Keeping it simple! Carry on!
You have made me want to read the Vanity Fair article again nowRecap:
White trustfund mean girl from pacific north west marries boy with dull features, together they venture on baby making for marketing purposes, and move to Europe. but first they mutate their surname to something more exotic by substituting a consonant with a vowel.
after a few years in good ol’ london they go on a year long world travel around the world and then settle in byron bay, Australia, where they find their real beige being and where beige spolied brats like them are the norm and they feel sooo at home. Money making ad baby number five is born just as the eldest reaches puberty and starts avoiding his mum’s insta.
Beige courtney doesn’t have a lot to do so she reinvents herself as parenting spiritual guide of the non beige masses by means of a couple self help books found at a yard sale. Their time is spent between doing nothing and renovating expensive properties amidst the dismay of their neighbours. Let me know if I forgot something
Oh right: their children all go to private steiner schools where by age 15 they learn to colour inside the lines and reinvent the english language with creative spelling.
You've forgotten to mention how hardworking she is! She started at the bottom, coming from a billionaire family with a private island, and she's worked so hard to be where she is now- a rich mean girl who begs people to enroll in her e course so she can keep her humble little country mice supplied with beige frocks and keep 3+ roofs over their sunburned heads. Please have a heart and buy an $80 pillowcase or enroll in her course so her precious darlings don't go without necessities like another holiday homeRecap:
White trustfund mean girl from pacific north west marries boy with dull features, together they venture on baby making for marketing purposes, and move to Europe. but first they mutate their surname to something more exotic by substituting a consonant with a vowel.
after a few years in good ol’ london they go on a year long world travel around the world and then settle in byron bay, Australia, where they find their real beige being and where beige spolied brats like them are the norm and they feel sooo at home. Money making ad baby number five is born just as the eldest reaches puberty and starts avoiding his mum’s insta.
Beige courtney doesn’t have a lot to do so she reinvents herself as parenting spiritual guide of the non beige masses by means of a couple self help books found at a yard sale. Their time is spent between doing nothing and renovating expensive properties amidst the dismay of their neighbours. Let me know if I forgot something
Oh right: their children all go to private steiner schools where by age 15 they learn to colour inside the lines and reinvent the english language with creative spelling.
I wholeheartedly apologise, going to whip myself with a beige ciliceYou've forgotten to mention how hardworking she is! She started at the bottom, coming from a billionaire family with a private island, and she's worked so hard to be where she is now- a rich mean girl who begs people to enroll in her e course so she can keep her humble little country mice supplied with beige frocks and keep 3+ roofs over their sunburned heads. Please have a heart and buy an $80 pillowcase or enroll in her course so her precious darlings don't go without necessities like another holiday home
Nope, no sign of it at all. I mean, its plain and boring like that beach house so it would suit the interior perfectly. And where are their stockings from London that get a special mention every year too? Where will the op shop presents go Christmas morning?No sign of her Christmas stick tree yet?
I may have missed it.
Courtney Courtney Courtney, what a miserable looking bunch of children. Easton, get out mate. Go travel overseas and get away from your mother. Man, Courtney is struggling with those kids, look at them.View attachment 1830726
Is this not the most miserable looking bus station waiting roomeque scene there ever was??? The only thing missing is the stick tree
It’s all about Wilkie because he’s the only kid who doesn’t protest (yet). Her yummy mummy my-kiddos-are-so-sweet days are numbered!Wilkie Wilkie Wilkie, its all about Wilkie, oh and the bunk beds and of the sun bedding. Far out Courtney YOU ARE PUTTING ME TO SLEEP, you are so damn BORING and you look dull and bored too!!!!