actually ride, plus it would sell for way more than the original price, money Crystal doesn't have if shes renting outside of byron with flatmates.
Also, the decals are completely different - see the below pictures.
Also, the helmet is completely different - hers is a $30 job off eBay with a cheap decal.
I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.
So congratulations to Crystal on another great life decision. The karma of her being ripped off has made my week.
She says it's water.Huh! Sitting perched uncomfortably on a foot stool with your laptop awkwardly propped on a barstool in front of you is working like a queen, is it?
Go figure! And here I thought working from my lovely private office with a staff of 8 was pretty sweet. Turns out all I needed to make me a queen was cheap, flammable curtains and drinking water from a wine glass.
But so practical with two kids, a dog and torrential rain and flooding.Correct me if I am wrong, but to get to real Byron from fake Byron (Ocean Shores), she will need a 15-20 minute drive down a highway with a speed limit of 110km per hour, That is terrifying even for the most experienced scooter drivers. I dare say she will be stuck pottering around fake Byron looking for some fellow cool cats to notice her on her designer wheels.
Do we think she knows she has purchased a knock off? She’ll probably get a permanent marker and draw on the word VespaOh my god! Hahahahahahahaha!
What’s worse than being a label whore? Being a cheap knockoff label whore
Surely she knows its fake, but wants to create the illusion she is doing really well when in fact she is an absolute fuck up of a human. Probably thinks if she can make people believe she actually owns something of value, that makes her successful business women/ entrepreneur etc.Do we think she knows she has purchased a knock off? She’ll probably get a permanent marker and draw on the word Vespa
Smoke and mirrors Crystal will just look like a f**kwit pottering around in fake Byron on a fake Vespa.Surely she knows its fake, but wants to create the illusion she is doing really well when in fact she is an absolute fuck up of a human. Probably thinks if she can make people believe she actually owns something of value, that makes her successful business women/ entrepreneur etc.
Right?? Maybe out drinking back in my 20s but never anywhere close to a cameraI literally cringed. She is my age and I can’t imagine ever acting this ridiculous
This bitch is absolutely off her rocker. She needs meds, immediately.Right?? Maybe out drinking back in my 20s but never anywhere close to a camera
What is this bullshit she’s on about now?
She’s not just an interior designer, she’s called to help women heal from trauma. She’s legit claiming she’s some kind of spiritual healer now. Wtf did I just watch?
Shes had so many opportunities to have a big design studio and lots of staff (my ass you have!) but she just can’t commit to that full time because of her mission to help women. She’s been healing women, guys! In case you’re a new follower of hers and didn‘t know that.
And then in the next breath she’s telling us her life has been utter chaos until a month ago and that she is essentially a manic, drunken mess.
And then she goes on to say that she designed the house that she’s in now
Fuck me!
She’s always been a narc and a bullshit artist but this is the first time her delusional disorder has been so in your face. Honestly, it’s disturbing. She’s really mentally unwell.
who knows, I'd say she palmed it off to the parents when she dropped Johnny back to Tamworth.Where’s the dog?
Well fuck me dead! All the big wigs in Hollywood best call our girl Crystal for some help!She can see what most people can’t. These folks are going through a spiritual battle.
No, Crystal. No. This is not about God. These folks are having very serious physiological issues. They have addiction and mental health illnesses. They need consistent, regulated medication and intensive therapy. Just like you do, honey.
No amount of reading your Bible on the beach is going to fix your very obvious mental imbalances, your mania and delusional disorder. Find a doctor. A legitimate, credentialed psychiatrist that can get you on medication and a psychologist that can put you in therapy.
For fucks sake I hope these boys dad’s have been saving screenshots. She would be so dangerous with full custody of those children.
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