like he’s not been behind the whole thing
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genius…..have to respect his constant sharpening of that knife he’s stabbing them in the back with.
Plan B Plus. The one where we bleeping make it up as we go along… again.
Christmas parties are to be limited to wine and cheese gatherings, the unvaccinated get a dairylea dunker and nothing else.
you are limited to just one option from the quality street box in the lead up to Christmas, no celebrations, no hero’s. They are unvaccinated sweets.
On Christmas Day you can have one other member of a household.,,,both alike in dignity
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from a road 3 miles away from your own, who will be willing to eat the god awful toffee Penny,
They can bring one option from the celebrations box. The bounty, nobody wants the bounty. That’s for the unvaccinated.
All members of the household must check in with the NHS covid app on the hour, you can leave your home to collect the turkeys between 2.27PM and 4.18PM on Christmas Eve, the turkey must have a Covid passport and it’s booster shot.